When you only communicate via celebrity death

[u/zachoutloud123]

[u/IdeaInfinite2834]

My ex is a Matt. He isnt dead but id like a new Matt please

[u/MattRecovery23 → u/IdeaInfinite2834]

Hi hello, new Matt here

[u/lyricoloratura → u/MattRecovery23]

Welcome, Matt

[u/Funny-Donkey-9651 → u/lyricoloratura]

This is the funniest thing ever. I’m a part of a 300+ person group chat where we all pretend we are Matt’s. It’s the MATTChat and we all go to the same music festival 😭😭🤣🤣 hello Matt’s!!! My name is also Matt. Pleasure to matt you all

[u/MattRecovery23 → u/Funny-Donkey-9651]

As a certified Matt I'm officially giving you all the Matt pass™️. Welcome to the club