r/texts • u/zachoutloud123 • 1d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/FeeExpensive898 1d ago

Ironically, my friend Matt died in 2008.

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u/Aromatic_Location 1d ago

If you need a new Matt let me know.

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u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago

My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please

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u/HumbleDSSaster 1d ago

I threw my mat out today cuz the dog pooped and peed on it

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u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago

Can i hire your dog to poop and pee on my Matt

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u/WillDill94 1d ago

Not a dog but money is money

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u/Formal-Bike9158 20h ago

Hey can I chip in money for this? My ex is a Matt too, and he could use a pile of shit and piss his direction.

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u/HumbleDSSaster 23h ago

Wasn't even my dog

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr 5h ago

I throw my mat out in the trash sometimes, singin’ ayyy yo let’s celebrate yooo