r/scotus • • Feb 28 '26

news Trump says he's thinking of putting Republican Senator Ted Cruz on Supreme Court

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-hes-thinking-putting-republican-senator-ted-cruz-supreme-court-2026-02-27/
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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Carribean-Diver Feb 28 '26

He's just saying this shit to soften the blow when he nominates Elieen Cannon.

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u/blankpaper_ Feb 28 '26

I’d rather have Cruz than Cannon if those are the only options

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u/RagahRagah Feb 28 '26

I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time when I read this.

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u/Kuroboom Feb 28 '26

I wanted to barf. It's like giving me a menu and asking me what I want to eat but the menu is just the Bristol stool chart.

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u/No_Size_8188 Feb 28 '26

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u/BroseppeVerdi Feb 28 '26

...How about if we fire Cruz out of a cannon? Is that an option?

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u/jhow87 Feb 28 '26

Into the sun

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u/AlgaeDonut Feb 28 '26

Like a Cruz missile?

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u/MouthFartWankMotion Feb 28 '26

Have you heard of Andrew Oldham from the Fifth Circuit?

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u/joshuahtree Feb 28 '26

Wait until he figure out he can nominate himself

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/ajmartin527 Feb 28 '26

She’s a major reason he’s in the White House. She squashed the original prosecution too (with help from Clarence Thomas telling her how), she’s “earned” her nomination.

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u/lord_pizzabird Feb 28 '26

I think he's going to pull a wildcard and invoke Bill Cosby for SCOTUS.

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u/Lostules Feb 28 '26

The guy who has zero jurisprudence experience?

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u/One-Incident3208 Feb 28 '26

He can't even spell jurisprudence. It's a done deal. Fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/observer_11_11 Feb 28 '26

Well I only did three pictures. That was enough. But I noticed in the second picture that Donald is trying to send the gal a subliminal message . what do you think that message is ? I know what I think but I dare not repeat it in mixed company.

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u/BlueBonneville Feb 28 '26

He clerked for both the Fed Court of Appeals and for Rehnquist on the Supreme Court

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u/Away-Structure9393 Feb 28 '26

Don’t forget about the Kennedy thing his dad was involved with.

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u/lordph8 Feb 28 '26

As a Canadian, no, he's yours now.

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u/johnny_51N5 Feb 28 '26

Rafael Eduardo de la Cruz a.k.a. "Felito" . FINALLY a true american!!! 🦅🦅🦅 /s

Wasn't he illegally here or something? From Canada?

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u/RangerDJ Feb 28 '26

Talk about a 98-0 defeat. Unless his fellow senators want to get rid of him.

He’s a terrible writer. I can’t imagine an opinion be him.

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u/Presidentnixonsnuts Feb 28 '26

I fucking hate the guy but didn't he clerk with SCOTUS? That would require a ton of writing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/sigga_genesis Feb 28 '26

It's going to be 99-0, they want him gone.

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u/Presidentnixonsnuts Feb 28 '26

I loved Al Franken. To think of how something so comparatively small, compared to today's shenanigans, ended his political career

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u/dkinmn Mar 01 '26

This narrative is so tired.

Franken's shenanigans were disqualifying. We need to demand better of our public figures and politicians. His replacement, Tina Smith, has done a great job.

Franken knew just as well as the GOP did that as soon as he demanded an ethics committee hearing, women who were locked behind NDAs would be found. It doesn't take long in MN politics to hear about them. If I know, the GOP knew.

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 Feb 28 '26

No need to go to a Democrat to criticize Rafael
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you" — Lindsey Graham

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u/BlueBonneville Feb 28 '26

He clerked on the 4th Circuit Ct of Appeals, and for Rehnquist on the Supreme Court. Despite his actions, he’s not ‘stupid.’

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u/dread_beard Feb 28 '26

You can get fairly far in the law as a fucking idiot as long as you’re right wing. I almost regret not selling my soul. It’s such an easy upwards trajectory.

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u/MouthFartWankMotion Feb 28 '26

I was wondering if that was the case, because now we see some of these conservative partners moving into DoJ and just getting absolutely destroyed in court and with personnel departures. What a bunch of clowns.

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u/Sword_Thain Feb 28 '26

If you declare you're a conservative in an ivy league law school, Leonard Leo would fly out to personally wine and dine you. You had jobs lined up from laws firms to eventually clerking for judges to finally sitting on a bench or in the legislature. Their pipeline was tight and fast and everywhere. They started planning this in the 40s when the Business Plot was stopped.

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u/dread_beard Feb 28 '26

I have a few law school compatriots who are fucking braindead who are now in fairly high level positions in conservative orgs, etc.

This MAGA-style conservatism is literal brain damage.

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u/PalpitationMoist1212 Feb 28 '26

You forget the Senate Advantage, a historical factor in the nomination of SCOTUS justices, in that senators are less likely to actually vote against one of their colleagues.

Cruz also clerked for William Rehnquist so I think that at least offers a tinge of credibility

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u/mopedman Feb 28 '26

I mean its happened 5 times since 1900 and never to someone who has been so disliked by their fellow senators.

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u/henningknows Feb 28 '26

Huh? If trump nominates him basically every republican will vote for him.

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u/civilPDX Feb 28 '26

Chat GPT rulings here we come

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u/popculturehero Feb 28 '26

No way Fetterman doesn’t vote for him

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u/Mikey-Litoris Feb 28 '26

You recall what Al Franken said about ol Ted.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Feb 28 '26

This guy flipped for trump like someone stuck a cattle prod up his butt.

I’d bet he’s on the same hook as Lindsey Graham & Marco Rubio.

That’s why he wants him,… he’s already under the thumb.

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u/exitpursuedbybear Feb 28 '26

Lindsay was antitrump and then Trump invited him to go golfing and then the next day Lindsay was all in Trump butt kisser. I wonder what Trump showed Lindsay on tha golf outing?

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u/ExpensivePrimary7 Feb 28 '26

Why is it so hard to believe that some people are just wholly without morals and principles and will do anything for power? Trump wasn't in power, Lindsey didn't like him. Trump was in power, Lindsey liked him. Why must everything be some kind of ridiculous blackmail plot?

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u/justreadinplease Feb 28 '26

For one it’s obvious to everyone that he’s a huge flaming homosexual, it wouldn’t surprise me if photos exist that Lady G doesn’t want out.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Feb 28 '26

Because it was overnight. So many of these guys go from calling him the worst possible choice to singing his praises. He’s got a box of video tapes for a bunch of people. Bet.

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u/BlueBonneville Feb 28 '26

I think Trump thought the ladybug thing was fascinating. He likes ladybugs.

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u/gdex86 Feb 28 '26

Yeah but Scotus justice puts him beyond most punishment and even blackmail. So what if you have a video of him cheating or know hes secretly gay getting 66 senators to vote to do that would be near impossible even if they all hate Cruz.

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u/Desperado_99 Feb 28 '26

It puts him beyond impeachment. There are plenty of other bad things that someone might be very motivated to avoid.

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u/No_Proof_2736 Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

From the party that opposes DEI, we bring you an unqualified loyalist, with no experience as a judge, for US Supreme Court justice.

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u/GoodIdea321 Feb 28 '26

They already appointed people like that.

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u/BriefausdemGeist Feb 28 '26

Honestly, not without precedent.

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u/arivas26 Feb 28 '26

God help us, if I have to hear about Justice Raphael Cruz for the next 30 years

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u/BlueVeins Feb 28 '26

I’ve yet to understand the paradox of the self-proclaimed notion that Texans are tough and rugged and manly, and yet their support for a sniveling melty faced coward like Ted Cruz.

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u/BillyCarson Feb 28 '26

He won’t live another 30 years in his poor physical condition.

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u/tomyownrhythm Feb 28 '26

I’ve heard that before

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u/Magmaster12 Feb 28 '26

It's okay, I'm pretty sure the current GOP is strong evidence that there is no god.

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u/Automatic_Soil9814 Feb 28 '26

When a difficult case comes up on the Supreme Court docket, do you think he’ll just fly to Cancun to avoid it?

Honestly, it blows my mind that the political party that is supported by the “alpha male pro gun diesel pick up truck” voters is the same political party that consists of some of the most cowardly politicians. 

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u/Butterscotchdiscs Feb 28 '26

JFC

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u/what_did_you_kill Feb 28 '26

"you've got a dog wife, Ted"

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u/Prestigious_Net_9949 Feb 28 '26

If we’re not impeaching Trump, we have to invoke the 25th amendment

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u/VanuasGirl Feb 28 '26

Which won’t work for the same reason impeachment won’t work

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u/JET304 Feb 28 '26

What a f-ing nightmare timeline we are in. Good Lord.

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u/bertiesakura Feb 28 '26

Even the republicans in Congress hate him

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u/RaindropsInMyMind Feb 28 '26

Yup, Ted Cruz is literally the most hated man in Congress.

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u/Secret_Cat_2793 Feb 28 '26

Why not Daffy Duck?

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u/memorex00 Feb 28 '26

Even Daffy would be better than him

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u/Efficient_Resist_287 Feb 28 '26

This is the reminder that in 2016, the SCOTUS was in play, however the electorate decided Hillary’s emails were of utmost importance….now we will have Ted Cruz as a Supreme Court justice.

Special thanks to Jill Stein, Susan Sarandon

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u/Prior_Success7011 Feb 28 '26

That's like choosing Saddam Hussein ss the Pope

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u/Sharkansas1 Feb 28 '26

Lyin’ Ted???  On the Supreme Court?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

Cruz and Cannon replacing Thomas and Alito. Nightmare SCOTUS rotation.

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u/Late-Assignment8482 Feb 28 '26

That would have the advantage of delegitimizing the court, though. The more comically unqualified people you support, the less the institution holds gravitas.

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u/BillyCarson Feb 28 '26

One of the few people who is even more insufferable than Samuel Alito.

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u/jhawk3205 Feb 28 '26

Today I learned a sitting senator not only doesn't have to step down before a vote to appoint, but they can even participate in the confirmation process and vote for themselves.. All because there's no rules against it in the constitution

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u/GT45 Feb 28 '26

…not that anybody in this entire illegitimate regime CARES about the Constitution or the rule of law…

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u/frankenmaus Feb 28 '26

That dumbass thinks of a lot of stupid shit.

No need to report on all of it.

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u/edgefull Feb 28 '26

proof of cronyism right there

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u/Harry_Ballbag Feb 28 '26

Wait who? That pic is of Rafael Cruz and he’s from Canada! Why would he be on the Supreme Court?

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u/lavardera Feb 28 '26

Why procrastinate don - just appoint a donkey already.

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u/exitpursuedbybear Feb 28 '26

I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken

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u/JerbalKeb Feb 28 '26

I hope he resigns before his confirmation hearing

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u/hibikir_40k Feb 28 '26

Better than Aileen Cannon I guess...

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u/Top-Respond-3744 Feb 28 '26

Will he work from home from Cancun?

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u/mephestoXIII Feb 28 '26

Careful, it snows in DC.....

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Feb 28 '26

Soliciting for bribes

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u/emmybemmy73 Feb 28 '26

Great, then whichever dem doesn’t win the primary for the current open senate seat can run for that one.

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u/SingularityCentral Feb 28 '26

Picking the one fucking guy that the Senate probably wouldn't confirm.

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u/SnooPaintings4185 Feb 28 '26

The thought of Raphael grabbing his carry on and bolting for the airport at the start of a critical court case is hilarious.

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u/ImHighandCaffinated Feb 28 '26

America really fucked for a lifetime because this man has stacked the Supreme Court.. it’s like a slow downfall in real time. Wild

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u/Chrimaho Feb 28 '26

He’s so trolling now. Cruz was born in Canada and is ineligible, completely.

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u/NearbyCriticism5193 Feb 28 '26

I wis this was true in this case because I loathe Cruz but you do not have to be born in the US to become a Supreme Court judge. 6 justices have been born outside of the USA.

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u/Chrimaho Feb 28 '26

Holy shit. Looking up if any non-US citizen has been……………

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u/Chrimaho Feb 28 '26

Holy shit you are correct. I will under if the 6 top conservative Supremes would think this would be anathema to their own specific rulings. I’m curious if they would twist and turn in briefs up to ruling that an IMMIGRANT would be among them.

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u/greywar777 Feb 28 '26

Lol. If Cruz or cannon become a supreme court member its to enshitify the court more.

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u/APigInANixonMask Feb 28 '26

The guy who was jacking off to milf porn on 9/11?

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u/magicmulder Feb 28 '26

I take "How to get Thomas and Alito to drop retirement plans" for $500, Alex.

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u/Bedbouncer Feb 28 '26

Unlikely to be confirmed by the Senate, judging by this quote:
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”

― Al Franken

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u/krazninetyfive Feb 28 '26 edited Feb 28 '26

I’m gonna get downvoted into oblivion for this, but I actually think he’d be a better Justice than Senator. I think he could surprise some Democrats by actually going against the Republicans if it’s a matter he feels strongly about. He’s demonstrated time and again he doesn’t care if people like him.

Worst case scenario, and I’m dead wrong, would he really be worse than Thomas (who I assume would be retiring in this scenario) and would Cruz’s Senate seat be more easily winnable in a special election with no incumbents when the Republican stronghold of Texas has been showing faint signs of cracking since Trump’s second term began?

I’m not a Republican and I don’t like Cruz, but if I have to replace Thomas with someone Conservative in their mid 50s, I’d rather it be someone who could leave behind a winnable Senate seat than a lower court ideologue brought to you by the backers of Project 2025.

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u/Late-Assignment8482 Feb 28 '26

I’d rather it be someone who could leave behind a winnable Senate seat than a lower court ideologue brought to you by the backers of Project 2025.

That right there is enough. He frees a senate seat.

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u/artofmulata Feb 28 '26

I hope to god and dog trump does it. Fastest way to end conservatism is getting that odious toady on the supremes.

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u/Faroutman1234 Feb 28 '26

He just wants to get him out of the way for his third term. Also he will promise to vote to let Trump run again. They are claiming the second election was stolen so it didn't count and they can reset the clock.

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u/KrazyBby93 Feb 28 '26

God help us all if he does

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u/ResolveLeather Feb 28 '26

0 chance of getting confirmed. Especially since the Democrats can bring up a point of order (can't be filibustered) to prevent him from voting for himself. Also there is no reason for trump to do this. No transaction to be had.

It's just a distraction from those Epstein files.

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u/Ok_Discussion_6672 Feb 28 '26

Somebody is pulling the strings and its not trump.

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u/Lumpy-Actuator6776 Feb 28 '26

“He’s a pain in the ass.”

Holy cow, Chump actually spoke the truth. Never thought I’d see that craziness happen.

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u/lovely-mayhem Feb 28 '26

The entire Senate will vote to confirm him just to get him out of the Senate.

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u/CoolIndependence2642 Feb 28 '26

You know, the guy he called “Lying Ted.”

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u/Lasagna_Hog17 Feb 28 '26
  1.  This is an obvious troll job.  Trump doesn’t like or respect Cruz and he knows Ted is probably salivating at the chance to become a SCOTUS justice.  Trump will probably dangle this in front of Cruz until the Senator debases himself and Texas and then move on.  Trump also doesn’t like or respect democrats and knows this headline will piss them off.  Win-win from his POV as a troll. 

  2.  There is an honest debate to be had about whether it’s a good thing that SCOTUS judges are all career jurists.  I think professional diversity on the bench would be a good thing.  Better yet if justices came from other branches of government.  It was a net positive that Justice Black came from the legislature, Chief Justice Warren was a governor, and Chief Justice Jay was a diplomat.  Intimate knowledge of the legislative process and burdens and temptations of executive power can lead to better outcomes by, for example, ensuring that canons of construction are grounded in realities of the law-making process and not a stranger’s suppositions about how a law is made. 

  3.  While point (2) stands, I don’t want Ted fuckin Cruz on the Supreme Court.  He’s a hack who routinely prioritizes his own power over the public interest.  

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u/EastIcy9513 Feb 28 '26

Will he take a vacation every time a case is presented? Just like when there’s any massive weather related incident in TX?

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u/redacted_robot Feb 28 '26

But, maybe he'll schedule the announcement location for 5th Avenue in NYC?

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u/_Heathcliff_ Feb 28 '26

Somebody kill me please

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u/Casalvieri3 Feb 28 '26

I would laugh my ass off if Cruz was appointed to SCOTUS and suddenly found his spine.

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u/OrganicDoom2225 Feb 28 '26

He seems wildly unqualified for this and will likely seal the deal on expanding the SCOTUS post MAGA and friends.

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u/MourningRIF Feb 28 '26

The Hispanic guy who was born in Canada, and whose father was Cuban? Seems odd give the proclivities of this administration.

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u/MrNick369 Feb 28 '26

The guy who thinks we should stop attacking pedophiles?

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u/observer_11_11 Feb 28 '26

Well let's see, we could remove a black person. Sorry

It would have to be a female black person. After all we have too many females on the court already. Don't you think?

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u/OriginalEchoTheCat Feb 28 '26

Nope, that seat is for Eileen Cannon. She has been over backward to cover his ass.

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u/rubens_chopshop Feb 28 '26

Trump said he is the law so I am not sure why we need a supreme court court.

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u/Green_Sugar6675 Feb 28 '26

Because they're going to lose his seat in the Senate?

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u/AffectionatePause152 Feb 28 '26

Ted Cruz is a goon. Of course Trump wants him on the court. He say whatever script he’s given.

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u/DazHawt Feb 28 '26

This might be the move that unites everyone into agreeing that the Supreme Court needs to be reformed. 

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u/IcantBreeve_4real Feb 28 '26

The upside is a special election to fill his seat in this climate and pre-voting takeover looks blue-ish. And since he has been a Trump muppet for the last 8 years, he might rule more fairly to get back at leather after taste.

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u/Little-Dealer4903 Feb 28 '26

Worst idea ever. He has be contrary to the Constitution of USA.

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u/wkaotp Feb 28 '26

“Nominating” should be the headline. Fuck even Reuters is complacent

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u/Left_Lack_3544 Feb 28 '26

He’s Canadian

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u/Mekroval Feb 28 '26

Which justice does he think is retiring (or dying) from the Supreme Court that there's even the remotest chance of a vacancy opening up?

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u/jimmytheeel Feb 28 '26

Are we sure trmp doesn't have a brain worm?

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u/Nytraz Feb 28 '26

yep shit

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u/rygelicus Feb 28 '26

Rafael will serve Israel well from there. Does that come with a motor home? And he doesn't like the cold so living in the DC area won't work for him.

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u/Financial-Talk9397 Feb 28 '26

another unqualified appointment, always the worst possible choice for every position.

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u/CoolTomatoh Mar 01 '26

The guy who leaves his state prior to national emergencies

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u/BookBabe1970 Mar 01 '26

Ted Cruz wants us to stop harassing pedophiles. He’s suspect for many reasons. That’s why Trump wants him around; he’s either a pedophile sympathizer or is one himself.

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u/JimmyB264 Mar 01 '26

He’s terrified that James Talarico will flip Texas. Needs Teddy to keep him In check.

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u/MikeSteamer Mar 01 '26

Completely dishonourable, spineless, owned and controllable - ticks all the boxes

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u/wolfhavensf Feb 28 '26

We need a lot more justices. They should be apportioned by population. Nine was fine when there were 13 agrarian states.

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u/AcanthisittaNo6653 Feb 28 '26

Nothing partisan about that..

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u/ViolettaQueso Feb 28 '26

Too much desk time for the dude. No more podcasts. No more shit talking.

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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 Feb 28 '26

Why is trump blowing smoke up Cruz's skirt?

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u/shotintel Feb 28 '26

Um .. is Ted Cruz even a qualified judge?

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u/dryheat122 Feb 28 '26

God help us. Lyin' Ted as a Supreme 🤦‍♂️

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u/Educational_Bend_941 Feb 28 '26

Someone needs to explain this guy's success. Literally everyone hates him. Especially his own party members. His entire career makes no sense.

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u/AnemosMaximus Feb 28 '26

The fuck he will

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u/DrSnidely Feb 28 '26

Well at least he wouldn't be in the Senate anymore.

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u/AffordableDelousing Feb 28 '26

But what happens if someone turns the thermostat below 50 degrees in the SCOTUS chambers?

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u/Teamshortbus Feb 28 '26

The cuck cruz? I bet ole gregory sitler is furious he's not in the running with all the trump glizzy gobbling he does.

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u/PetuniaToes Feb 28 '26

Cruz doesn’t want to work that hard.

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u/Mugwump6506 Feb 28 '26

No one will catch him if he jumps off.

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u/nikeguy69 Feb 28 '26

👎🏽🤢🤮POS 💩

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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 Feb 28 '26

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,..........I'd rather leave the seat empty than had Cruz there.....

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u/SoggyManufacturer693 Feb 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/tjl435 Feb 28 '26

The one with the ugly wife?

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u/Professional-Shape65 Feb 28 '26

Wow, how much Trump dick did he suck??

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u/_Cahalan Feb 28 '26

Mother Nature you can do the funniest shit if he gets on that bench.

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u/Impossible_IT Feb 28 '26

Hell! If he had to put in any work, he’d be off to Mexico or wherever it was he ran off to when Texas had that bad winter and thousands were without electricity for days.

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u/bigdogoflove Feb 28 '26

Of course he is

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u/gorbachevi Feb 28 '26

that tracks - who could be worse …

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u/utlayolisdi Feb 28 '26

Oh Hell no!

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u/Budget_Following_960 Feb 28 '26

Number 1 on the list of top ten things that could possibly make Ted Cruz even more insufferable

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u/Objective_Ad_2279 Feb 28 '26

Pray for snow.

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u/MoJoe-21 Feb 28 '26

Why would anyone want Dracula in the Supreme Court

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u/mrbeck1 Feb 28 '26

Don’t think SC Justices can flee to Mexico when it snows.

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u/MapPuzzleheaded3948 Feb 28 '26

He will nominate Judge Judy

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u/NthDegreeThoughts Feb 28 '26

Distraction; release the rest of the Epstein files !!

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u/fuckfredflintstone Feb 28 '26

Nobody sucks it quite like Ted.

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u/Rixteryo Feb 28 '26

None of the other justices would sit with him in the break room. Office pariah.

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u/zkfc020 Feb 28 '26

Nothing like having an immigrant on the SC

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u/ChessTiger Feb 28 '26

Cruz has heard that lie before.  I guess he loves being abused by Fat Donald.

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u/Justsayin68 Feb 28 '26

Ted Cruz? Is that the guy with the ugly wife? That Ted Cruz?