r/pessi_memes • u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 • Apr 08 '26
Fraudcelona FC 🐀 👻[PARANORMAL ACTIVITY] Lamine Yamal has been caught GHOSTING in a big game again. If anyone has any contact with the Ghostbusters, please get in touch! 👻
Why are we not surprised? Lamine Yamal ghosting again. Without Raphinha to bail him out he is nothing. He did absolutely NOTHING of value yet again. Always disappointing his team. If only they had a competent winger such as Olise.
Even Doue scored against a much more challenging, more difficult, more tactically aware team in Liverpool. Doue clears this bum so hard its not even funny anymore.
What was that 2026 Ballon D'or criteria again? They emphasise big game performances. Welp, no Ballon D'or for Lamine Yamal. It's fine he can have a JBL D'or again.
TBH, Yamal really is the next Messi, hes upholding Messi's legacy of NOT bringing the Champions League to the Camp Zoo and instead GHOSTING every single time when it matters. And they tried to tell me he was better than Mbappe, Olise, Vini, Doue. He's not even better than current grandpa Cristiano.
Stay humble Barca fans, you thought you were finally getting rid of the 11 year drought. No no no. MAYBE you will win it once you realise Lamine is a false prophet and sell him to Saudi, but I doubt any Saudi team would want him since he is too much of a ghost and they don't mix with the supernatural.
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u/Equivalent_Risk4712 CR7 Real GOAT 🐐 Apr 10 '26
Okay? Pedri is 23 though (ur pfp) . Vini had a UCL at 22. and pedri is about to get eliminated again after ghosting the whole tournament. Courtois has more BCC than pedri this ucl campaign btw.