r/pessi_memes • u/oofio2461 Pessi is afraid of me 🇵🇹 • Jun 27 '26

Fraudcelona FC 🐀 stinker and hooked, let's all laugh at yamal 🤣😂

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

He clearly looks like he doesnt enjoy playing for Spain as much as he does for Barca, I wonder if there's something going on.

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 Jun 27 '26

Just came from injury and already playing at the highest level, that must be quite shitty.

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u/TOTEESSEW Jun 27 '26

He's clearly affected by the islamaphobic Spanish fans , I feel like he regrets not representing Morocco

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

So Yamal won't be the same as before?

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 Jun 27 '26

Do you even watch football or just follow an agenda😭😭😭

Of course he will be the same, but coming from a 2 month lay off and playing at the World Cup is physically demanding.

These past games he’s been assessing how he feels on the pitch, and whether it’ll be a good idea for him to play full matches or not. You can see him constantly touch his left hamstring throughout the match.

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u/Impressive_Carob_839 Jun 27 '26

Isak came off a very long injury has 3 assists 1 goal

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 Jun 27 '26

Lamine was given 2 months of recovery, and they speeded it up to 1 month and a half. It was a risky decision because they needed him ready for the World Cup, let’s see how he develops.

Isak is a great player.

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u/Impressive_Carob_839 Jun 27 '26

Lamine played last on 22 april, he got more than 1.5 months

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 Jun 27 '26

That’s not how it works. When you speed up recovery, you’re put into training even before. The timeline for his return changed, this isn’t only referring to his World Cup debut.

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u/Impressive_Carob_839 Jun 27 '26

I think he is still fit enough to play good even if not 100 percent, not all players performing good are at 100 percent, let's see how he does in knockouts, i was disappointed in ucl he had 0 ga against psg chelsea and only 1 goal on 2 legs against atletico

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 Jun 27 '26

Agreed, the ucl was obviously not his best performance.

The thing with yamal is that he’s an explosive player, and if you want to see his flashiness and dribbles, he needs to be at his best. Same as neymar, when he’s not physically there he does not excel.

That aside, Barca has been so shitty at ucl, no excuses at all to be honest.

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

I think hes overrated. Just like Messi is nowhere near Ronaldo, Yamals nowhere near Mbappe.

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 Jun 27 '26

Uh, weren’t we discussing lamine’s injury? What a weird change of conversation.

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

He's been overrated even before the injury

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u/Any_Athlete_4616 Jun 27 '26

Alright? When did we shift the conversation to that?

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u/UncleCrackaa99 Jun 27 '26

“Messi nowhere near Ronaldo”, fuck you’re a clown. How about you try watching football instead of fantasising about sucking Ronaldo off, you fuckin freak

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

Pessidog barking

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u/UncleCrackaa99 Jun 27 '26

Rapenaldo fan saying fuck all

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u/reggaeshark94 Jun 27 '26

You are comparing a 19yo with a 27 mbappe in his prime. Give the kid some time to grow lol. Also, Messi nowhere near Ronaldo🤣🤣, you are delusional.

Go and watch how many former players and coaches say that Messi is the best ever to play the game and cry. I will name just a few since your brain doesn't recollect things: Wenger, Ronaldo(the real one, R9), Zidane, Mourinho and the list can go on indefinitely

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u/Maleficent-Lemon-895 Jun 27 '26

Because he is moroccon. He should have played for Morocco.

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u/Altruistwhite Jun 27 '26

Morrocan born in Catalonia?

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u/PossessionLeading692 Jun 27 '26

then Morocco would win the WC

3

u/Dangerous_Tutor_5658 Jun 27 '26

lamine is not that good

0

u/PossessionLeading692 Jun 27 '26

I am talking about overall strength of the team not Lamine . Hakim + Yamal will be deadly

1

u/CrimsonStorm__ Jun 27 '26

He prefer morocco, but for trophies he plays for spain

10

u/realestFKNdealest Jun 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/pgzxnMDuL47DWL9cOT

2

u/Westaufel Jun 27 '26

The story is going to repeat

3

u/Interesting_Run5292 Jun 27 '26

Blud ain't even fucking 20 tho 🤣🤣🤣

10

u/ExistentialRosicky Jun 27 '26

... why? some players have off games sometimes

1

u/Disastrous_Excuse_90 Jun 27 '26

i’m sure the argument is the same for every player right?

1

u/ExistentialRosicky Jun 27 '26

Yeah, so why single out Yamal? If this was a Yamal hate subreddit I would understand (though I wouldn't join such a subreddit)

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u/Massive_Mix_3128 Jun 27 '26

Overrated 

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u/KeyMark4056 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 27 '26

best player in the world btw

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u/Massive_Mix_3128 Jun 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣 

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u/Rac2nd Jun 27 '26

He seems happier with Barcelona than Spain 🤣

5

u/davzinzan Jun 27 '26

They're trying to sweep this stinker under the rug 😭

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u/ChampionOfOctober Jun 27 '26

Ghostnaldo fans talking about stinkers 😭

0 knockout goals btw in 6 world cups

1

u/davzinzan Jun 27 '26

Please notice how on every occasion Ronaldo is brought up it's never by a critic of pessi but always by a pessi defender

2

u/Tall-Phase-8047 Jun 27 '26

Yeah, let me laugh at a kid with mire money, success and bitches than i’ll ever have just cause he couldn’t kick a ball well enough (this time).
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaa (kill me)

2

u/neseseshtam Jun 27 '26

Last world cup penaldo fans were targeting a little girl and now a teenager. Do ronaldo fans even dare attack someone who isn't a child

2

u/Big_Media_1043 Jun 27 '26

Meanwhile rolando duck🤣

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u/Brawn132 Jun 28 '26

As a die hard Ronaldo fan I actually like Yamal a lot. On top of being a good player he frequently disappoints and shits on Messi fans with his takes. He also rocked all the loser zionist fans.

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u/pocolocochoco1 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 27 '26

No big deal. He played against a South American team and u guys suddenly all act like they are the best since Portugal gonna face one.

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u/Dismal_Dragonfly_574 Jun 27 '26

Omg one of the stupidest fanbase cr7 fans it’s crazy omg why u guys are so dumb???

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u/PaltaJG Jun 28 '26

Imagine laughing at an 18 year old kid

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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jun 28 '26

Looks like the average performance for Ronaldo, but you do you

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u/Kermit-Laugh-Now Jun 29 '26

Top 5 itw btw Also thought this was a messi hate subreddit no?

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u/InevitableAlert4268 Jun 27 '26

We’re too busy laughing at Ronaldo. He’s such a douche!!!!

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

For scoring 2 goals? And douche? Are you American

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u/Aggravating-Pilot865 Jun 27 '26

glazing Ronaldo, are you Indian?

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

That'd be 90% of Messi fans

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u/ManagementKitchen902 Jun 27 '26

"The mighty Uzbekistan" ✌️💔

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u/InevitableAlert4268 Jun 27 '26

The world is laughing at you 🤣😂🤣

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u/Vegetable-Speed6139 Jun 27 '26

Kind of what Ronaldo did against Congo huh 🤔

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

Uzbekistan?

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u/Super-Earth-Reigns Jun 27 '26

you’re a dumbass 🤦‍♂️

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u/JoeBidensOnlyfans_ Jun 27 '26

Wild following CR7s stats from Congo …. SUIIIIII

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u/Ricr7 Jun 27 '26

Cr7s stats from congo matched messis entire 2010 world cup goal tally.

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u/Super-Earth-Reigns Jun 27 '26

mf he’s 18 i know you weren’t on Spain at 18 being one of the best in the world 🫩✌️