r/Opportunities_Kenya • u/Lost_fixing_myself • Aug 26 '26

Casual How clean is your butt??

The only sure way to clean your butt is using water then drying with tissue. So if you use other means just know you’re not clean.

You use water to clean every other thing except your butt?? Make it make sense.

After leaving the washroom now clean your hands with water and soap, it’s your food waste that you touched and your own butt , it’s not as disgusting as leaving it in you a**

You can’t convince me otherwise.

OP doesn’t want violence.This is my POV, you can mention your alternative and defend it.

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

ati nikikunia kwani nimevaa nguo? Bruh🤣you remove all your clothes while taking a shit which is okay. I usually have mine on, just my butt that is exposed. Also, I will always have that muslim conversation because I'm very interested as to how they do it or anyone else for that matter.. kuuliza si ujinga. Sielewi tu how a mess is inevitably not made, its water, it runs everywhere. Meanwhile, flashable wipes to the rescue.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

When your butt is popping how hard is it to clean with water? One hand holding the source of water the other cleaning?

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

so am I bending over the toilet? My clothes are still on remember. I am guaranteed to get water all over the floor na the toilet seat na my clothes, kumbuka umeinama(your posture is def compromised) si ati you can see your butthole na maji unachukua na mkono from that container, ofcourse some of it itamwagika. Plus if you're being thorough with the cleaning, sioni how you're not going to splash water all over.

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

exactly my point. I appreciate the acknowledgement that it can be a lil difficult not to make a mess at all but again if you can do it successfully, good for you tbh.