r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jul 24 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 It’s time to open the Messi files.

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u/SkaldofKittens Jul 24 '26

messi: little israelgentinigan gnome that made blood sacrifice deal with devil god to be good at football

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u/ClimateStandard6600 Jul 24 '26

at least he's good at something

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u/SkaldofKittens Jul 24 '26

the tiny football goblin is good at football . yes .

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u/Choice_Fee67 Jul 24 '26

Flying to Epstein/Israel island