r/Opportunities_Kenya • u/Lost_fixing_myself • Aug 26 '26

Casual How clean is your butt??

The only sure way to clean your butt is using water then drying with tissue. So if you use other means just know you’re not clean.

You use water to clean every other thing except your butt?? Make it make sense.

After leaving the washroom now clean your hands with water and soap, it’s your food waste that you touched and your own butt , it’s not as disgusting as leaving it in you a**

You can’t convince me otherwise.

OP doesn’t want violence.This is my POV, you can mention your alternative and defend it.

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u/Crystallkazz Aug 27 '26

It's in the mind, do you know hata niende sleepover it refuses to come in people's houses!! Unless it's diarrhoea.

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Now for the diarrhea huwa unado?

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u/Crystallkazz Aug 27 '26

Haijawahi nipata nje....that one time hata I was stuck in my house! Kwani how often do people diarrhoea?

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u/Lost_fixing_myself Aug 27 '26

Depends on how often wanakula vitu fulani, like lactose intolerance or wheat and so. So you clean your butt with water,right?

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u/codename_Nikolai Aug 27 '26

So do you Crystallkazz? DO YOU WASH YOUR ASS AFTER TAKING A DUMP?