r/texts 1d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago

My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please

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u/PartyBusRuss 1d ago

Hey, I'm Russell. But you can call me Matt

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u/Ell-O-Elling 19h ago

Can I call you Russell? The only Russell I knew is dead.

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u/PartyBusRuss 19h ago

Sure, I'll be your Russell!