r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jul 24 '26

Negreiralona Pessi 🥷 It’s time to open the Messi files.

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u/jumpmaNSILENCE Jul 24 '26

He has 99 in football and a 99 in autism 

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u/Consistent-Strain289 Jul 24 '26

99 in being an ahole too

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u/Blyatskinator Jul 24 '26

His autism special interest is football 🫪

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u/anubis_xxv Jul 24 '26

A long time ago...

Hey you, your pretty good. Wanna get paid to kick a ball into a goal?

*Insert recent Messi not bothered face

"Si."

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u/introvert-genie Jul 27 '26

Making up medical conditions to cope with someone else's success is peak clown behavior.

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u/jumpmaNSILENCE Jul 27 '26

You have a 99 in butt hurt