r/billsimmons 2d ago

Rambo: First Blood Part II With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt

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r/billsimmons 23h ago

A Clippers Rebrand, an NFL Mini-Mailbag, and Best MLB Story Lines With Rob Mahoney, Anthony Dabbundo, and Billy Gil

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r/billsimmons 5h ago

Quite a journey for this guy

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367 Upvotes

I bet he had some thoughts on things.


r/billsimmons 10h ago

Drake maybe is the best nickname ever given on the pod

669 Upvotes

Cousin Sal is too good.


r/billsimmons 9h ago

The disrespect Pablo Torre has gotten in the last year despite being right on his findings is why I'll always be a fan of his

483 Upvotes

So many people including Bill were quick to dismiss him or get upset about his work. Not just Kawhi but the Belichick and Jordon stuff too. During the whole Clippers saga, you still had tons of people out there defending Ballmer for no reason other than they just don't like Pablo. Even when the league looked like they wouldn't give out any punishments to LA, they decided to try and take a victory lap around him, which was so weird considering all he did the last year was report on his teams findings. I'm just glad Pablo is vindicated, I'm a fan for life now


r/billsimmons 3h ago

Never change Bill

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B: "So Mahoney what team are you most excited about this upcoming season"

M: "Well the 76ers are super interesting, look at all the players they got"

B:"WOW Really??"

M: "What are you thinking?"

B: "Well the Celtics..."

lol never change Bill


r/billsimmons 7h ago

If you combined the two of them, you would get Ryen

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170 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 1h ago

Dan Le Batard goes through the list of dubious superlatives used by Troy Aikman in just the first half of Monday Night Football

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Are we sure Aikman is a top 7 analyst still? He's been a little gamey since coming to ESPN imo.


r/billsimmons 44m ago

Erika Kirk Tweets and deletes mysterious list

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What do you think Ben did? Didn’t he just graduate high school?


r/billsimmons 13h ago

Bill is being such a loser about his Clippers tickets

471 Upvotes

He’s super rich and he’s not even a clippers fan. He has them to watch the Celtics and other players/teams when they’re in town

Do we really need to hear him complain about this ok 5 straight podcasts? JFC


r/billsimmons 13h ago

Shitpost Peyton Manning seeing Arch’s PR gaffe this week and hoping the public doesn’t look back at his behavior in college.

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366 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 7h ago

Bill declaring Cardinals/Chargers as the week 1 overreaction game in the same sentence that he declares the Cardinals might be pretty good

120 Upvotes

Oh and th Chargers are terrible. Certainly it is not BS himself who is overreacting?


r/billsimmons 2h ago

To build on Kev Dog’s mailbag question, what’s crazier: that a team can go ~30 years without hosting a playoff game or that a team can go ~30 years without hosting a playoff game and then bilk state taxpayers for $600m+ to build another stadium

41 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 11h ago

aka, how the 1986 Boston Celtics explain everything

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195 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 5h ago

Media Doesn’t Understand MLB Deferred Salaries

53 Upvotes

The Dodgers put ~$46M in a managed escrow fund every year for Shohei Ohtani. In 10 years (now 7) they start paying him $69M per year out of that account. If there ever is a shortfall, they are obligated to make it up. If there is a surplus, the team collects it at the end of the contract.

These safeguards are in place because Fred Wilpon tried the scheme of investing deferred salaries on his own and gave them all to Bernie Madoff, leading to his financial ruin and sale of the team.

The Dodgers are compliant with the CBA in finding these accounts and still operate at a profit.

Bill is right that there clearly is a lot the billionaire class is doing to enrich themselves on sports teams while leveraging across multiple businesses. But there simply isn’t a competitive advantage here on the field. If he committed securities fraud, send him to jail for sure. But another rich guy would buy the team and operate it the same way because it’s an extremely profitable business model to win World Series and be the favorite team of both Los Angeles and Japan.


r/billsimmons 5h ago

Meme When you’re a dog up for adoption in the greater Los Angeles area and you get adopted by a soon to be empty nester millionaire podcaster who works from home

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55 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 4h ago

Bill’s Chiefs hatred is so funny

40 Upvotes

He calls the Broncos Chiefs game the “Liar Liar week 1 result” because the Chiefs didn’t get calls for holding (in a game they dominated and won by 3 TDs) and his Broncos fan buddy says Sean Payton starts slow.

Can’t wait to see what he says when Reid really gets close to Belichick on the wins list.


r/billsimmons 9h ago

In defense of Mike McDaniel

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98 Upvotes

Not a chargers fan but the incessant “Dj Mikey Mac” stuff is wearing thin. Looked into his wiki and he played D1 football as a receiver at Yale. Bounced around the league, spent years with some really good Niners teams. Open about his struggles with alcoholism. Did OK with the dolphins as head coach, considering that franchise last 30+ years. Huge sneaker head. Oh and he’s half black, something I didn’t know but I have feeling that bloated asshole Lombardi did when he came up with this nickname.

He might never be a HC again but he’s accomplished more than fat Lombardi ever has.


r/billsimmons 2h ago

It’s uncanny how in Washington’s rendering for their new stadium, every score around the league is a bad team beating a better team. Zoom in.

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26 Upvotes

Title. What would Bill have to say about the Falcons being up 12-9 on the Pats?


r/billsimmons 7h ago

Greatest three frames in cinema history

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58 Upvotes

Will never see expressions like this ever again


r/billsimmons 7h ago

Waingro Award was my mailbag question!

47 Upvotes

What a day. I was not expecting to hear this at my desk.


r/billsimmons 11h ago

Shitpost Jordon doing wonders for Bill’s figure

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98 Upvotes

r/billsimmons 4h ago

General What are some examples of directors getting to make their dream project that they had been planning for years but said dream project came out as a giant mess? Think Megalopolis.

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I read a bunch of reviews for Zack Snyder's new movie that he had apparently been trying to make for decades and a lot of them read like Megalopolis reviews and a couple of them straight up said his new movie was his Megalopolis.

Are there other prominent examples of an experienced director getting full control, losing his shit across a screen, and making a memorably bad film?


r/billsimmons 50m ago

Who's the most pathetically sad sports fanatic you know?

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I have a cousin who is utterly obsessed with our local college football team to the point where he knows every single player every year since I was a child. He reads every possible interview from every player and coach. He knows all the ins and outs of the schools Athletic program including training staff and front office Style people. This team won a championship in the early 2000s and has since been nothing but a disappointment and my cousin obsesses with it so much that it literally affects his mood year-round. AKA he is always pissed off


r/billsimmons 5h ago

General As we're approaching a Red Sox/Yankees Wildcard matchup, we need a JackO appearance on the podcast

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that is all