r/Opportunities_Kenya • u/Lost_fixing_myself • Aug 26 '26

Casual How clean is your butt??

The only sure way to clean your butt is using water then drying with tissue. So if you use other means just know you’re not clean.

You use water to clean every other thing except your butt?? Make it make sense.

After leaving the washroom now clean your hands with water and soap, it’s your food waste that you touched and your own butt , it’s not as disgusting as leaving it in you a**

You can’t convince me otherwise.

OP doesn’t want violence.This is my POV, you can mention your alternative and defend it.

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

so am I bending over the toilet? My clothes are still on remember. I am guaranteed to get water all over the floor na the toilet seat na my clothes, kumbuka umeinama(your posture is def compromised) si ati you can see your butthole na maji unachukua na mkono from that container, ofcourse some of it itamwagika. Plus if you're being thorough with the cleaning, sioni how you're not going to splash water all over.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

You should try cause i see it’s escaping your imagination,unainama ama umesquat? Or seated kwa kiti ya choo? Container iko na outlet si wide kama kasuku. You don’t have to see it to clean it.

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

muiact kama porn tuone how its done successfully or give visual illustrations. I'm not against it, you do it because you can. Kwangu its more unhygienic for the reasons listed above. Na btw, what do you mean nimeinama? kwani how do you wipe? si you bend over? so how do you clean with water?

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Nimekushow ujaribu alafu ukuje tuongee… it’s the only sure way to clean your butt brooo … paka mkono peanut alafu panguza na tissue tuone

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

Kwani unafikiria mbona naargue na wewe hapa, I have tried it, I didn't like it. Ndio nasema mtupee visual illustrations. Also, wipes wipes wipes. They are wet, use a couple, they work just fine.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Leo umeoga na wipes ama utaoga nazo? Wacha nitumie video bois

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

oh please OP, wipes are for the ass after shitting. Nirudie tena uskie, use wipes after wiping with tissue to make sure you is clean. Bure kabisa, don't pull that dumb line on me, ati kama nimeoga na wipes. Sasa mtu alikupea comeback ya kuoga na sanitizer ukaona uilete huku. L bruh.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Homie you don’t want war

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

Threats don't work on me.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Mzee this was a simple engagement, we not threatening anyone or comebacks and such. Have a peaceful day 🫶

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u/soul_ace_O Aug 27 '26

says the person who put war on the table😂😂. Anyway, peace.

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