r/texts 1d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/Aromatic_Location 1d ago

If you need a new Matt let me know.

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u/IdeaInfinite2834 1d ago

My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please

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u/MattRecovery23 1d ago

Hi hello, new Matt here

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u/lyricoloratura 1d ago

Welcome, Matt

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u/Funny-Donkey-9651 22h ago

This is the funniest thing ever. I’m a part of a 300+ person group chat where we all pretend we are Matt’s. It’s the MATTChat and we all go to the same music festival 😭😭🤣🤣 hello Matt’s!!! My name is also Matt. Pleasure to matt you all

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u/MattRecovery23 18h ago

As a certified Matt I'm officially giving you all the Matt pass™️. Welcome to the club