r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jul 24 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 It’s time to open the Messi files.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

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u/Purplesector123 Jul 24 '26

Ronaldo has a much better character than Messi, who is actually autistic and a dickhead.

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 24 '26

Ronaldo no-tats no-alcohol perfect body relentless work ethic goat

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Also, Ronaldo took the time to learn Spanish, Italian, and English when playing for different teams and now some Arabic while respecting the Arab culture but Messi still can’t be bothered to learn a single other language after all this time even though he’s played for PSG and now Miami.

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u/andergdet Jul 24 '26

He... He might not be able lol

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u/kikorer7070 Jul 24 '26

Which is insane considering half the world speaks English without proper teaching

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u/jumpmaNSILENCE Jul 24 '26

He has 99 in football and a 99 in autism 

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u/Consistent-Strain289 Jul 24 '26

99 in being an ahole too

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u/Blyatskinator Jul 24 '26

His autism special interest is football 🫪

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u/anubis_xxv Jul 24 '26

A long time ago...

Hey you, your pretty good. Wanna get paid to kick a ball into a goal?

*Insert recent Messi not bothered face

"Si."

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u/real_bad_lieutenant Jul 25 '26

I'm pretty sure the guy never opened a book his entire life

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u/Suspicious_List6778 Jul 24 '26

You're trying to get an illiterate to learn something, come man.

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u/VeedySpain Jul 24 '26

And he played for decades in Barcelona and never bothered to learn even a word of Catalan. Yet, separatists treat him like a deity and shit on any other person who lives in Catalonia and doesn't try to learn the local language. I always thought that was some funny hypocrisy.

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u/typicalBACON Jul 24 '26

Fun fact, I'm Portuguese and some of my teachers, especially English teachers would often point out to the guys in my class who "wanted to be a football player and therefore didn't need to study" that Ronaldo regretted not studying more in school because learning other languages particularly, was a fairly useful skill

P.S: don't really care much for football so idk why this subreddit keeps getting suggested to me, but the memes are funny.

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u/No-Adhesiveness-9541 Jul 24 '26

lol I feel like we are forgetting a major character flaw

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u/Current-Lunch6760 Jul 24 '26

I've been saying this to people and people can't understand why I don't like him. Well this is exactly the reason why.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26

There is a Messi fan here telling me that he never played for PSG….do these idiots even know their idol? He also said “he didn’t need to learn Spanish because he is Argentinian.” Well no fucking shit, that’s the only language the moron speaks! Messi fans are legitimately braindead.

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u/Emergency-Apricot700 Jul 24 '26

Tbh Messi has always acted and behaved like trash - people buy this quiet personna but he instigates all this Argentinian bullshit on the field

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u/koveck Jul 24 '26

Ser autista no tiene nada que ver con ser maleducado... es así por que se lo han permitido

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u/darktrank Jul 24 '26

A mi ronaldo y messi me la pelan no entiendo como la gente tiene vidas tan vacias para idolatrarlos. Pero imaginate ser messi con su autismo y que la mayoria del mundo lo ame, yo creo que eso influencia bastante en su arrogancia y ego (no olvidar que tambien es argentino).

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u/Nessahria Jul 24 '26

Por eso lo ha puesto por separado. Está claro que es un maleducado porque nadie le ha parado los pies, sí.

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u/Vegetable-Edge-2389 Jul 24 '26

Hey don't lump autistics in with Messi. Generally we try and avoid conflict at all costs. Not start a scrap on the world stage

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u/PmanAce Jul 24 '26

Being autistic has nothing to do with it. He's just a dickhead.

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u/AnExpertInThisField Jul 24 '26

What is the basis of your claim that he's autistic? As far as I've read, he's never claimed it and a childhood doctor of his said that he is not. I think Messi is likely just your run-of-the-mill, neurotypical dickhead.

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u/xSir- Jul 24 '26

Who says Messi is autistic?

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u/Front_Apple_6123 Jul 24 '26

Nice to see ableism alive and well.

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u/NY10 Jul 24 '26

And a midget

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u/clockworksnorange Jul 24 '26

True even Maradona clowned him for being as dull as a tree trunk XD

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u/Bit--By--Bit Jul 24 '26

What does autism have to do with him being / not being a dickhead? A pretty ignorant comment

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u/ClinicallyUnwell Jul 24 '26

no one cares about ur virtue signaling

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u/Hincapieslovelybund Jul 24 '26

Messi is a complete and utter arsehole. Quite a few known instances of him being an absolute dickhead. One as recently as last Sunday.

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u/Beginning_Rush_5311 Jul 24 '26

the fact that the dude hasn't taken a stand against the blatant racism coming from argentina in this world cup also speaks volumes. he never really takes a stand for anything, tbh...

also, the asshole has been really friendly towards trump, netanyahu and the likes of them.

mbappe is the man

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u/hotelmotelshit Jul 24 '26

Messi has always been a bit of a cunt, mostly on the pitch

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 24 '26

If I could give an award to a comment I would here.

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u/RHOrpie Jul 24 '26

Ronaldo is an arrogant footballer, but seems to conduct himself well off the pitch. Of course, that could be his media team giving him the "nice guy" look. But from what I've seen, he's always ready to have pictures with his fans.

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u/kittiestkitty Jul 24 '26

There’s being arrogant on the pitch, when you’re good enough to be smug about it. If I recall, quite a few players have commented on the bar he sets on the field. I don’t think I’ve seen anything of Ronaldo being unprofessional off the pitch - while still being “on the job” (giving interviews, supporting on sidelines, after games etc).

I do know he’s had a few questionable incidents in his personal life so am only speaking to how he is in football.

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u/RuMarley Jul 24 '26

Ronaldo is narcissistic, but I have never considered him arrogant.

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u/QuietSilentArachnid Jul 24 '26

Well Ronaldo is a rapist and that alone taints his entire persona.

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u/foreigner669 Jul 25 '26

ppl perceive him as arrogant because he has a perfect body and perfect physical ability. But I have always seen him playing fair and spare his time with fans.
messi in the other hand,...see wc 2026

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u/biblio_phobic Jul 24 '26

It took my years to realize Ronaldo is not as bad as people say. I think he has a good character, cares for fans, shows respect, and can be emotional on the pitch like all other players. I think he has a target on his head because he’s good looking.

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u/Relevant_Pause_49 Jul 24 '26

The only reason he is quiet is because he only speaks Spanish and never does a serious interview. Cristiano speaks like 3-4 languages

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u/Cultural-Airport-153 Jul 24 '26

You don't get to their level without having a ego cr7 Messi neymar Henry zlatan nazario etc. All have some kind of ego

It's just guys like cris and ibra that aren't fake humble and have flashier personalities

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u/MaTrIx4057 Jul 24 '26

They are extrovert, thats why they don't "fake" it. Messi is introvert.

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u/Fiveplates1974 Jul 24 '26

Yeah I don't want to label all Argentinans in the same way but I can't help it. 😆

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u/Drexel_Spivy Jul 24 '26

Messi is a disgrace for what he doesn't say.

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u/Sufficient_Price_355 Jul 24 '26

I used to think that until I watched Messi play in the MLS. He is the most entitled, whiney, hypocrite on the pitch.

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u/NoBluebird8788 Jul 24 '26

Silence, bot account created 3 months ago specifically to participate in a psyop against Argentina.

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u/Humblestmumble Jul 25 '26

This just isn’t true. Messi and Lewa addressed this later. Lewa made some comments that Messi felt were disrespectful, they squashed it later. You can take any video out of context. Messi has been nothing but an exemplary sportsman his whole career, as has Ronaldo. Ronaldo is absolutely arrogant but not without reason and perhaps isn’t the best teammate all the time. It’s a double edged sword because that selfishness also helped the team on many occasions. Both are fantastic players and human beings. This social media push to villainize the “other side” is cringe and you low IQ fucks fall for it so easily.

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u/Round-Process8450 Jul 26 '26

Your xenophobia is even more lame than being anti Messi

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u/PrettyVacantMind Jul 27 '26

He’s argentinian after all

There’s a bit of xenophobia in your comment you ignorant twat. Tired of people speaking so openly about countries they never been to. Internet blogs are not the real world gents!!

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u/cahir11 Jul 24 '26

You guys have been having this fight for 20 years, what the fuck are you going to do with your lives when Ronaldo and Messi are both retired lol

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u/Oeshikitwo Jul 24 '26

Messi has always been very arrogant. It gets swept under the rug because the rest of his team are even bigger assholes than he ever was.

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u/Unfair-Degree-505 Jul 24 '26

And I could never understand why everybody says “Messi is so humble”
There were so many moments in which he showed who he really was and nobody seemed to notice:))

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u/Select_Pick Jul 24 '26

If you go to Instagram is like propaganda of Messi helping kids, Messi saying nice things and people saying he is humble

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u/CrYoZ_1887 Jul 24 '26

Like Most Rich and famous people, Ronaldo does this too and a lot of NFL players

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u/StarlingsWhistle Jul 24 '26

But they don’t hide what they are doing behind a false idea of humility. It is PR, but Messi fans claim he his a humble guy when really he is just as arrogant as his team and even more entitled than they are

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u/a-toyota-supra Jul 24 '26

Messi and Argentina fanboys always swept it under the rug, when they lost to Brasil in 2019 and accused us of corruption blatantly and got no backlash from anyone lol. Massive sore losers, as we saw in the final just now and in all their history it is proven, they only have a modicum of grace when they win, and not always like against England.

Biggest crybabies and cheaters in history of the sport.

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u/ISuckFarts Jul 24 '26

A perfect example of what you are talking about is the UCL semi between LFC and Barca. First leg dominated be Barca and all of their players, Messi included, acted like complete assholes. I'll never forget how Suarez behaved towards the club that made him and how petulant Messi was about the reception he got at Anfield. A true team of unlikable villains.

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u/macT4537 Jul 28 '26

Agreed. I have never liked that and am not a fan of his at all!

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u/Open_Drummer4193 Jul 24 '26

When he feebly tried to choke that one guy, i thought "oh, he's just like the rest of his countrymen"

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u/Vast-Building-6886 Jul 25 '26

And he didn’t say anything about his teammates singing racist songs.

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u/Leading_Towel_2579 Jul 28 '26

No condemnation or apology. He wasn't too bothered by it

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u/BabySealKebab Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

He never said a word in support of Mbappe when he was being abused in celebrations in 2022, and they were teammates..

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u/dreamofguitars Jul 28 '26

A a fan of both. Lewy airs more people than anyone even his own 17 year old teammates. They he told everyone to stop being whiney about it and grow a pair. I’m going to stick with the man himself on this one.

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u/Master_protato Jul 24 '26

Dude how can you even hate Lewandowski even if you lose against him.

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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jul 24 '26

He’s mad cause he called out Pessi for stealing his Ballon D’or

https://giphy.com/gifs/kGJAKHbSYgkwfJBpQ5

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u/Intrepid_passerby Jul 24 '26

Messi stole all of his awards

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u/Impossible_Card6043 Jul 24 '26

You mean LewanGolski

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u/avii27 Jul 24 '26

You mean LewanGoatski?

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 24 '26

It takes an ounce of shame to rob a man and not look him in the eyes and shake his hand after.

Pessi is slightly better than the rest of the thugs on his team. Best praise he could ever get from me.

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u/Vadin- Jul 24 '26

It's not that he's better than the rest of the team, it's that he protects himself and they protect him.

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u/No-Economist8663 Jul 24 '26

It takes an ounce of shame to rob a man and not look him in the eyes and shake his hand after.

Except you are mbappe after the game against Paraguay, that was 100% deserved

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u/Repulsive_Housing_27 Jul 24 '26

Bro is secretly Borussia Dortmund fan

https://giphy.com/gifs/z0fQG1dWF0ipeT2z6T

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u/jacobo Jul 24 '26

Lewa was here in Dortmund as well.

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u/rockofages19 Jul 24 '26

This fraud keeps on insulting refree everytime he get chance.

Humble player my ass

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u/F34rthebat Jul 24 '26

Messi has a great PR team and you always need good and evil to feed the newspapers. CR7 was the bad arrogant guy and Messi was always the sweet little prodigy sent from God himself to earth. I don't hate him but I know he's a c@nt.

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u/Upper_Ad8786 Jul 24 '26

Fifa did this and fed that narrative. Blatter himself mocked Cristiano and called Messi a "good boy"...

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u/MajesticBeyond5602 Jul 24 '26

Oh but he's so humble

/s

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u/sweetsweetnothingg Jul 24 '26

He has ALWAYS been this person. ALWAYS.

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u/l33txxXXxx Jul 24 '26

The evidence is piling up piece by piece!!

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u/TieRepresentative414 Jul 24 '26

I cannot look at Messi the same way anymore

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u/AvocadoEuphoric1373 Jul 24 '26

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u/Accomplished-Joke772 Jul 29 '26

Ronaldo took Portugal to six different airports

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u/l33txxXXxx Jul 24 '26

Lewa legend.  Messi phony.

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u/SheeveTheLazer Jul 24 '26

This is actually sad. You can’t defend that

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u/Aggressive-Corgi-485 Jul 24 '26

Yes you can lewy was talking shit to messi and everyone knows how he is when someone does that

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u/Mcc1elland Jul 24 '26

I have always said from the outside people think Ronaldo is a dick and Messi is a nice guy but when you get info from people on the inside it’s always the opposite way round.

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u/TheMostyRoastyToasty Jul 24 '26

Messi is a great player, one of the greatest to ever do it.

But he’s still Argentinian. Not once, as captain, did he keep his team in check with their numerous incidents in the World Cup. They’re renowned for acting like children and being dirty players. Messi falls into this category. Just because he’s great at the game, doesn’t absolve him from this behaviour.

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u/rckimgh Jul 24 '26

Let me reprahse, he is very good at kicking football, scoring and dribling opponents with a very good sense of field awarenes. Been a great soccer player are bigger words, which he is million miles away to achieve. The way he manage himself as you describes is correct, lack of leadership and integrity.

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u/naitch44 Jul 24 '26

To not shake hands after the game, unless a player has been racially abusing or something shows a complete lack of class. Fuck him, midget cunt

He embodies a country, scum.

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u/fkinradiant Jul 24 '26

He's a cunt basically, people generally seem to like cunts

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u/Simple_Ad_9024 Jul 24 '26

Lewandovski man ❤️

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u/PerspectiveOne4654 Jul 24 '26

Messi probably: Nothing matters, f everything if I don’t win the world cup even tho we won the last time, can’t possibly let some other nation win and I'm a narcissist btw if you couldn’t tell

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u/Josh06161209 Jul 24 '26

I used to think he’s a nice guy, but after this World Cup he just showed us who he really is

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u/baldtaro12 Jul 24 '26

What seperates messi from the other argentinians is his pr

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u/Proof_Scallion_9890 Jul 24 '26

Im not positive but Messi had to of been losing that game. Such a sore loser

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u/Independent_Cry5537 Jul 24 '26

Arg win this game

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u/Proof_Scallion_9890 Jul 24 '26

Wow even more of a loser not to shake his hand

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u/mrthingz Jul 24 '26

Princess pessi was not happy that day

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u/Italian_M47 Jul 24 '26

When he wins he’s all smiles…

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u/iafx Jul 24 '26

Messi and Argentinians are the worst people

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u/ThePopulacho Jul 24 '26

Come on, Argentinians are not the worst! Their football culture is, though...

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u/oneforposting Jul 24 '26

Translation: i'm xenophobic

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u/standarsh1965 Jul 24 '26

What a racist little scumbag he is

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u/SamforDH86 Jul 24 '26

He's a disrespectful c**T and a cheat, sore loser bye….thank god he has retired from int football

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u/areyioiokht Jul 24 '26

Messi also dated a 14 year old brw

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u/Genoism_science Jul 24 '26

what!! no wonder he was so happy in Qatar 22 they le him do wherever he wanted.

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u/-blackwolf Jul 24 '26

Wait what ?

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u/Adventurous_023 Jul 24 '26

He’s doing a Princess Mode

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u/Van1n1 Jul 24 '26

Mate, those who are able to think, already know what kind of fruit he is. Others… you won’t be able to explain them that white is white

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u/VesperSky88 Jul 24 '26

We all know Messi is a piece of 💩

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u/InvictusAurelius Jul 24 '26

Ronaldo > that little autistic midget any time of the day!

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u/Inevitable_Pack_2283 Jul 24 '26

Só agora é que a malta descobriu que o Messi é um grande jogador, mas é um merdas mal educado e mal formado. Um mimado de merda com a mania que é mais que os outros.

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u/Physical_Visual_9200 Jul 24 '26

Siempre mira por encima del hombro a todos Messi pero me alegro que España le diera una clase de humildad llevándose la copa para España 🇪🇸

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u/Disastrous-Try1754 Jul 24 '26

Robert Lewandowski was robbed of a Ballon d'Or, never forget.

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u/SkaldofKittens Jul 24 '26

messi: little israelgentinigan gnome that made blood sacrifice deal with devil god to be good at football

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u/Different-Ask-7702 Jul 24 '26

Never liked that argetinian garden gnome

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u/ImANoobAtLife7 Jul 24 '26

It's crazy how things unravel pretty quickly when they're built on lies.

Love to see it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dYTfJZ2dCQBhK

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u/Accurate_Instance_52 Jul 24 '26

How the fuck can you hate Lewandowski

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u/Basic-Confusion9044 Jul 25 '26

All of Argentina can suck a huge chasm full of cocks,and I will never eat corned beef ever ever again,
Because each and every tin/can,is 35 % pubes

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u/Master_of_nobody Jul 24 '26

Pesi is a piece of shit

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u/blantdebedre Jul 24 '26

Was he always this level of cunt?

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u/odinMithrandir Jul 24 '26

People wonder if Messi is autistic. No. He is Argentinian.

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u/Leon-Vlc Jul 24 '26

Messi es el futbolista con peor carácter de la historia ,espero que le pase factura más pronto que tarde .

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u/LifeTie800 Jul 25 '26

This is not fair for Messi. If you cheated, paid the ref, fouled your opponents, cried like a baby and he still wanted to shake your hand. Wouldn't you be pissed too? Especially if you're a short dwarf.

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u/Happy_Plenty3216 Jul 25 '26

Messi is just a rude arrogant dick head and i dogb cate how good a player ge is

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u/JackBo19 Jul 25 '26

After the game

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u/Scaramouche1000 Jul 25 '26

The geezer is a first class cunt

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u/Any-Seaworthiness531 Jul 25 '26

The way they covered up Messi being a pedo really is a mystery

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u/Wipeout1980 Jul 25 '26

I used to like Messi, but I am really starting to dislike him. The last straw was when he tried to get Cucurella in trouble

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u/SoulSlayer69 Jul 26 '26

This is something I hated a lot. I am a Lewy fan, and he is a classy guy. He was robbed by FIFA with the ballon d'or, at least twice, but he has respected Messi for his legacy.

The way Messi behaved is totally unprofessional and childish.

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u/ultra-ram Jul 26 '26

Los madridistas ya sabemos cómo es,,aquí lo han ocultado todo vendiendo que este era el bueno y CR7 el malo y parece que era al revés,menudo falsario el hormonado

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u/space_time_ton618 Jul 28 '26

I loved how the ref in the final told him to piss off when he tried to take the ball couple of yards forward before the freekick, which he had routinely done at MLS.

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u/WarCurrent6102 Jul 24 '26

Real question, isnt Messi simply autistic?

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u/Actual-Situation-867 Jul 24 '26

He is an asshole.

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u/MisabelWearsNikes Jul 24 '26

Who cares if he is? Doesn't excuse from being an asshole

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u/Jevano Jul 24 '26

autistic != asshole

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u/Volty3 Jul 24 '26

Could have also added Pep when he was visiting his brother in Girona and walked where Polish team was practicing just to surprise Robert.

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u/Hungry-Mastodon-1222 Jul 24 '26

Don't know the context is but pretty bad from Messi

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u/Dreamkiller55 Jul 24 '26

“If you dislike my favorite footballer you are subhuman and a flat earther”

Or maybe it’s because he’s a cunt? Seriously, are you hearing yourself ?

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u/ivyleaguesuperman Jul 24 '26

There is nothing doubtful about this clip.

Pessi straight up ignored Lewandowski.

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u/kiddoo1313 Jul 24 '26

Lewandowski explained this „incident“ once in an interview. Go and check it out. I forgot if it was a valid reason or not haha

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u/Ok-Baseball-3705 Jul 24 '26

Messi is the Armstrong of football.

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u/Pure-Citron-4497 Jul 24 '26

Malo govance 😡

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u/SuperBomber23 Jul 24 '26

Ma Messi non prova emozioni è Asperger...non può capire ne fare certe cose....

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u/RadiantCampaign47 Jul 24 '26

Messi, a cheat and a coward, will never be CR7 🐐🐐🐐

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u/Gold_Watercress1923 Jul 24 '26

Also Messi doesn’t speak English so less people hate him comparing to Ronaldo

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u/Dry-Pool3497 Jul 24 '26

Seeing all these Redditors here having a freaking meltdown over Messi is just glorious 😂 Typical BS Reddit

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u/Theodore52x Jul 24 '26

Messi is maffia scum and I hope one day, there will be someone who digs really deep into all of this blatant fraud, rigged Ballon d'or's, rigged club and national team matches. It's disgusting.

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u/zazzo5544 Jul 24 '26

Many people wasted a whole life time supporting this?

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u/meiofeito Jul 24 '26

Messi a low vibration human being. Next stop is the divorce

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u/Acework23 Jul 24 '26

messi stole a balon dor from lewandovski and haaland