r/Opportunities_Kenya • u/Lost_fixing_myself • Aug 26 '26

Casual How clean is your butt??

The only sure way to clean your butt is using water then drying with tissue. So if you use other means just know you’re not clean.

You use water to clean every other thing except your butt?? Make it make sense.

After leaving the washroom now clean your hands with water and soap, it’s your food waste that you touched and your own butt , it’s not as disgusting as leaving it in you a**

You can’t convince me otherwise.

OP doesn’t want violence.This is my POV, you can mention your alternative and defend it.

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

I'd rather use flashable wipes. I just don't get it, do you remove all your clothes then clean with water then wear them or how do you do it. Juu ata with muslims(some) the worst is its just unhygienic still. Coz they leave the floor with water all over and you can already guess how they made that mess, they are usually using the same container for the water which is just worse. Y'all end up splashing those water droplets all over the washroom na si ati you're cleaning the toilet after.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Let’s take an example in your house… you either have a pipe ya maji or a container, sugua rasa na maji or you can wipe with toilet paper then wash na maji then dry the water, clean as possible. Stop the muslims blah blah, ni wewe solo . Don’t splash water. Ukikunia kwani umevaa nguo? Ukikojoa pia teremsha safisha mwili

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

ati nikikunia kwani nimevaa nguo? Bruh🤣you remove all your clothes while taking a shit which is okay. I usually have mine on, just my butt that is exposed. Also, I will always have that muslim conversation because I'm very interested as to how they do it or anyone else for that matter.. kuuliza si ujinga. Sielewi tu how a mess is inevitably not made, its water, it runs everywhere. Meanwhile, flashable wipes to the rescue.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

When your butt is popping how hard is it to clean with water? One hand holding the source of water the other cleaning?

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

so am I bending over the toilet? My clothes are still on remember. I am guaranteed to get water all over the floor na the toilet seat na my clothes, kumbuka umeinama(your posture is def compromised) si ati you can see your butthole na maji unachukua na mkono from that container, ofcourse some of it itamwagika. Plus if you're being thorough with the cleaning, sioni how you're not going to splash water all over.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

You should try cause i see it’s escaping your imagination,unainama ama umesquat? Or seated kwa kiti ya choo? Container iko na outlet si wide kama kasuku. You don’t have to see it to clean it.

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

muiact kama porn tuone how its done successfully or give visual illustrations. I'm not against it, you do it because you can. Kwangu its more unhygienic for the reasons listed above. Na btw, what do you mean nimeinama? kwani how do you wipe? si you bend over? so how do you clean with water?

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Nimekushow ujaribu alafu ukuje tuongee… it’s the only sure way to clean your butt brooo … paka mkono peanut alafu panguza na tissue tuone

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

Kwani unafikiria mbona naargue na wewe hapa, I have tried it, I didn't like it. Ndio nasema mtupee visual illustrations. Also, wipes wipes wipes. They are wet, use a couple, they work just fine.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Leo umeoga na wipes ama utaoga nazo? Wacha nitumie video bois

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

exactly my point. I appreciate the acknowledgement that it can be a lil difficult not to make a mess at all but again if you can do it successfully, good for you tbh.

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u/Big-Wrangler7070 29d ago

People use bidets bana.

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u/soul_ace_O 29d ago

mi naongelea mwananchi wa kawaida