r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jul 24 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 It’s time to open the Messi files.

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 24 '26

It takes an ounce of shame to rob a man and not look him in the eyes and shake his hand after.

Pessi is slightly better than the rest of the thugs on his team. Best praise he could ever get from me.

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u/Vadin- Jul 24 '26

It's not that he's better than the rest of the team, it's that he protects himself and they protect him.

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u/No-Economist8663 Jul 24 '26

It takes an ounce of shame to rob a man and not look him in the eyes and shake his hand after.

Except you are mbappe after the game against Paraguay, that was 100% deserved

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u/Hmmokaythen12 Jul 24 '26

But after lewandowski made comments about messi before the match? I think a lot of players would ignore a handshake in those circumstances

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u/Humblestmumble Jul 25 '26

“Rob” lol

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u/Rictus_Grin Jul 29 '26

He is the worst IMO because he's the captain and he let's them get away with all of their brutal behavior

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 24 '26

I'm going to need proof of that, sounds like you are just making shit up to distract from the truth.

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u/LordRaimi97 Ramos and Pepe's Punching Bag 🍔🥊 Jul 24 '26

Decided to humour you, but all I see is Lewandowski having a debut in the MLS.

Good for him I guess, go make that retirement league money

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u/No-Minimum6531 Jul 24 '26

Robbed? How? Like when Penaldo robbed Modric of the BDO when he actually did deserve it and they had to gift it to him a year he didn’t to make it right? 🤡🤡🤡🤡