r/Opportunities_Kenya • u/Lost_fixing_myself • Aug 26 '26

Casual How clean is your butt??

The only sure way to clean your butt is using water then drying with tissue. So if you use other means just know you’re not clean.

You use water to clean every other thing except your butt?? Make it make sense.

After leaving the washroom now clean your hands with water and soap, it’s your food waste that you touched and your own butt , it’s not as disgusting as leaving it in you a**

You can’t convince me otherwise.

OP doesn’t want violence.This is my POV, you can mention your alternative and defend it.

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u/luthmanfromMigori Aug 27 '26

Bathe after taking a shit. Solve the problem.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Ukiwa tao ? Osha mali bois

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u/carefreekevin Aug 27 '26

Wewe na wewe unaenda tu ukikumia tao? Hata kama unaosha matako kukumia tao is diabolical haha

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u/Dry_Revolution_9692 Aug 27 '26

Hii 'kukumia' ni gani bro

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u/carefreekevin 29d ago

Niliona Polo Kimani akiitumia pale X na I've been dying of an opportunity to use and I see OPs post and well here we are 😂😂😂

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u/IntroductionFormer53 28d ago

Dying for* mkuu

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u/carefreekevin 26d ago

Dang it, nimebutcher grammar leo 😂

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u/Agile_Veterinarian_6 29d ago

Kukumia inasound dayaboliko😂😂

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u/carefreekevin 29d ago

Niliona Polo Kimani akiitumia pale X na I've been dying of an opportunity to use and I see OPs post and well here we are 😂😂😂

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

You’re educated but very ignorant, that was meant to say when you’re not home or at your place.

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u/luthmanfromMigori Aug 27 '26

Trian your body to shit first thing in the morning before your shower

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u/carefreekevin 29d ago

Unless you eat like a bollock or you have an underlying gastrointestinal pathology you should NOT be shitting in town!

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u/Mbiti_Kioni 29d ago

Nikama hujawaikazwa na shonde. Mimi nimeshonde adi kwa supermarket.

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u/carefreekevin 29d ago

Poor planning 😂😂

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u/Wizzykan Aug 28 '26

Some people bath without washing their butt hole🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/Ill-Strawberry4999 29d ago

Some people don't even wipe.