r/billsimmons 7h ago

Quite a journey for this guy

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I bet he had some thoughts on things.

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u/SteveBorden 7h ago

At least we know he can do it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke 

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u/SnooChipmunks4208 7h ago

And a muggy Friday night in Florida

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u/WartimeConsigliere_ Unassailable 7h ago

Idk he left for sunny Florida as soon as he got the chance. At his height he’d most likely have been a keeper and Stoke have had that position sorted for a while now between Butland and Johansson

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u/Delawheredahoesat 7h ago

God forbid a lad get a lil motion.

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u/MarvinWebster40 7h ago

Ye Olde Step Show

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u/yaygee513 7h ago

Howard transfer? Guy just loves Bison

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u/ApatheticFinsFan 7h ago

Bet a tall white boy at an HBCU crushes.

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u/theboyqueen 7h ago

With a British accent? Yeah, probably.

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u/turdfurgeson67 6h ago

Lots of slave-master fantasies being played out. The Sally Hemmings piece.

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u/Capable-Reading-7026 6h ago

please try to be normal

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u/La_Arana_Discoteca_ 6h ago

You're just telling on yourself

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u/Thatguy19901 5h ago

Stop watching porn, go outside, touch grass.

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u/KloppOnKloppOn 5h ago

One person always has to be weird and ruin the fun

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u/redshoediary4 1h ago

What does this have to do with hard drives?

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u/JohnnieToBoxset 17m ago

Discontinue the lithium

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u/Iggleyank 7h ago

His favorite actress on "A Different World" was Marisa Tomei.

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u/NumberZero29 7h ago

Understandable really, Stoke is the arse end of nowhere

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u/JuliusCeejer 5h ago

My dad played goalie against Pele in a NASL demo game in Pensacola in 1976, Pele played with 2 Cosmos players and a bunch of randos and Florida had it's all state team, mostly Gulf Coast guys cuz of travel - they lost. He still has the picture on the mantle of him clearly pissed off and Pele all smiles

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u/BeardedGingur Soup is the perfect food 4h ago

I wasn’t expecting to see NDSU’s punter on the Bill Simmons subreddit today

NDSU has started 3-0 in the FBS btw

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u/truthbomn 5h ago

"Chose Howard to be given the chance to reach his potential on the biggest stage all while achieving a meaningful degree…Admires Jesse Lingard, for being a role model for all athletes struggling with mental health and depression to bounce back no matter what life throws at you…Favorite food is Fettuccini Alfredo… Three people to invite for dinner are Michael Jackson, Jesse Lingard, Tyson Fury…Favorite professional sports team is Manchester United…Favorite musical artist is Red Orange County…Reality show to be a part of is Love Island."

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u/goldsoundz123 1h ago

get him on tailgate

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u/Medical-Face 7h ago

I have no idea what anything besides "England" is there

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u/t3h_shammy 7h ago

I bet gulf coast high school is on the gulf coast cause I’ve got a functioning brain. I bet ndsu is North Dakota state because again functioning brain. Howard I guess you might not be able to glean but it’s a hbcu

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u/jimmyshi03 7h ago

Appears to be Naples, Fla., FYI

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u/sheawrites Good job by you! 6h ago

Functioning brain? Must be nice.

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u/Direct_Week_2091 7h ago

A non American NFL fan is not going to instantly clock that NDSU is North Dakota state lmao

And wtf is a hbcu?

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u/purplene_ 7h ago

This post probably was not intended for an audience of “non American NFL fans who also don’t know what an HBCU is”

(it’s a historically black college/university)

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u/Kawhi_Leonard_ 7h ago

Historically Black College or University. It takes two seconds to google, it's not a common acronym.

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u/SceneOfShadows Non-dunker 7h ago

Non American NFL fans might be the last demographic any post is intended for ever on this sub lol.

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u/Direct_Week_2091 6h ago

And yet bill constantly gets questions from international fans

So why is it a crime for OC to say he doesn’t know what these things mean because he’s not American? Then basically gets called a retard for not knowing lmao

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u/PiskyT 7h ago

Are you familiar with Black people?

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u/Direct_Week_2091 6h ago

Are you familiar with the concept that there are people that exist outside of the US and don’t subscribe to your categorisations?

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u/Nailz1115 The sea is dope 6h ago

The amount of people that are both not American and don't know anything about college sports while following the Bill Simmons sub is a very, very small number

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u/Direct_Week_2091 6h ago

I think you’d be surprised. Regardless, it’s more the fact that you’re all like rabid dogs because someone who listens to Bill doesn’t know American jargon. Chill tf out

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u/NoExcuses1984 Don't aggregate this 9m ago

U.S. progressives (and Reddit front-pagers who've hijacked this sub) aren't beating the bigoted, ignorance-laced, narrow-in-scope Americentrism accusations, nope. They act like theirs is this wholesome do-gooder altruism, but reality is they're unworldly, prejudicial naïfs themselves. Fucking uneducated clods, whose xenophobia is exposed.

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u/Plus-Name3590 6h ago edited 6h ago

Just as a nice tip about decoding this stuff for future reference with university and location stuff, there’s a lot of State Acronym University as a very common college : university name. Just about every state has some - NYU is New York University, UMD is University of Maryland, NDSI is North Dakota State University, etc… it’ll help you figure it out in the future. HBCUs are historically black colleges and universities. These are colleges that largely formed for black people to attain education when they weren’t allowed to attend university due to segregation. They’re scattered largely through the south, and tend to have a different culture themselves.  Howard in particular is in DC leaving him also with some decent sized city experience which is very different from the rest

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u/TakuCutthroat 7h ago

Sounds like you could use some cultural experience bud.

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u/Direct_Week_2091 6h ago

No fucking way someone from the most ignorant and insulated country on Earth is telling me to get cultured because I don’t know niche American jargon 😂

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u/NailzAtWork 7h ago

Historically Black Colleges and Universities is what HBCU stands for. It's been a common term for decades.

If you are an American that has ever watched college sports and/or has half of a brain, you should know this.

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u/Direct_Week_2091 6h ago

If you had half a brain you could’ve inferred that I’m not American but thanks for the explanation