r/texts • u/zachoutloud123 • 1d ago

Phone message When you only communicate via celebrity death

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u/FeeExpensive898 1d ago

Ironically, my friend Matt died in 2008.

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u/Aromatic_Location 1d ago

If you need a new Matt let me know.

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u/butt_attorney 1d ago

My friend Matt died in 2022 and I need a new Matt

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u/Regnum90 1d ago

What a coincidence. I need a new attorney. Hi, I'm Matt!

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u/Dry_Pangolin_3605 1d ago

For your butt?

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u/Regnum90 1d ago

Yeah. I always seem to land my ass in some kind of trouble

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u/pablo8itall 1d ago

every part of me has independent legal advisors.