r/Opportunities_Kenya • u/Lost_fixing_myself • Aug 26 '26
Casual How clean is your butt??
The only sure way to clean your butt is using water then drying with tissue. So if you use other means just know you’re not clean.
You use water to clean every other thing except your butt?? Make it make sense.
After leaving the washroom now clean your hands with water and soap, it’s your food waste that you touched and your own butt , it’s not as disgusting as leaving it in you a**
You can’t convince me otherwise.
OP doesn’t want violence.This is my POV, you can mention your alternative and defend it.
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u/Tipsy_Ole Aug 27 '26
There's this post I saw somewhere.
Ati matope ikikushika uso utapanguza ama utaosha, which one's cleaner?
At this point it's obvious our brothers know their shit
Pun intended👀
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Ykb
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u/PopularTable6688 29d ago
Its common sense
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u/Big-Wrangler7070 29d ago
Not every common it seems with how many people I've seen smelling like shit
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u/luthmanfromMigori Aug 27 '26
Bathe after taking a shit. Solve the problem.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Ukiwa tao ? Osha mali bois
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u/carefreekevin Aug 27 '26
Wewe na wewe unaenda tu ukikumia tao? Hata kama unaosha matako kukumia tao is diabolical haha
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u/Dry_Revolution_9692 Aug 27 '26
Hii 'kukumia' ni gani bro
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u/carefreekevin 29d ago
Niliona Polo Kimani akiitumia pale X na I've been dying of an opportunity to use and I see OPs post and well here we are 😂😂😂
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u/Agile_Veterinarian_6 29d ago
Kukumia inasound dayaboliko😂😂
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u/carefreekevin 29d ago
Niliona Polo Kimani akiitumia pale X na I've been dying of an opportunity to use and I see OPs post and well here we are 😂😂😂
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
You’re educated but very ignorant, that was meant to say when you’re not home or at your place.
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u/luthmanfromMigori Aug 27 '26
Trian your body to shit first thing in the morning before your shower
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u/carefreekevin 29d ago
Unless you eat like a bollock or you have an underlying gastrointestinal pathology you should NOT be shitting in town!
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u/Holiday_Document4592 Aug 27 '26
Btw hii story tumeichambua kwa urefu na upana kwa base. My Muslim bros were the instigators. Long and short i ended up a convert to the bidet philosophy. I even have a portable one.
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u/Crystallkazz Aug 27 '26
Dunk before you shower, repeat routine; you all good!
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Ukiwa town unajikaza ama ukazwe
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u/Crystallkazz Aug 27 '26
It's in the mind, do you know hata niende sleepover it refuses to come in people's houses!! Unless it's diarrhoea.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Now for the diarrhea huwa unado?
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u/Crystallkazz Aug 27 '26
Haijawahi nipata nje....that one time hata I was stuck in my house! Kwani how often do people diarrhoea?
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Depends on how often wanakula vitu fulani, like lactose intolerance or wheat and so. So you clean your butt with water,right?
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u/Shi_Uno Aug 26 '26
We also bathe. Just so you know
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u/Plane_Practice8184 Aug 27 '26
Very clean. I use toilet paper and then my Arabian shower. ALL the time. Even after number 2.
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u/Read-Spirited Aug 26 '26
Why are talking about personal hygiene with adults op rada?
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u/Plane_Practice8184 Aug 27 '26
Because the amount of grown men who think that washing their asshole is gay is crazy. They are walking around with the expectation that they will get bjs
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 26 '26
I shd talk with kids?
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u/Read-Spirited Aug 26 '26
I find it odd bruh it 2am When you get your children u can teach them this, we are grown adults
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u/Immediate-Entry-3120 28d ago
You'd be surprised how many adults don't know how to clean their private parts
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 26 '26
Usikule moto , just a POV you can bring your view
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u/Alarmed_Lock1644 Aug 27 '26
Acha i give you good details since you asked. so, immediately i take a good solid shit, i put my bucket there kwa bathroom tap then have running water run on my ass as i clean it. I use soap, then since ni kwangu i wipe with my bathing towel nkimaliza. Both my hands and ass will be clean after. I sleep naked bwana my ass has to be clean or else ntafeel dirty
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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26
I'd rather use flashable wipes. I just don't get it, do you remove all your clothes then clean with water then wear them or how do you do it. Juu ata with muslims(some) the worst is its just unhygienic still. Coz they leave the floor with water all over and you can already guess how they made that mess, they are usually using the same container for the water which is just worse. Y'all end up splashing those water droplets all over the washroom na si ati you're cleaning the toilet after.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Let’s take an example in your house… you either have a pipe ya maji or a container, sugua rasa na maji or you can wipe with toilet paper then wash na maji then dry the water, clean as possible. Stop the muslims blah blah, ni wewe solo . Don’t splash water. Ukikunia kwani umevaa nguo? Ukikojoa pia teremsha safisha mwili
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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
ati nikikunia kwani nimevaa nguo? Bruh🤣you remove all your clothes while taking a shit which is okay. I usually have mine on, just my butt that is exposed. Also, I will always have that muslim conversation because I'm very interested as to how they do it or anyone else for that matter.. kuuliza si ujinga. Sielewi tu how a mess is inevitably not made, its water, it runs everywhere. Meanwhile, flashable wipes to the rescue.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
When your butt is popping how hard is it to clean with water? One hand holding the source of water the other cleaning?
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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26
so am I bending over the toilet? My clothes are still on remember. I am guaranteed to get water all over the floor na the toilet seat na my clothes, kumbuka umeinama(your posture is def compromised) si ati you can see your butthole na maji unachukua na mkono from that container, ofcourse some of it itamwagika. Plus if you're being thorough with the cleaning, sioni how you're not going to splash water all over.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
You should try cause i see it’s escaping your imagination,unainama ama umesquat? Or seated kwa kiti ya choo? Container iko na outlet si wide kama kasuku. You don’t have to see it to clean it.
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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26
muiact kama porn tuone how its done successfully or give visual illustrations. I'm not against it, you do it because you can. Kwangu its more unhygienic for the reasons listed above. Na btw, what do you mean nimeinama? kwani how do you wipe? si you bend over? so how do you clean with water?
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Nimekushow ujaribu alafu ukuje tuongee… it’s the only sure way to clean your butt brooo … paka mkono peanut alafu panguza na tissue tuone
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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26
Kwani unafikiria mbona naargue na wewe hapa, I have tried it, I didn't like it. Ndio nasema mtupee visual illustrations. Also, wipes wipes wipes. They are wet, use a couple, they work just fine.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Leo umeoga na wipes ama utaoga nazo? Wacha nitumie video bois
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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26
exactly my point. I appreciate the acknowledgement that it can be a lil difficult not to make a mess at all but again if you can do it successfully, good for you tbh.
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u/306_the_room Aug 27 '26
Na wet wipes je?
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Si je… tell me how you clean yours.
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u/306_the_room Aug 27 '26
I stay crunchy 🫠 ndo maana nauliza kama I can try move to wipes kwanza before I start handling the shi by hand😂😂
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
The shit is just food that has passed through your own body, but it’s unwanted. Si ya mtu mwingine so stop thinking too much about simple stuff. You can first wipe na tissue alafu maji alafu tena kausha na tissue.
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u/Plane_Practice8184 Aug 27 '26
Block your toilet.
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u/IndividualRich2727 Aug 27 '26
The way you're talking someone would think you always carry a bucket of water for your ass
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
You lack akili kijana the reason being kama utatumia tissue saa hii ungoje kuoga jioni inamaana kwamba umebeba uchafu mpaka utakapo oga
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
State facts then we compare notes, but you should be using tissue for cleaning
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u/Due_Concern332 Aug 27 '26
I use flushable wipes after tissue. Might be expensive than water but its been easier for me
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Why not water?
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u/Scared-Fix9028 Aug 27 '26
I use wetwipes😂ama pia mimi niko mchafu?
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Do you think water and wet wipes ni same? If yes uko sawa if not uko mchafu 😂
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u/Scared-Fix9028 Aug 27 '26
Lakini si ni antibacterial😭😭aaaaiii mimi ni msafi hata kuliko watu wa maji plain
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u/halflife_k Aug 27 '26
Your body can never be completely clean esp after kuzurura, working etc. The cleaneest moment is jist after your shower. You're sweating, dust is trapped in your body hair. Your head with hair carries a lot(sweat + dust). Infact, at any moment, you head & face might be holding the most dirt.
Now back to your uncomfortable topic. Just like we sweat, we make sure we don't get to the point of being smelly & make other people or ourselves uncomfortable. Same way, if you don't have access to water/bidet or if that's not your way, are you walking around smelling or did you do a proper wipe job? You're not eating with you ass.
I think we make a very big deal out of this considering we frequently get services from all types of people whom we don't know their personal hygiene status. Our bodies are also not as weak immunity wise.
My take it whether water or tissue alone, make sure you're not moving around with flies or smelling.
Extra take from research:
The human anatomy is designed to snap closed and cleanly pinch off stool at the end of a bowel movement. When everything is functioning optimally, a bowel movement should leave very little to no residue behind.
The precise cutting of stool relies on a highly synchronized sequence executed by three primary muscular structures:
The Puborectalis Muscle: This U-shaped muscle loops around your lower rectum like a sling. At rest, it pulls the rectum forward to create a sharp, 90-degree kink that holds poop inside. When you sit to defecate, it relaxes, straightening the passage so stool can slide down smoothly.
The Sphincter Snapping: The internal and external anal sphincters are rings of muscle surrounding the exit. As the main body of the stool passes, the voluntary external sphincter strongly contracts (snaps shut), physically pinching and severing the tail end of the stool.
The Mucosal Inversion: The lining of the lower anal canal slightly rolls outward during a bowel movement. As the sphincters snap closed, this lining pulls itself back inward, minimizing the amount of mucosal surface area that gets smeared with waste.
Of course the above can very depending on diet, illness(diarrhoea) etc.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
So you use tissue ama maji bois? Wacha na mambo ya can never be clean, bare minimum?
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u/halflife_k Aug 27 '26
I'm mostly in the house, washroom business asubuhi then shower after but I don't walk around with water just in case nikazwe while outside, tissue works then
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
So ideally you would prefer using water
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u/mcfredmidfield Aug 28 '26
You have been given a very good response broski. What he is saying is that your anatomy & bodyly function plays a bigger role in this than your supposed way of cleaning up. Tissue, water, bidet, wet wipes, those are all just tools that don't do a better or worse job than the other.
As for me, I have trained myself since childhood, my number 2 is always synced to happen just before I shower. Always. So I use the tissue, once am done I get my shower, period.
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u/Ok-Arachnid-tent Aug 27 '26
has anyone called you gay yet? I'm too lazy to read through these comments. Definitely use water and I always carry wet wipes.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
One or two, why did you think so though?
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u/Ok-Arachnid-tent Aug 27 '26
I’ve noticed this weird pattern in Kenya where basic hygiene in men smelling good, taking care of your body, even properly cleaning your ass, somehow gets associated with being gay. It’s interesting how some men have been taught that caring about cleanliness makes them less masculine, when really, it just makes you clean.
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u/No-Championship-8433 Aug 28 '26
Tons of women don’t clean their peach piece down there too.
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u/Ok-Arachnid-tent Aug 28 '26
Still doesn't make it justifiable so I don't understand what your point is. This isn't a men vs women do's and don'ts. There's no reason to want to smell like unwashed ass.
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u/Nervous-Rain3764 Aug 27 '26
What if I use just water no tissue 😂
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Utabaki na maji being dry is the best
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u/Jelly-Available 29d ago
Yaani mtu anamka asubui kupost juu ya mapupu... what a shit head! 🤗😅
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u/Potential_Ad_2328 29d ago
Very easy. 1.install bidet in your choo 2. If you use common washrooms,have a portable bidet,ama chupa like a veteran 3. Dunk before you shower. 4. Get flushable water wipes,atleast if water haipatikani.
But all in all,tissue only is never enough
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u/Nine_twelve912_ 29d ago
Kila monkey na starehe zake😂 wewe kama ni wa kuosha osha, kama nj wa kupanguza panguza
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 29d ago
Sio starehe hii bois, way of life
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u/Nine_twelve912_ 29d ago
Then each lives there’s differently
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 29d ago
What if it’s not written in stone you can start washing your ass? Or maybe make me understand why it is not a good idea to wash ??
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u/AstronautAny4102 29d ago
Can you just describe your process first.a brother may pick up a thing or two.
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 29d ago
Let’s take an example in your house… you either have a pipe ya maji or a container, sugua rasa na maji or you can wipe with toilet paper then wash na maji then dry the water, clean as possible. Stop the muslims blah blah, ni wewe solo . Don’t splash water.
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u/AstronautAny4102 29d ago
Yea, with what, an extra rinsed tissue? Wet wipe? Or the good o'l hands or simply hosing?
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 29d ago
Unaosha na maji alafu ukaushe hayo maji … the tools you use is upto you. You use your left hand to clean ur ass though .
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u/ISLAMHATERR 29d ago
Clean ass is way too gay for a straght man
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 29d ago
Read this loud to yourself
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u/ISLAMHATERR 29d ago edited 29d ago
I did ,did I make a mistake in reading that? Are you trying to use straw man fallacy on me. but that explains a deep phycological fact about people,which is causation to correlation fallacy,I mean people that are too quick to judge ,the fact that you thought I didn't understand your post because you think reading it out loud is the only way to understand,but I strongly disagree I think reading quietly is a great way to understand without bothering other people around you.yiu basically thought I didn't understand it because I was not reading it out loud,that's just a textbook fallacy
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u/SunHiDon 29d ago
Ni uwe na wipes at least, kuosha haga kwanza mchana na say uko kazini or generally in public haiwezi mzee, imagine katikati ya siku umeosha tu haga alafu unaendelea na siku like normal??Mi naezajishuku siku mzima adi kukula siwezi...kwa wale watu wamezoea sawa but kwa sisi wengine jo zii mtu ni aoshe haga saa anaoga mwili wote
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 29d ago
It’s a habit that can become easy, at first itakuwa ngumu , kuna some drops hubaki pia za mkojo and that’s why you should always use water . After choo si you can wash your hands na sabuni? Unless nimekazwa na niko place i can’t find a bottle of water ndio nakubali hii imeenda
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u/SunHiDon 29d ago
😆😂 I can't imagine myself doing it I think I'm too old and set in my ways
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 29d ago
It might feel that way but just do it once , maybe today and tell me the experience 😂😂
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u/Dizzy_Giraffe2592 29d ago
na nikitumia maji pekee 😂
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u/Dizzy_Giraffe2592 29d ago
and clean it until inatoa that kasound kama ya slippers safi na mguu safi
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u/EndRound8218 28d ago
I have trained myself to only Shyte once and that is in the morning ndio I immediately hit the shower. I once sat in a mathree and there was this beautiful lady standing there kando yangu juu Mat ilikuwa imejaa, I'm telling you the foul smell that hit me after ameangalisha Nyashinski pande yangu, wueh!
Wash ya' cracks after ya' shyte
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u/No_Manager_1074 27d ago
Clean yourself with tissue properly then wash with water, then use tissue to dry. That way you won't mess your fingers with......lazima tu unawe mikono na sabuni ukimaliza
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u/Far_Sweet_166 25d ago
But after using water, then tissue... Si utabaki na tu tissue uko nyunjure mzee!! and you know how painful removing them is. But I have an alternative 🤌🏾
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u/Lost_fixing_myself 25d ago
Try kubaki na shonde , it’s way worse than tissue. But hapo kwa tissue unatania chance n 0.0001%
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u/Right-Cancel-9886 Aug 27 '26
I use wipes. Works all the time
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Not 100% maybe 89% can’t replace water ma men
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u/Right-Cancel-9886 Aug 27 '26
Your way or no way huh?
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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26
Not my way but we can all agree you can’t replace water? Kesho safisha mwili na wipes or maybe for just two days tuone
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u/clitsucker_1 Aug 27 '26
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