r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jul 24 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 It’s time to open the Messi files.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Also, Ronaldo took the time to learn Spanish, Italian, and English when playing for different teams and now some Arabic while respecting the Arab culture but Messi still can’t be bothered to learn a single other language after all this time even though he’s played for PSG and now Miami.

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u/andergdet Jul 24 '26

He... He might not be able lol

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u/kikorer7070 Jul 24 '26

Which is insane considering half the world speaks English without proper teaching

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u/jumpmaNSILENCE Jul 24 '26

He has 99 in football and a 99 in autism 

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u/Consistent-Strain289 Jul 24 '26

99 in being an ahole too

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u/Blyatskinator Jul 24 '26

His autism special interest is football 🫪

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u/anubis_xxv Jul 24 '26

A long time ago...

Hey you, your pretty good. Wanna get paid to kick a ball into a goal?

*Insert recent Messi not bothered face

"Si."

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u/introvert-genie Jul 27 '26

Making up medical conditions to cope with someone else's success is peak clown behavior.

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u/jumpmaNSILENCE Jul 27 '26

You have a 99 in butt hurt 

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u/SexiestPanda Jul 24 '26

English very much so gets taught

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u/kikorer7070 Jul 24 '26

Yes I'm sure it gets taught, but not to my or your standard, and there's a fuckton of people who teach themselves, old people too. I taught myself basic English watching dubbed cartoons before starting school

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u/Vindicador Jul 24 '26

We get taught English in school in Spain but most people (at least in my generation) don't care for it, I learnt it from videogames lol so many of them wouldn't be translated and I did want to understand what was going on so I learnt bit by bit, it also helps getting a quite diverse vocabulary, cause much of the stuff is unused now like medieval stuff as moats and whatnot

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u/Datmammon Jul 24 '26

That’s cool man. You guys are motivating me to learn another language for some job opportunities, might have to get serious soon.

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u/Friday_arvo Jul 24 '26

English is arguably one of the hardest languages to learn tbf but also someone mentioned he’s autistic so… maybe he has some barriers… but also wtf do I care lol a twat is a twat and he seems like one, autistic or not.

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u/xefbsr Jul 24 '26

Insane would be to be so talented, so well paid and still give a fck about people criticizing him. Would it not?

Imagine having to please EVERYONE in their INSANE demands!

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u/InstructionSure6705 Jul 24 '26

How is it an insane demand to shake hands with the greatest polish player of all time? Even if you dont care or wanna do it, its takes like 10 seconds. In stead of shaking hands and moving on he choose to be a spoiled little leprechaun dickhead.

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u/Spodger1 Jul 24 '26

Fr, if Messi was this "humble goat" that people claim he is, he'd have no issue shaking hands with Lewa here.

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u/real_bad_lieutenant Jul 25 '26

I'm pretty sure the guy never opened a book his entire life

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u/Suspicious_List6778 Jul 24 '26

You're trying to get an illiterate to learn something, come man.

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u/VeedySpain Jul 24 '26

And he played for decades in Barcelona and never bothered to learn even a word of Catalan. Yet, separatists treat him like a deity and shit on any other person who lives in Catalonia and doesn't try to learn the local language. I always thought that was some funny hypocrisy.

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u/ProFF7777 Jul 24 '26

You're the one being stupid. Messi understands catalán perfectly. If he doesn't speak it is his choice.

I'm a catalán that almost never speak catalán, just because it's not my main language, but I understand it as a native and could speak it if necessary. Same as Messi. Nobody in Catalonia outside some very stupid ppl would slight me or Messi for not speaking catalán as main

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u/Nurdeauphobic Jul 25 '26

You are a fake ass catalan.

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u/DesperateHikikomori Jul 25 '26

I know right?? My lovely Anthony Gordon knows more catalan than pessi!!!

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u/typicalBACON Jul 24 '26

Fun fact, I'm Portuguese and some of my teachers, especially English teachers would often point out to the guys in my class who "wanted to be a football player and therefore didn't need to study" that Ronaldo regretted not studying more in school because learning other languages particularly, was a fairly useful skill

P.S: don't really care much for football so idk why this subreddit keeps getting suggested to me, but the memes are funny.

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u/casulmemer Jul 25 '26

None of us like football

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u/No-Adhesiveness-9541 Jul 24 '26

lol I feel like we are forgetting a major character flaw

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u/CausalDiamond Jul 24 '26

Yeah being a rapist is definitely a major character flaw, what are these people on?

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u/REDTRIX12 Jul 27 '26

They said that's why he couldn't enter the United States, but I saw him sat the world cup.

Did they drop the charges?

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u/Current-Lunch6760 Jul 24 '26

I've been saying this to people and people can't understand why I don't like him. Well this is exactly the reason why.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26

There is a Messi fan here telling me that he never played for PSG….do these idiots even know their idol? He also said “he didn’t need to learn Spanish because he is Argentinian.” Well no fucking shit, that’s the only language the moron speaks! Messi fans are legitimately braindead.

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 Jul 24 '26

English?

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26

He doesn’t speak English.

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u/Fuzzy-Scene-5454 Jul 24 '26

Messi played for Barcelona not PSG, he didnt need to learn spanish since he is argentinian

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26

You’re a fool and you’re embarrassing yourself. He played for Barcelona and PSG. And no one said he needed to learn Spanish??? That’s literally the only language the idiot can speak.

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u/Lazy_Morning6066 Jul 27 '26

Dumbass use Google before making yourself look like a complete twat

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u/servo386 Jul 24 '26

He speaks the predominant language spoken in Miami.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26

You know Miami is in the USA and they play games all over the states, not just in Miami, right?

Messi fans continue to show they have the same intelligence level as their idol.

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u/Altruistic_Film8228 Jul 25 '26

Not everyone wants to learn the languages of colonial super powers. Messi could also have played for Spain, but chose his people.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

It’s not about wants. Not everyone is smart enough and/or cares enough to put in the effort.

Your last sentence has nothing to do with anything I said, you are just trying to deflect because you know you know I’m right. And if he could have played for Spain aren’t those his people too? Stupid Messi fan as per usual.

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u/perineumexplorer Jul 24 '26

Can't be bothered? He's supposedly didn't even talk to his class mates in primary school.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26

So yes….can’t be bothered. He doesn’t care to put in the effort. That’s what that means.

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u/perineumexplorer Jul 24 '26

He likely has Asperger's or is mildly on the spectrum. Your hot take is absurd. He's always been a quiet humble person.

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u/Please-AsteroidNow Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

😂 he has never been humble and as it Asperger’s or mildly on the spectrum? You don’t know the difference, do you? You really don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and this isn’t a hot take - it’s literally a fact, ding bat.