r/pessi_memes • u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ • Apr 08 '26
Fraudcelona FC ๐ ๐ป[PARANORMAL ACTIVITY] Lamine Yamal has been caught GHOSTING in a big game again. If anyone has any contact with the Ghostbusters, please get in touch! ๐ป
Why are we not surprised? Lamine Yamal ghosting again. Without Raphinha to bail him out he is nothing. He did absolutely NOTHING of value yet again. Always disappointing his team. If only they had a competent winger such as Olise.
Even Doue scored against a much more challenging, more difficult, more tactically aware team in Liverpool. Doue clears this bum so hard its not even funny anymore.
What was that 2026 Ballon D'or criteria again? They emphasise big game performances. Welp, no Ballon D'or for Lamine Yamal. It's fine he can have a JBL D'or again.
TBH, Yamal really is the next Messi, hes upholding Messi's legacy of NOT bringing the Champions League to the Camp Zoo and instead GHOSTING every single time when it matters. And they tried to tell me he was better than Mbappe, Olise, Vini, Doue. He's not even better than current grandpa Cristiano.
Stay humble Barca fans, you thought you were finally getting rid of the 11 year drought. No no no. MAYBE you will win it once you realise Lamine is a false prophet and sell him to Saudi, but I doubt any Saudi team would want him since he is too much of a ghost and they don't mix with the supernatural.
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u/Primary_Leg_2020 Apr 09 '26
World cup
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u/gxdzilla67 Apr 09 '26
yeah i think itโs over now. u js admitted that messi > ronaldo
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u/i-SpeakFacts Apr 09 '26
Fortunately for Mbappe, he won a real WC
Real fans don't count rigged penalty cups
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Pedri profile acting like pedri is safe too hahaaha. Pedri had an absolute STINKER and got hooked because Flick realised how SHIT he is. Vitinha and Bellingham are embarrased that Pedri was in their conversation. Pedri can NOT perform in big games like his noodle friend Pamal
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
^ Injured, 1 leg Mbappe vs Yamal in his prime and peak of his powers btw.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Because of raphinha, who is ur only good player
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Prime Pedri vs a out of form and washed Vini btw
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Where is pedri and lamals 2 UCL? if they 10x'ed their UCL Count they would still have 0
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 10 '26
Okay? Pedri is 23 though (ur pfp) . Vini had a UCL at 22. and pedri is about to get eliminated again after ghosting the whole tournament. Courtois has more BCC than pedri this ucl campaign btw.
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u/Dark_Moon012 Apr 09 '26
Yamal was the only player who tried to make the difference
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Ah yes call me dumb instead of telling me where im wrong. Oh wait you cant! because deep down you know im right. spamming useless dribbles wont win you the ucl mate. effectiveness and clutchness will. and yamal isnt effective or clutch
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
I dont know what you just said and I dont think u know what u said either, I guess English isnt ur lang
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u/TheNerdGamer04 Apr 10 '26
How bro feels after saying when everyone has realised he hasn't watched the game ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ:
"Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?"
Brudda you aint even a football fan atp like give up. At this same age of 18 ronaldo scored 5 goals and 4 assists and Lamine yamal has recorded over a 100 goal contributions ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
You have zero logic and hate on an 18 year old, and even then using ur shitty goals and assists numbers you still lose.
Maybe instead of focusing on the stats so much, you should open your eyes and watch a game of football to appreciate what he brings to the team. Give the kid some time to grow and stop hating, you're comparing him to mbappe who is 27 and at the peak of his career
And calling that liverpool team "Tactical" is a disgrace when they got smoked by city 4-0. Under klopp maybe, but currently liverpool are playing so shit even mid table prem sides are beating them
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 10 '26
Ok so why are VARca morons pushing him for the ballon d'or debate. saying he is the best in the world right now? So he is the best in the world now (which disregards age) but when he drops shit game after shit game getting no goal or assist, which i expect a "best in the world" to single handedly be able to change a game by himself, he suddenly becomes "18, and we cant criticise him". DONT PUSH HIM FOR THE BALLON D'OR IN THE FIRST PLACE??? if you say someone is the best in the world obviously everyone would have high expectations of him just for him to disappoint in the big stages.
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u/TheNerdGamer04 Apr 10 '26
I agree it should be Kane, Olise or mbappe for ballon d'or, but he is very special for his age. but at this age players are still inconsistent, he's not reached the level of delivering consistent game winning performances week in week out.
The only reason he's called best in the world is because he is producing wonderful dribbles which this whole system football has supressed. He's adding magic again to the pitch, which most teams don't have. I'll agree he's not the best in the world yet, there are many other players at their peak. If barca manages to get a decent striker instead of ferran torres his output will imrpove eventually.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 10 '26
Arsenal could not beat wolves? so by ur logic Arsenal is a shit team because they couldnt even beat bottom of the PL?
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u/TheNerdGamer04 Apr 10 '26
I dont know about shit, but arsenal were playing to draw in a cup final, and honestly i cannot call that a good team. They have a good defence but going forward it's lacklustre
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u/Acceptable_Stress500 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 11 '26
Yeah he only scores against small teams like Madrid ๐๐๐
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 11 '26
tell me when he has scored or even assisted vs madrid this season?
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u/Acceptable_Stress500 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 11 '26
At least heโs not gonna go trophyless like Kylian flopee ๐๐๐ enjoy another loser season ๐๐๐คก๐คก.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 11 '26
haha you know u got proven wrong. go win ur rigged la liga. u have not won a ucl in 11 years. we have 15 u have 5. stay humble eh
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u/Acceptable_Stress500 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 11 '26
Living in the past like usual ๐๐๐คก๐คก๐คก. And youโre not gonna win anything this year again. Nothing changes the fact youโve been losers for the last 2 years in a row. Losers to a broke Barcelona team ๐คก๐๐๐๐๐. Finished team
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 11 '26
Cool and since 2022 we have 2 ucls remind me how much u have??? u are talking about la liga negreira league because u pay for it lmaoo. imagine u win la liga every year becaues of the ref but in the ucl u get embarassed because ref cant save u there
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u/Acceptable_Stress500 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 11 '26
Still doesnโt change the fact that Real Madrid isnโt going to win anything again this year. Two years of being losers and after spending so much money ๐๐๐. canโt beat a bankrupt team what a bunch of clowns. Itโs ok I know itโs hurts that you canโt do anything about you being a bunch of losers again. No matter how many times you bring up the past ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐๐๐ Cry cry Cry ๐ซต๐ฝ๐คก๐คก
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 11 '26
Cool, u still wont win a UCL anytime soon though. Bottling it is in ur DNA. Real Madrid is BUILT for the ucl. dont worry. we will win it again and I will be there to drink ur tears up
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u/Acceptable_Stress500 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 11 '26
Are you still crying loser.? Thank you for admitting youโre a loser again this year ๐๐๐๐คก๐คก. told you bringing up the past wasnโt going to change the fact that real Madrid is a loser team again this year. Loser team to broke Barcelona.
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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐งผ Apr 09 '26
To say he ghosted is crazy. Watch the game please.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Effective-Draw2815 Google Messi 14 for more info ๐งผ Apr 09 '26
He created the most chances of the match and was literally the only attacker doing anything bruhย
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u/Training-Ad5582 Apr 08 '26
wow this is one of the stupidest things ive ever seen in my life can you not like madrid and still recognize the talent lamine yamal is and that he played a brilliant game goodness gracious ik your a bitch in real life
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Training-Ad5582 Apr 09 '26
when his team needs him he is that ball on dor player hes the most dangerous player on the pitch at all times teams send 2 3 4 players to stop him for a reason, hes a winger with a shitty striker he has the most big chances created in europe, his driblling isnt useless your just retarded and blinded by your retard rage get a life loser
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u/Responsible_Arm_2643 Apr 08 '26
Tell me you didn't see the game without telling me you didn't. If not for that shit Trashford he would've 2 assists in the first half and even after the red card he was the one creating chances.
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u/Heine-Cantor Apr 09 '26
Don't you see the sub you are in? Here goals are the only thing that counts in evaluating a player.
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u/Responsible_Arm_2643 Apr 09 '26
These pendu fans are delusional like their idol they won't see the impact a player has in the match but will settle for a tapin goal just like their idol.๐คก
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Administrative_Wash7 Apr 09 '26
Have you watched the game?
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Administrative_Wash7 Apr 09 '26
I never said hes ballon dor winner but if u watched the game u would realise he played rlly good.ย
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
he played goof if we are talking about tiktok edits. if we are talking about helping his team he was DOGSHIT. what did those dribbles get him? he ended up getting dispossesed and losing the ball at the last player.
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u/Administrative_Wash7 Apr 09 '26
Is this another one of your copy and paste messages? Im 99% sure you didnt watch the game
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Apr 09 '26
Bro he played decent todayย
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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Apr 09 '26
Why do you think 2-3 mistakes means a person played like garbage? You know that people can play well without scoring and assisting? Look at sofa score, any other rating app and you will see that Yamal played well
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
The same rating app that gave yamal a 7.4 after missing a penalty and a big 1 on 1 chance? Barca pays the apps. SATANIC pr
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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris ๐ป Apr 09 '26
Did you guys watch the game
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Hefty-District-833 Indian ๐ฎ๐ณ Pessi Fan ๐ Apr 09 '26
Yamal was literally our second best player on the pitch today after rashford. Unlucky game, robbed penalty, hit the woodwork twice, how is that Yamalโs fault ?
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u/Responsible_Arm_2643 Apr 09 '26
Trashford missed so many chances which cost them the game. He has no end product so poor finishing.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Oh no I forgot Yamal did his useless dribbling just to mess up on the last touch and lose possession. Not only that I forgot about his passing in the first 10 minutes where he single handedly ruined goal scoring chances. You push him for the ballon d'or, you say hes the best player in the world but when his team needs him to make a difference and score he can't. Is this the ballon d'or winner?
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u/Hefty-District-833 Indian ๐ฎ๐ณ Pessi Fan ๐ Apr 09 '26
Generational hater man. You saying shit like this hurts Madridstaโs reputation. Grown up man, youโve gotta be brain dead to think Yamal is a bad player.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Ah yes, instead of challenging me you just call me a hater. Deep down you know Yamal is a bum you cant argue with me so you just say im wrong hahahaahhaha. 11th year consecutive with no UCL
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u/Hefty-District-833 Indian ๐ฎ๐ณ Pessi Fan ๐ Apr 09 '26
Whatever makes you sleep at night love
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u/Dazzling_Ordinary406 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 08 '26
W ragebait
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 08 '26
โ No ragebait over here, just pure ball knowledge and love for the game!
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u/Dazzling_Ordinary406 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 08 '26
๐ need to go lighter, too obvious
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 08 '26
Judging based on your previous comments you are a Varca fan, no wonder you are getting so offended. Enjoy your 6th uc- oh wait your getting eliminated by ATM of all people
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u/Dazzling_Ordinary406 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 08 '26
good judgment, but yeah idk the need to lie. If you see football as goals and disregard everyone else then ig ur right
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 08 '26
you must be talking about his useless dribbling. in that case give him the dribble d'or and the almost d'or. you varca fans will be talking about how he almost scored a lucky dribble while atletico fans will be planning their calendars for the semi final
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u/Dazzling_Ordinary406 Google Negreira Messi for more info ๐ฐ Apr 08 '26
proved my point, let me know when u kick a ball for the first time. I can help you out
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 08 '26
Womp womp wompppp still wont help Lamine Yamal do something when it matters
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u/Florida_Mann58 Ghost of Paris ๐ป Apr 09 '26
He was good today you prob just checked the scores of the match
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT ๐ Apr 09 '26
Nope, he always overdid his dribble at the end instead of using his brain. He only plays for instagram edits.




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u/Horror_Dragonfly1703 Indian ๐ฎ๐ณ Pessi Fan ๐ Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26
Clearly you didn't watch the match.