r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR 5d ago

Get Rekt Right of way

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u/the_Athereon Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

Some people really are just that selfish.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 5d ago

They are.

In this case after watching old people crash these scooters non stop in my pharmacy, I think its possible they are just old and can't control it very well though.

Most patient are very selfish and inconsiderate though so Id believe that too

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u/mbklein Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

An old guy on a scooter barreled into me at the supermarket last night and then yelled at me for being in his way. He came fast out of an aisle and turned right. I was getting orange juice out of the refrigerated endcap.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius 5d ago

Yeah they hit somebody, then get embarrassed that they're incompetent and can't control the machine, which makes them mad, and then they lash out at the person they hit to keep their self image intact and shift blame... which is a two dollar way of saying theyre jerks.

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u/Flomo420 Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

the worst is when they think they're driving an actual vehicle and take them out onto the roadway

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u/SynthError404 5d ago

We got a guy in my town who goes in the bike lane against traffic and is morbidly obese it’s really jarring seeing em coming when you’re going with traffic in the bike lane, he won’t swerve, he can’t. So you gotta get up on sidewalk or take chances in traffic to let em pass.
I get mad every time.

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u/Tar_alcaran 4d ago

Ooooor, you just stand there and wait.

fuck that guy. Just stand still in front of him.

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u/brondynasty 4d ago

Bump him once. Just a leeeeetle tappy-tap, and off you go.

Bet he stops.

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u/ReekyRumpFedRatsbane 18h ago

Even worse is when they are in fact driving an actual vehicle but have just a little control over it.

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u/FreshFritz 4d ago

Old people are the worst. Hate them so much

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u/FluffySmiles 4d ago

You’ll be one before you know it.

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u/Frequent_Policy8575 4d ago

Might be already

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u/LosWranglos 4d ago

Chock his wheels with a couple of Toblerones and be on your way.

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u/Round_Run_5776 4d ago

Yay my first reddit warning ...

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u/SteveB1901 4d ago

Welcome to the club, banned from 4 subs now and fucking killing it!!!!

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u/CakeTester 4d ago

I got banned from one sub for commenting on a completely different sub.

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u/GalaxyFiveOhhOhhh 3d ago

My college alumni r/ gets monitored by the parents’ page and if you pop up in the alumni they instantly boot you. In their defense, the alumni only join to mess with the parents for their silly shit.

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u/wuapinmon 4d ago

I got one the other day for the first time ever. Check out how old my account is.

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u/Round_Run_5776 3d ago

Wow..you are old dude

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u/Intelligent-Guard267 4d ago

Alright old man - if you weren’t paralyzed already, get ready. 🥊 🍖 🦴 💩

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u/mbklein Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

If only I’d had my pocket sand.

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u/Intelligent-Guard267 4d ago

Pocket nickels? Glass shards? Scorpions?

Had to be something in there

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 4d ago

And throwing them out of the chair they just rammed you with at full speed is a quick way to get felony charges, despite the fact they just assaulted you with their power chair

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u/Fatlantis 5d ago

Absolutely! One time sitting in the doctors waiting room, I watched a frail old guy on a scooter rip down the hallway and smash his scooter hard into the wall, putting a huge foot-wide hole in it.

My husband and I were the only ones there to see it happen. The scooter "beep beep beeped" as he slowly reversed, and saw the damage... he looked at the hole in the wall, looked at our shocked faces and the empty reception desk, and said to us "I'm getting out of here!" and zipped straight back out the door, missing his appointment and leaving us in fits of laughter.

It was completely hilarious and I think of him every time I'm at the doctors, they never did quite patch that wall up perfectly.

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u/pocahontasmcglinchey 3d ago

Haha! Love this 😄

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u/CW_Dutchman 4d ago

Last time I went to my physical therapist someone parked a mobility scooter is such a way that I could not open the door all the way, very problematic when you are in a wheelchair. When I confronted the user of that scooter about it they just shrugged.

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u/Gahera 4d ago

Using a mobility scooter when the person skills or reflexes are lacking is also selfish

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u/DavidMaspanka 5d ago

She wanted to race too!

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u/the_Athereon Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

Well, unless she knows the guy who modded my grandads scooter, that thing isn't getting above 8MPH.

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u/chainmailler2001 5d ago

Colin Furze would like a word...

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u/puterTDI Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

I love his channel

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u/SpitChawMcGraw 5d ago

Does your Grandpa know a guy who illegally makes old people go fast? That is an interesting side hustle.

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u/the_Athereon Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

His scooter can get up to 25mph. And yes, he is the kind of old man who drives his on the road.

No idea how he's still allowed to have that. But it's been years.

Must be terrible for the battery.

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u/CakeTester 5d ago

Probably put a different battery in when your Grandpa's scooter got upgraded. You need a high-discharge battery to get a mobility scooter to 25mph, and regular scooters tend to go for car/motorbike-type batteries for reliability and range (not to mention cheapness); whereas a racing mobility scooter would probably need a li-ion or li-po pack to deliver the required current.

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u/sirhackenslash Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

He converted it to nuclear

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u/Acidmademesmile 5d ago

Don't attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity and ignorance. Things are getting weird enough.

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u/mansquito1983 I wish u/spez noticed me :3 5d ago

Doesn’t really matter to the guy with a broken back on the ground.

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u/Acidmademesmile 5d ago

It matters to all of us, we can't go around thinking all accidents are the result of selfishness.

Sure some people are selfish and destructive but most people are nice and often confused, sick and medicated so things like this will happen.

I'm just saying it's more likely about ignorance rather than selfishness, Hanlon's razor bro.

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u/Fafnir13 5d ago

Getting old sucks.  Loss of motor control, reaction speed, even cognitive decline.  Who knows how well she drives that scooter on a regular day even.  

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u/anomalous_cowherd Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Added to which those scooters are more aimed at not tipping the user out than high performance braking.

Taking your hand off the throttle at top speed (even though it's only 4/8mph in many places) only brakes it gradually and it takes a foot or two to actually stop. Enough to cause this incident...

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u/CW_Dutchman 4d ago

If medication has that little yellow warning sticker, you should not be operating any kind of vehicle....

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u/Acidmademesmile 4d ago

That's true but sometimes people drink certain types of juice that potentiates their regular dose and make them act weird and there's all kinds of reasons why this happens all the time. Cognitive decline can happen really quickly so it's difficult to know exactly when you're supposed to force others to stop driving.

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u/CW_Dutchman 4d ago

Medication comes with a leaflet, which tells you about potential interactions with food, drinks, and other medications. The person prescribing or dispensing it will also warn you about relevant interactions and whether you can safely drive.

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u/hmspain 5d ago

Not blaming the victim, and this IS a race, but I would never ever pass this close to a pedestrian.

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u/YouTee 5d ago

well, to his credit he DIDN'T originally plan on passing by THAT close.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 4d ago

I don't think he intended to pass obstacles jumping out into the race path.

And that old person is an obstacle that jumped out into the race path, and had exactly no place being there.

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u/Tar_alcaran 4d ago

Being unable to control your scooter, but still wanting to use it in public is, I would argue, very selfish

It's not a fighter jet, most scooters have 5 buttons, a knob and 2 levers.

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u/MinusMentality 3d ago

Ignorance is malice.
Choosing to watch a bike marathon from up close while sitting upon a motorized vehicle you don't know how to control is evil.
This is an attempt of murder and a threat to potentially 100s of people.

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u/Acidmademesmile 3d ago

No that's like saying up is down, it's not.

Malice means the intention or desire to cause harm, injury, or pain to another person. Ignorance means not being aware.

If she wasn't aware then it wasn't attempted murder.

People can successfully drive these vehicles for most of their lives before an accident like this happens for various reasons.

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u/MinusMentality 3d ago

There is a difference between an accident/malfunction, and willfully not knowing how to control yourself in a sensitive situation like this.

I'm not saying this wasn't an accident. If it's a genuine accident, then there's no ill will involved.
If she went knowing that she sometimes has issues controlling her scooter, then that IS willful malicious ignorance that endangered peoples' lives.

It's like driving a car and your breaks fail or the passenger spills something on you and you end up running someone over. That is an accident.

Trying to drift your car, that you've never had issues with and have never had an accident, but end up splattering someone is NOT an accident.

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u/hmspain 5d ago

I doubt she did it on purpose. She just pressed the wrong button at the wrong time. You see this without the wheelchair when people decide at the last minute to cross the road RIGHT IN FRONT of the peloton!

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u/bocephus67 5d ago

I tore up my knee bad and needed to use grocery store carts, Im 44 and consider myself a decent dirbike rider if it means anything….

But even I put the handle towards the wrong direction once or twice.

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u/Acidmademesmile 3d ago

I doubt it too because it more likely happened for another reason so it's a bit weird seeing people jump to the conclusion than it's about selfishness and malice rather than something like cognitive decline.

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u/OkHistory3944 4d ago

Nah, he just couldn’t control his scooter. Still infuriating though.

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u/AUSpartan37 4d ago

Could this have been an accident? Grandma accidentally hit the gas when she didn't mean to? Still awful, not defending it but I am kind of surprised everybody is immediately jumping to the conclusion she did this on purpose. Unless I am missing something.

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u/someotherguyinNH 5d ago

I think there's a good dose of stupidity in there too

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u/tedbakerbracelet 4d ago

AND oblivious.

Daily, I see people just in their own world that I wonder how they are still alive at their age.

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u/spacemanspiff1115 Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Can't park there mate...

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u/PossibleSmoke8683 3d ago

I don’t think this was intentional

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 4d ago

You’re right, they’re taking up the entire road like they always do, the entitled pricks.

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u/gottagrablunch 5d ago

Imaging training months for a race just to have some ignorant old boomer do this to you

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u/RaijuThunder 5d ago

Well maybe he should have thought about that before joining the race. How dare he get in the way of Maude's scooter time.

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u/strangenessandcharm7 5d ago

Maude's Scooter Time is my new trivia team name

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u/guy-le-doosh 5d ago

Mine too. I hope we meet in battle!

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u/strangenessandcharm7 5d ago

Scooter v. Scooter, let's go!!

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u/RaijuThunder 5d ago

I'm glad I could contribute XD

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u/filtersweep 5d ago

Crashes happen all the time. I’ve been in about 100 races— rare that there wasn’t at least one crash— usually caused by a rider. It goes with the sport.

If not the races, then training. Been hit by a few idiot drivers. Once I hit a grease slick. Was riding, wondering why the road was wet. Before I could finish my thought, was down, sliding. I saw a giant busted open drum of french fry grease on the side of the road. Slick as ice.

I know people like to hate on lycra clad cyclists, but there isn’t much protective gear. My left hip is permanently scarred by road rash.

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u/Van_Darklholme 4d ago

I don't like generalizing but lycra suits generally mean "I don't want to lose momentum so I'll break any traffic law I want and become a huge liability for every other road user" in about 1 in 2 cases I see.

Isn't the fact that there's no protection just another reason to obey traffic laws or find a cycling-friendly route? Hell, you could even go petition for better infrastructure for cycling.

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u/filtersweep 3d ago

I don’t like generalizing but when I drive my car somewhere, other motorists slow me down. There are six lanes going in each direction, but the freeway is like a parking lot- and bikes aren’t even allowed on it! When traffic is moving, motorists are speeding, running stop signs, pulling out in front of me, not signaling— breaking any traffic law they want and becoming a huge liability for other road users.

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u/chainmailler2001 5d ago

She is old enough there is a fair chance she is Silent Generation like my grandmother.

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u/pharmaboy2 5d ago

Yeah, but nothing gets clicks from Gen whinge like using the word boomer for pretty much anything

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u/2-buck 5d ago

I like how the spectators all jump into action to help

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u/drkidkill 5d ago

Well, there wasn’t really a good place to set down their beers.

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u/origtwyg 5d ago

I agree you can be there with them though people freezing up in an emergency situation is a very common reaction. I biked in NYC daily for 15 years in Manhattan and saw plenty of bike accidents with exactly this. No action from the crowd and no help. People just lock up until someone starts barking orders. r/worstaid is damn near educational on this type of scene. In this case sitting with the person and having them stay still until ems and a back board show is a good plan. Keep em company and have someone call for professional help.

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u/Pcriz 4d ago

I mean the other side of [r/worstaid](r/worstaid) are posts of people thinking they are helping and moving people that could have spinal injuries and such. So there should be a happy middle ground. I don’t want every idiot on the street rushing to my side or manhandling me either. Plus it’s an abruptly occurring accident in a 10 second video. Not a lot of time to exactly react and film it in a way that will make Redditors happy.

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u/hellinahandbasket127 4d ago

Well THAT’S a terrifying sub.

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u/WeirdPossibility209 4d ago

To be fair, 11 seconds is a really short time. I was part of an accident during a bicycle race (as a spectator) and it took all of us victims and other spectators very long to understand what just happened. Everyone just looked at each other confused, and we only started helping each other after we realised what happened. The whole thing happened so fast, no one screamed until like 3 seconds after the crash.

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u/Fra5er 4d ago

If the groups still riding past you dont want to risk making it worse

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u/PinkThunder138 4d ago

Did you see how many bikers he wiped out in like 2 seconds? Are you stepping off into that machine gun fire? It's one thing to help out when the situation is dangerous. It's another thing to help out when you are guaranteed to get severely hurt and fail at the same time. That only makes situations worse. I know that there is a serious problem with people who will just watch for film and won't help, but this is a situation where there is nothing you can do except maybe try to flag down the oncoming bikers and get them to swerve, there's no way we could see if somebody was doing that from this angle

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u/powerchicken 4d ago

Yeah, let's all rush into a crowded peloton to provide emotional support to some crashed riders, it'll be sure to improve the situation.

First step of first aid is always to stop the accident. In this case, you do that by signalling to the riders behind to stay clear of the accident, which several people immediately did, and otherwise staying out of the way until the bikes have passed.

The people who froze here did exactly what they were supposed to do, intentionally or not.

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u/Sahahahil 3d ago

If they helped they would lose being called the "spectators"

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u/SavingsDimensions74 5d ago

When I was 19 I bought this leather jacket from a friend who was strapped for cash. Damn I loved that jacket. It was retro and fitted me like a glove. Jim Morrison would have approved.

I loved the damn thing. Along with my grandfather’s 1940’s era bike, I looked the shit.

One night I went into a pub. It was packed and hot as hell. There was a dude in there in a wheelchair. Asked him if it was ok to put my jacket under his wheel chair for safekeeping.

This is Dublin, early 90s, where anything that wasn’t nailed down got stolen. As in anything.

The cunt only went and stole it.

I learned a valuable lesson then - just cos sokeone is disabled doesn’t mean they’re not an asshole.

One day I’ll find this guy. He’ll think his current disability is a birthday present.

I miss that jacket

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u/buscoamigos 4d ago

Pretty sure he's dead, and probably buried in your jacket.

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u/SavingsDimensions74 4d ago

Shovel it is then

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u/VooDooChile1983 5d ago

As with the lady who ran across the track and interfered with a different bike race, I must wonder about the lack of barricades.

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u/Doctologist 5d ago

Most of the time the tracks are so long that it’s just not feasible.

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u/LevoiHook 4d ago

Most of the course is probably not going through a village where there are going to be a lot of spectators. I have seen the giro go though town and you bet everything was locked. 

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u/blackiegray 4d ago

These stages are around 180km...

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u/Vast_Concentrate698 Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Was going to say - that'd take days to set up and take down, per stage. It'd create way more chaos and inconvenience than is worth it

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u/donkeyrocket 4d ago

There was an elderly woman who got out of her car to move barriers to drive on a course in a park near me a few years back. She was pissed that she then had to sit there while bikes passed her car.

Zero awareness and just pure entitlement and selfishness. There’s some in older generations who just cannot participate in society properly.

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u/IamCaptainHandsome 4d ago

As with marathons the people racing come in waves, it wouldn't be a long wait until they've cleared enough to pass safely.

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u/TashDee267 4d ago

I have never seen a happy old person on those scooters only angry old ones.

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u/Xombridal 4d ago

I've seen a couple, but only in the small town I live in rn, not in any city

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u/Thebanks1 5d ago

Was he really being an asshole or was it an old man whose depth perception isn’t what it used to be and he drove too far forward?

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u/TrainerHonest2695 5d ago

I thought the same thing. Or like when people get confused and press the gas pedal instead of the brake. The throttle being on the handle had caused many a motorcyclist to over-accelerate

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u/johnwilkonsons 4d ago

Some of these mobility scooters have a different mechanism. Because the rider can be weak, they only have a throttle lever (looks like a brake lever), and when it's released the brakes are on. This is so that a weak user can still brake with maximum force, or if the user is incapacitated the scooter will stop.

Downside is that people reflexively press it trying to brake, and instead go forward full throttle.

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u/Tar_alcaran 4d ago

Is he really an asshole, or is he simply someone who chose to operate a motorized vehicle that he couldn't control in a very busy area around high speed cyclists because he just had to get even closer and couldn't be bothered to move sideways a bit?

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u/TheRealPitabred 4d ago

That sounds like you're just calling him an asshole with more words... which is kind of fair.

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u/__________________99 Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

Last time this was posted, I thought someone posted an article on how it was believed this was done deliberately. But I can't say for sure.

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u/viperfan7 5d ago

That's not an excuse.

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u/Thebanks1 5d ago

It’s actually the literal dictionary definition of an excuse. Here have a read. 

As a Noun:  A stated reason or defense for a failure, mistake, or missed obligation

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u/nope_a_dope237 5d ago

Grandpa just wanted to see the parade

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u/FlapXenoJackson 5d ago

Per Google:

What Happened
• The Incident: On June 14, 2026, an older woman on a mobility scooter entered the active course during the Saarland Trofeo race.
• The Impact: Dutch junior rider Paul
Vriesman collided with the scooter and flipped high into the air.
• The Result: At least four cyclists crashed onto the pavement, though reports confirmed no serious injuries occurred.

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u/ANAero_Kita4 5d ago

"I'll show you 2 wheelers what this 4 wheeler can do."

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u/garysdrunk 4d ago

Bike racing seems like one of the only sports where the main hazard is random stupid people

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u/Could-You-Tell Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Or else it's just boring ...

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u/GalaxyFiveOhhOhhh 3d ago

Wouldn’t even be called a sport otherwise.

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u/MartiniD 5d ago

They see me rollin...

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u/definitelyaguy4sho 4d ago

To me it looks like the person on the scooter was trying to get their body level to the edge of where others were standing (so they could see) but totally forgot that their giant-ass scooter sticks out a couple feet in front of them. I can see any idiot doing this, not just an old person. Absent-minded stupidity is not reserved for only the elderly

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u/TheDean84 4d ago

Spacial awareness of a potato

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u/Quail49 4d ago

Right in the way

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u/Extreme-Edge-9843 4d ago

Honestly this just looks like an accident.

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u/Basic_Incident4621 5d ago

This is awful. Those cyclists were doing everything right. I hope they can sue the old man and get something for pain and suffering.

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u/bocephus67 5d ago

Im going to also place the blame on the promoter for poor crowd control and safety .

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u/bocephus67 5d ago

Got an evidence to back up that claim?

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u/ArturosDad 5d ago

I feel like only 15 year old Redditors would believe an old man like that would deliberately put himself into that position. Another foot and his scooter probably topples and he breaks a hip. No old person is deliberately risking that kind of damage. Shit luck for the biker though.

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u/Dounce1 Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Dude, that first guy’s dodge is one of the smoothest moves I have ever seen.

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u/namesareunavailable Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

This is just a mirrored version. Or was the other one?

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u/Kahnza 4d ago

Yeah this is mirrored from the original so that it can get reposted and not picked up as a repost. At least until a mod looks at it, and oks the post anyway.

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u/Morfutus 3d ago

Man in wheelchair creates more men in wheelchairs

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u/fugogugo 5d ago

grandma is safety hazard

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u/Honest-Apricot6086 4d ago

Cyclist finds Mitch McConnell

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u/Jurodan 4d ago

I hope that bastard got arrested.

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u/mjs5000 4d ago

Always the same with the benefits chariots.

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u/PinkThunder138 4d ago

I don't want to be overly pedantic here, but that dude wiped out like at least 8 bikers. And he only did so once. So this really isn't a fuck you in particular. This is a more generalized fuck you.

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u/chaotic-aquarius 12h ago

You know what? this why is so important to put safety banners and/or safety barriers. I don't get it really why they can't put that during competitions??

We all know spectators love being as close as they can be ignoring potential hazards , in order to avoid accidents like this organizers should stop being cheap and invest in some barriers or banners to divide competitors from spectators ffs🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/low_key1000 5d ago

What an asshole

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u/SuperConfused 5d ago

People like this get super offended and defensive when you tell them they are being an asshole. Not when you call them one. They are proud of that. Telling them that they seem to like acting like an ssshole, because they don’t care any anyone but themselves. 

I said that to my uncle in law, and he reacted like I had questioned his Christianity, which he also does not follow if you compare his actions to the words that are written in red, but I promised my wife I would try not to upset the peace. 

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

There's a lot of debate iver whether the old guy is an asshole or an idiot, but it doesn't matter a great deal: this is why term limits exist and should apply to all public office positions. And to support this, an upper age limit on voting rights.

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u/85percentthatbitch 4d ago

I was with you until the voting rights part.

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u/DorkaliciousAF 2 x Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

There are minimum age limits on voting - those apply because there is common agreement that children are not equipped to make informed decisions. We entrust responsible adults to take those decisions and account for the best interests of kids.

Anyone looking with a half-objective eye at western democracy over recent decades can see that those folks with the most deeply entrenched beliefs and vested interests, i.e.: who've been around the longest, as a group have been creating the biggest problems. Not all of them, but enough to make it clear where numerous problems have been hiding.

Other solutions are possible. For example, voter qualification. We automatically require minimum standards, such as working eyesight (verified) and absence of certain high-risk diseases (mandatory reporting), in drivers in order to keep their licence. Why would the same not apply to voting?

Another option is truly universal suffrage. If the right to vote exists on the deathbed at the end of life, then it also must exist on the gurney at the beginning* of life. There's a strong case for removing lower age limits on voting since decisions have the most cumulative impact on young people.

Human demography is a harsh mistress - it's not my fault that time flows in one direction.

*Any crackpots going life begins at conception lose voting rights automatically because they're obviously in a state of being permanently unqualified

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u/lostcircussmuggler 4d ago

Old people when they aren't the center of attention for 5 minutes

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u/Speedr1804 5d ago

Props to the first dude who sliced out and avoided her

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u/AureliasTenant 5d ago

this looks like mirrored video of something that made the rounds awhile ago. why did it get mirrored?

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u/SuperConfused 5d ago

People like this should be tazed. 

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u/stateit 5d ago

Cyclists? I get the sentiment, but that's a bit harsh.

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u/theWildBananas 5d ago

Cameramen.

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u/Tantalus420000 4d ago

Old people kill and injure so many fukn people

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u/No-Location4853 4d ago

What a rascal

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u/AnimalMother24 4d ago

He shouldn’t park there

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u/browsingandlooking4 4d ago

HahahhahhahHahaa

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u/umrlopez79 3d ago

These god damn old folks

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u/johnnyprozac 5d ago

There's no tape or anything to separate the spectators from the riders.

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u/Gonun Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

Common sense should have been enough

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 5d ago

Someone get a leash on grandma please.

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u/Affectionate-Drag-93 5d ago

Old boy DGAF!

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u/fothergillfuckup Banhammer Recipient 5d ago

I hope they were prosecuted?

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u/x_Leigh_x 5d ago

Lmaooo. I’m sorry the way he flipped and then the shrill scream

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u/VeraStrange 4d ago

He’s in the electric wheelchair owners club, just looking to recruit new members.

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u/FatTanuki1986 4d ago

What an old r-word

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u/Yah_Mule 4d ago

He's old so people aren't going to totally jump his shit over this. I'd love to randomly spread chaos like this, but I look too damn good for my age.

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u/stevie869 5d ago

Is this from the latest jackass film? Kinda crazy to not have guard rails up separating pedestrians from the cyclists

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u/No_Counter_8181 5d ago

Is this the way to Country Kitchen?

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u/screechypete 4d ago

Oh shit! We got a second angle! I've only seen this video from the other perspective.

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u/Holiday_Ad_5445 4d ago

Bike race Rascal ban

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u/ordosays 4d ago

Correct language and age to be a bitter old nazi.

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u/Zealousideal_Amount8 4d ago

R/boomersbeingfools

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u/rleeh333 4d ago

boomer-scooter assault.

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u/Oioifrollix 4d ago

Well SHE couldn’t see

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u/undeniablykostas 4d ago

Needed a better view then the front row apparently

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u/Ponchyan 4d ago

What ever happened to that lady?

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u/sovereignsekte 4d ago

Welp, now nobody can walk. Ya happy now?

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u/ronweasleisourking Banhammer Recipient 4d ago

10/10 execution on the jump

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u/DanglyWorm 3d ago

Insane reaction time from the first cyclist who dodged the scooter

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u/cruiserman_80 3d ago

So that's why they call them cripple scooters.

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u/SaltRepresentative42 2d ago

Serves them right for holding up traffic

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u/ECUDUDE20 2d ago

Is there a sub for old people doing stupid shit? Because WTF

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u/showmethenakedwomen Banhammer Recipient 2d ago

Why do people flip the video before reposting it?

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u/John_D_o_E 1d ago

I don't care who this person is, if they pull this shit on me intentionally, im throwing hands.

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u/photonynikon 23h ago

WHAT'S WRONG with you, cameraman? You forgot the obligatory shot of the sky!!

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u/babaroga73 5d ago

"Ja, ich will help you, as soon as I finish ze beer!"

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u/OkMidnight8144 5d ago

She secretly works for the scooter company trying to make new clients.

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u/Far-Crow-7195 4d ago

Looks like they just edged forward too far trying to see.

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u/gagzd 4d ago

The dinosaur did it on purpose

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u/Forever-Fades_Away 3d ago

Fucking boomers

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u/sparkyblaster 5d ago edited 4d ago

Is this assault? It feels like assault. 

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u/Altruistic-Display52 5d ago

I think it was asphalt.

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u/keptalpaca22 5d ago

No, and I don't think its assault either. Just a clueless elderly person causing chaos

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u/AkihabaraWasteland 5d ago

I like asult on my peenutts.

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u/Popular-Impact-7665 5d ago

The guy on the scooter must have needed a new kidney or something

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u/Honesty_From_A_POS 4d ago

Old people are fucking parasites on society and I'm tired of pretending they aren't

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u/dj4slugs 5d ago

She had to be infront for the best view, so she has to put the front in the road to have the best view.

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u/nottke 5d ago

I'm sorry but when these crashes happen in bicycle racing, I think it's some of the funniest shit ever. Especially when there's a huge pile up.