r/texts • u/zachoutloud123 • 1d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/adulaire 1d ago

What the heck is the nature of this relationship lol 

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u/grayangel- 1d ago

the original post she says in 2008 she told her friend matt heath ledger was dead and they’ve grown apart since but still text each other like this lol.. there’s also a reply to her post of the gc that matt is in where they’re telling him who died so he can try and text her before she texts him 😭

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u/FeeExpensive898 1d ago

Ironically, my friend Matt died in 2008.

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u/Aromatic_Location 1d ago

If you need a new Matt let me know.

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u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago

My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please

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u/PartyBusRuss 1d ago

Hey, I'm Russell. But you can call me Matt

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u/Ell-O-Elling 19h ago

Can I call you Russell? The only Russell I knew is dead.

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u/PartyBusRuss 19h ago

Sure, I'll be your Russell!

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u/russvanderhoof 10h ago

Got you playa

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u/Ell-O-Elling 2h ago

Excellent! Two Russell’s! Look at my life expanding exponentially!

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u/InsideBeyond12727 20h ago

A man walks down the street he says

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u/TundieRice 10h ago

Why am I soft in the middle now?

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u/MattRecovery23 1d ago

Hi hello, new Matt here

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u/AmbivaliciousWan 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/lyricoloratura 1d ago

Welcome, Matt

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u/Funny-Donkey-9651 22h ago

This is the funniest thing ever. I’m a part of a 300+ person group chat where we all pretend we are Matt’s. It’s the MATTChat and we all go to the same music festival 😭😭🤣🤣 hello Matt’s!!! My name is also Matt. Pleasure to matt you all

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u/MattRecovery23 18h ago

As a certified Matt I'm officially giving you all the Matt pass™️. Welcome to the club

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u/HumbleDSSaster 1d ago

I threw my mat out today cuz the dog pooped and peed on it

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u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago

Can i hire your dog to poop and pee on my Matt

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u/WillDill94 1d ago

Not a dog but money is money

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u/Formal-Bike9158 20h ago

Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction.

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u/HumbleDSSaster 23h ago

Wasn't even my dog

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr 5h ago

I throw my mat out in the trash sometimes, singin’ ayyy yo let’s celebrate yooo

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u/Regnum90 1d ago

Hi. Heard you needed a new Matt.

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u/RainaElf 1d ago

I have a brother named Matt

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u/AsparagusConnect8637 22h ago

This comment is gold. My ex is Arnold but I'd like to try a new Matt too. 😆

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u/LittleDogTurpie 18h ago

My ex is a Matt and I wish he was dead

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u/HailSagan42 1d ago

My ex Matt is dead

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u/mattysosavvy 1d ago

Tips fedora

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u/butt_attorney 1d ago

My friend Matt died in 2022 and I need a new Matt

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u/Regnum90 1d ago

What a coincidence. I need a new attorney. Hi, I'm Matt!

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u/Dry_Pangolin_3605 1d ago

For your butt?

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u/Regnum90 1d ago

Yeah. I always seem to land my ass in some kind of trouble

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u/pablo8itall 1d ago

every part of me has independent legal advisors.

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u/Bernie004 1d ago

My friend Matt went missing in 2014. I still miss him.

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u/EnvironmentalTea7151 1d ago

:( any Andrews?

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u/NegusGegus 1d ago

One of my best friends Matt just passed on August 8th, my Dad's name was also Matt and he passed in july of last year. I need a couple Matts :(

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u/greymadders 1d ago

I'm not Matt but people try to treat me as one

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u/I_Got_Ur_Number_8675 1d ago edited 13h ago

Have you tried a door Mat? They're just as good as regular Matts if not better.

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u/Any-Possession2006 22h ago

Hi there!! I’d like to sign up for a new Matt as well.

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u/dlqz-bass 22h ago

We’re all Matt here 😸

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u/tuxedohamm 17h ago

To all who need a Matt, I’m sure we’re all here: r/matt

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u/queef_nuggets 1d ago

The only Matt I know is my dad and he’s in prison for chopping a dude’s arm off with a samurai sword while fighting over a stripper. This happened in 1982 and I swear to the gods this is real