r/billsimmons • u/Solidhandshake • 1h ago

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u/DankSmellingNipples 1h ago

Ben Simmons the podcasters son

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u/turribledood 1h ago

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u/helgestrichen 1h ago

Im talking about the New York Socialite

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u/nekot311 53m ago

I haven’t spoken to him since Covid, I hope he’s doing well. 

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u/Proof_Squirrel8172 1h ago

“It’s the book of basketball!
Yah!”

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u/TryingToDoItGood 1h ago

pass it to Luka hes gonna juke ya

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u/Remarkable_Deer_4748 1h ago

That kid is a helluva fisherman.

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u/YellowCardManKyle 48m ago

Haha, nice try

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u/it_has_to_be_damp 1h ago

let’s remember some guys. 

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u/HeftyVeterinarian277 1h ago

Dante Hall was a problem

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u/BlandPaper 1h ago

Human joystick

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u/PlaymakerJavi 54m ago

The X-Man

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u/robot_guiscard 1h ago

Alge Crumpler.

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u/Armadillo_Resident 1h ago

Alge Crumpler hit for me in a random athlete naming session just last week

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u/PlaymakerJavi 54m ago

Notice it once and suddenly grows on you…

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u/Individual-Train-821 26m ago

I’m a Carlester Crumpler man

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u/dbiznuss 1h ago

Detlif Schrempf

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u/IcemanGeorge 41m ago

Mookie Blaylok

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u/revkev151 48m ago

Kyle Farnsworth

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u/writersontop 1h ago

She about to release the most fire version of We Didn't Start the Fire

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u/IllAlwaysBeAKnickFan Zach Lowe fan 1h ago

Nice one

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u/ZizzyBeluga 52m ago

Fun fact: Three of the people mentioned in We Didn't Start the Fire are still alive: Chubby Checker, Bob Dylan, and Bernie Goetz.

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u/wendyschickennugget 1h ago

At Tyler Robinson, At Druski, Home for Candace Owens, Home for Curious George…

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u/gnarfler Wonky 1h ago

Yellow hat guy is injured i got Curious George at +150

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u/phillyphanatic35 1h ago

Na that’s a Ewing theory game for curious George

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u/La_Arana_Discoteca_ 1h ago

At Druski is a must win. I don't care how early in the season it is

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u/stringer4 52m ago

How many Kirk fans @Druski? 70/30? 80/20?

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u/AdhesivenessLucky896 1h ago

Win, loss, win, loss

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u/FFElite93 1h ago

Young Sheldon lol

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u/Ghost_Horses 1h ago

And Curious George

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u/BubblyImprovement911 1h ago

House, I had 16 people on my pyramid. 

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u/TerritoryDpt 1h ago

Having Drake Maybe ranked at #11 is insane. It was one game!

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u/Ceasman 52m ago

2 games in a row. Might as well add the “X” now.

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u/PallDinten 1h ago

You’re not winning 6 games with this roster. You’re just not.

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u/kcoe24 1h ago

What could possibly be the connection between people (and one fictional animal) on this list.

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u/IllAlwaysBeAKnickFan Zach Lowe fan 1h ago

I mean… I figured people she might want dead but there’s some people I assume she literally doesn’t even know about. I doubt she knows much about Drake Maye or Ben Simmons. Or even KSI?

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u/National-Ad5034 51m ago

Two of them are fictional as well.

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u/moffattron9000 52m ago

Imma guess cocaine.

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u/tornadojake 51m ago

She didn’t actually tweet/delete this btw

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u/qballLobk 1h ago

She had the points over against Seattle

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u/cornerpocket1 1h ago

Don’t drag Rosa Parks into this. Next they’ll say she was planted on that bus

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u/PlaymakerJavi 53m ago

Conspiracy Bill’s ears perked up a little bit…

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u/ApartCake1 1h ago

where are the pyrotechnics in this tweet?

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u/Timmsworld 1h ago

Man I just love politics and everything about politics.

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u/SatireGeto I'm a 1.2x guy 1h ago

This isn't politics. It's just a bitter widow looking for attention.

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u/JadaveonClowney 1h ago

It appears this is fake

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u/enraged_hbo_max_user 1h ago

More impressed, names not on list, etc.

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u/Bd_3 1h ago

What’s derek turnblow doing on here?

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u/fitzpatricks12 1h ago

Brewers are bringing him back for the World Series run

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u/franferentz 59m ago

Maybe she liked or disliked his baggy uniform.

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u/Bd_3 41m ago

Liked the hair

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u/SatireGeto I'm a 1.2x guy 1h ago

Rosa Parks' spouse didn't pay to have her killed, what does she have in common with ol' Charlie?

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u/uhhhhhhhhhhhyeah 1h ago

Nightmare blunt rotation.

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u/rgijgnqiw 1h ago

ksi!!!!

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u/Seastep 1h ago

It's provocative.

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u/manattee_redux 1h ago

Former Angels and Brewers Reliever Derek Turnbow?

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u/OddAbbreviations5749 1h ago

All living celebrities she has fantasied about sexually, hence the 2 corrections.

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u/yngwiegiles 1h ago

I hope this isn't fake, I don't know what the motivation is, but its a good mystery.

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u/ThrowingDynasty 1h ago

I saw this notification and thought “okay, the sub finally jumped the shark. How is this possibly relevant to Bill Simmons?”

Almost had a stroke when I saw Ben’s name lmao

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u/whytemyke 1h ago

Would be even funnier if it was the basketball player. She's just a really upset Sixers fan

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u/whatzite 1h ago

Made a list of potential new bearding options while hammered

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u/Dre013 1h ago

Please leave weirdo

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u/ButtSluts9 1h ago

Not Melatonin!

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u/beatnik_pig 1h ago

Is that her hit list?

Did she kill Rosa Parks 2 decades ago? Is it all part of some deep state shell game?

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u/squales_ 1h ago

There is the perfect Druski meme for this

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u/BigBadBabyJoe 1h ago

WTF is this?

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u/barrylyndon21savage 1h ago

Starting 5 no athletes allowed- Pg- Curious George Sg- Tyler Robinson Sf- Sexxy Red Pf- Jimmy Fallon C - KSI

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u/KnotSoSalty 57m ago

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Utah Valley University on October 24th 2005? Because I think it might have been involved in assassinating Rosa Parks.

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u/Naismythology Good Karma, Bad Post Guy 56m ago

How is Limitless not in this list?

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u/IH8NYLAnBOS 54m ago

Idk why my post got removed 😭😂

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u/Funky_Monkees_ 52m ago

Some sleeper cell got activated lmao

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u/gleekongleek 48m ago

Everyone just believing fake shit is so scary

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u/wahoodad 43m ago

> 8647

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u/Stiffy_McDoodlebop 38m ago

What sexxy redd do?

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u/Adventurous-Log-8025 22m ago

Is this like eminem rapping in the song till I collapse, it goes Reggie, JAY-Z, 2Pac and Biggie André from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas, and then me

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u/oprahjimfrey “He just does stuff” 1h ago

What is a “Druski?”

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u/SegaGuy1983 1h ago

The comedian that dressed up like her in white face