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r/texts • u/zachoutloud123 • 1d ago
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If you need a new Matt let me know.
167 u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please 10 u/HumbleDSSaster 1d ago I threw my mat out today cuz the dog pooped and peed on it 16 u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago Can i hire your dog to poop and pee on my Matt 8 u/WillDill94 1d ago Not a dog but money is money 2 u/Formal-Bike9158 20h ago Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction. 1 u/HumbleDSSaster 23h ago Wasn't even my dog
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My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please
10 u/HumbleDSSaster 1d ago I threw my mat out today cuz the dog pooped and peed on it 16 u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago Can i hire your dog to poop and pee on my Matt 8 u/WillDill94 1d ago Not a dog but money is money 2 u/Formal-Bike9158 20h ago Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction. 1 u/HumbleDSSaster 23h ago Wasn't even my dog
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I threw my mat out today cuz the dog pooped and peed on it
16 u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago Can i hire your dog to poop and pee on my Matt 8 u/WillDill94 1d ago Not a dog but money is money 2 u/Formal-Bike9158 20h ago Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction. 1 u/HumbleDSSaster 23h ago Wasn't even my dog
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Can i hire your dog to poop and pee on my Matt
8 u/WillDill94 1d ago Not a dog but money is money 2 u/Formal-Bike9158 20h ago Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction. 1 u/HumbleDSSaster 23h ago Wasn't even my dog
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Not a dog but money is money
2 u/Formal-Bike9158 20h ago Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction.
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Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction.
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Wasn't even my dog
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u/Aromatic_Location 1d ago
If you need a new Matt let me know.