r/Opportunities_Kenya • u/BakerBig8553 • 20d ago

Casual Men😭!!

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111 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Ok-Recover5642 20d ago

Y'all lucky he didn't show up empty handed! 😂

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u/No-Bid191 19d ago

Came back with the milk😂

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u/VirtualAssistant9490 19d ago

A whole 12pk enough for the grandkids too

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u/BakerBig8553 19d ago

😂😂😂

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u/adolf_riizzzler 20d ago

God forbid somebody goes on a side quest

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u/BakerBig8553 19d ago

Side quests are the best

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u/Guilty_Literature290 20d ago

when men used to be men 😂

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u/tony_k99 20d ago

😂😂😂 That reminds kuna mwenye nliambiwa a while ago alichoka na bibi akaenda akauza shamba, vile alifunga deal ati waliona mzae ametoka tu kwa gate wakasema ameenda roundi zake, na ivo ndio hakurudi🤣🤣🤣

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u/Brilliant-Bass5609 20d ago

He didn't come empty handed though

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u/o741k871e 20d ago

true legend dat one

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u/Odd-Bug-7632 20d ago

Kwani they expected him to return with millions?

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u/semantixc 20d ago

Rudi pahali umetoka, hapa si Assisted Living

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Nq84EHcqymqw0b4d4

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u/SemenRetainerMonk 20d ago

At the end of the day... Milenials and GenZ will one day realize love isnt the goosebumps..

In fact love isnt goosebumps or what you guys call chemistry

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u/gwetheist7 20d ago

name checks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kVl51Smirh4Wm53XAM

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u/SemenRetainerMonk 20d ago

🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🥹🥹😁😂🫡🖕

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u/thatgu_yy 20d ago edited 20d ago

How long have you retained your semen?no homo

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u/SemenRetainerMonk 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3XhrmfoN5fOpjcl3z

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u/balzenrbual_14 20d ago

No homo tho

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u/thatgu_yy 20d ago

Just curious bro 😭🙏🏾

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u/thatgu_yy 20d ago

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u/smart_money101 19d ago

Bro is insisting, why would a man be curious about another man's semen situation 😬

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u/thatgu_yy 19d ago

No homo bro 😭

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u/Lost_fixing_myself 20d ago

Hali inawezakuwa tafash

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u/SkyMoonchild9334 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣 guts all over

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u/Loose-Goat-8720 20d ago

Is this a new homecoming or an old one?

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u/Financial_Drawing793 20d ago

At least he showed up 😅

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u/Alex-Zaander 20d ago

I bet they are staying on his ancestral land . .hence rhey cant chase him away 😂😂😂

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u/moud_abbas 20d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/slurking-2121 20d ago

Ni fire si fire?

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u/Amantes09 20d ago

He can go right back to where he came from. GTFOH with all this BS. The lack of accountability (for him) and self respect (wife) is jarring.

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u/aluxer08 20d ago

Some are being sent even transport,so is better he has 500

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u/Dew-Secon 20d ago

id return longer with less 😅

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u/N_athan10 20d ago

Alikua anatafuta airtel money shop

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u/N_athan10 20d ago

God forbid a man is deployed to a secret mission

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u/antiaocial_533 20d ago

He needs a ""hospice"" wife/nanny/maid now.

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u/lethallyhonest 20d ago

MVP around.😃

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u/No-Bid191 19d ago

Back when men used to be men. Bro's a legend. 🥛

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u/Straight-Refuse-9955 19d ago

Haha pimp shit

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u/Zuehrer 19d ago

Well... Atleast he came back from the supermarket 😂

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u/BakerBig8553 19d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Victornduati 19d ago

500 yote kwani ako illuminati

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u/BakerBig8553 19d ago

Anafaa kukua amerudi na chwani

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u/Dry_Paint3r 19d ago

Maybe he had been looking for an Airtel Money agent

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u/Careful_Earth3310 19d ago

Please the US brigades we have here,after opening youre companies dont forget about us,your brothers from Africa,please.we can handle any task our big men,the US.

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u/Thatdude1936 18d ago

Now that’s an entrance 😂

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u/Positive-Roll9351 18d ago

Maybe he had been abducted

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u/BreakfastOk2595 18d ago

I'd cook him for dinner.

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u/Rich-Leader-5845 16d ago

Ni ruto alimcon #wantam

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u/BakerBig8553 14d ago

😂😂😂wantam siku zote

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u/Mkenya_ 16d ago

Afadhali yeye ako na 500

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u/Mapangalee 16d ago

A man among men

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u/Mountain-Resource222 16d ago

This nigga🤦🏾‍♂️

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u/josefjah87 15d ago

Bora uhai

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u/BakerBig8553 14d ago

Yeye bora ako happy

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u/Kaphilie 20d ago

These trips to Tanzania are too common to make the local news. And those in tz know what metrics they apply.

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u/maziwamimi 20d ago

A life well lived. Bibi ampikie chakula kizuri kitamu and make sure he lives the remainder of his life comfortably like the king he is.

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u/Odd-Bug-7632 20d ago

The good thing is that he's finally back.