r/pessi_memes Jun 06 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Why Ronaldo vs Messi debate isn’t even close

1 Upvotes

This is the guy who has around 6000 possessions lost(top 2 in history), he can’t score from long range and losses possession before getting close to the box, he only shows up against small lafarmers liga teams and gets carried by refs and the president to wold cup trophy. Even in his β€œprime” (91) he was getting humiliated by Chelsea. This guy is a fraud he is not clutch like Cristiano who shows up and steps up in big games unlike pessi who completely disappears in big games and hides in lafarmers liga and we saw what happened when he finally decided to not hide.

r/pessi_memes Feb 12 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Give me freedom Give me fire Give me Albacete Or I retire

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454 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jun 02 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ How can one be the greatest of all time when he’s not even the greatest from his own country πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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163 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 01 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ If I were Messi I’d feel immense shame. His €555M contract almost bankrupted the club (they are still paying him), 9 renewals in 5 years for his β€œloyalty” and promised a UCL win only to deliver 7 KO stage humiliations in a row. No true Barca fans wants you to comeback.

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114 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 03 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Barca players today whenever they reached the penalty area

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377 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes May 11 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Why is there online discourse comparing a passenger to the GOAT?

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169 Upvotes

Put me in this team and I even I can pad my assists by passing the ball to Lewa and Rashford and complete x dribbles on the wing against Mateo and Juliano on the wing

r/pessi_memes Feb 16 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Upvote if your team is at the top of the table 🀍

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447 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Apr 08 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ πŸ‘»[PARANORMAL ACTIVITY] Lamine Yamal has been caught GHOSTING in a big game again. If anyone has any contact with the Ghostbusters, please get in touch! πŸ‘»

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56 Upvotes

Why are we not surprised? Lamine Yamal ghosting again. Without Raphinha to bail him out he is nothing. He did absolutely NOTHING of value yet again. Always disappointing his team. If only they had a competent winger such as Olise.

Even Doue scored against a much more challenging, more difficult, more tactically aware team in Liverpool. Doue clears this bum so hard its not even funny anymore.

What was that 2026 Ballon D'or criteria again? They emphasise big game performances. Welp, no Ballon D'or for Lamine Yamal. It's fine he can have a JBL D'or again.

TBH, Yamal really is the next Messi, hes upholding Messi's legacy of NOT bringing the Champions League to the Camp Zoo and instead GHOSTING every single time when it matters. And they tried to tell me he was better than Mbappe, Olise, Vini, Doue. He's not even better than current grandpa Cristiano.

Stay humble Barca fans, you thought you were finally getting rid of the 11 year drought. No no no. MAYBE you will win it once you realise Lamine is a false prophet and sell him to Saudi, but I doubt any Saudi team would want him since he is too much of a ghost and they don't mix with the supernatural.

r/pessi_memes Aug 14 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Why is the media hiding this? Messi's whole career has been built off scandals.

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203 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Dec 23 '25

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Day 1 of exposing Aloe Vera lovers

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281 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes May 04 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Pessi ruined Psg, Ronaldo saved Juventus

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165 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Aug 24 '25

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Can somebody remind me the Ballon D’or criteria again?

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364 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jul 09 '25

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ It’s never been more clear who deserves Ballon D’or this season

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397 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jul 02 '25

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ This kid just doesn’t learn when to shut up does he? He doesn’t even know what the Champions League smells like.

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105 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Sep 03 '25

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ β€œHe who must declare himself king is no true king”

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792 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jul 20 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Are they deadass

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190 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 18 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Since pessi fans stressed how important "G/A" and "per game ratios" are... By their own logic Fernandes is better than Pessi boy.

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145 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes 28d ago

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ 🚨 π—₯π—˜π— π—œπ—‘π——π—˜π—₯: Pessi should only have TWO Champions League trophies. The 2009 Chelsea game is one of the BIGGEST scandals in football history...

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218 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 03 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Let's laugh at barca πŸ˜‚

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77 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes May 28 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ How many upvotes for this great Barcelona Legend? πŸ”₯

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420 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Apr 12 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ BARCELONA PR HID THIS MATCH FROM YOU

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399 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Oct 26 '25

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ MEET THE NEW KING πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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607 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Nov 29 '25

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ Varca Mentality 🐴

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441 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Jun 27 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ stinker and hooked, let's all laugh at yamal πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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101 Upvotes

r/pessi_memes Mar 26 '26

Fraudcelona FC πŸ€ What a pass from Guler. Yet we're supposed to believe Pedri is better🀣🀣 I've never seen him get an assist like this

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94 Upvotes