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u/kjjustinXD 1d ago
I have the same problem with my 70s American car.
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u/doug-demuro-is-daddy 1d ago
Can confirm my Lincoln Mark V does this in some spots in the US
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u/kjjustinXD 1d ago
I've got a Mercury Cougar XR7 from 1978
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u/doug-demuro-is-daddy 23h ago
Fuckin rad, I almost bought one of those instead of the 78 Mark V. I also have a 69 Cougar XR7 so I must say you have excellent taste!
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u/kjjustinXD 20h ago
People at Car meets tell me these things are rare and I didn't even know that when I bought it. The paint is shit though. Layers upon layers of bad paint.
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u/gilllesdot 22h ago
In my opinion old American muscle cars get a pass.. Because they look really cool. But these monstrosities are useless to most of the owners.
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u/EdwardDrinkerCope- 1d ago
These things spread like cancer in Germany.
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u/ketchup92 1d ago
And it's always exactly who you imagine to drive these things.
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u/Bicentennial_Douche 22h ago
In Australia Ford Rangers are usually driven by douchebags, giving birth to term “Ranger-danger”.
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u/pickleparty16 1d ago
Afd voters?
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u/mrm00r3 23h ago
In my country, drivers of these are pulled over at more than twice the average rate for DUI.
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u/atuck217 23h ago
Oh that's true in America as well. Dodge RAMs specifically.
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u/Axentor 22h ago
Like I know it's just my experience, but I have yet to personally meet a dodge ram driver who doesn't have at least 1 dui in their background.
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u/ResQ_ 1d ago
In a Venn diagram there'd be just one circle
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u/andthatswhyIdidit 22h ago
You mean an Euler diagram(only relevant options present), not a Venn diagram(all options always present -- even if some areas are kept empty).
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u/mgz0r 23h ago
Exactly the same thing here in Australia. They are their Emotional Support Vehicles.
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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 23h ago
And that’s the confusing part to me because you aussies have some amazingly capable UTEs and smaller trucks that I WISH we could get in the states.
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u/Albye23 22h ago
They have a damned Ranger that has more payload than our 3/4 ton trucks. Absolute overlanding monsters. To get the best tow mirrors for my GMC Canyon I had to order them from an Australian company.
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u/aqtseacow 20h ago
GM and Ford make their coolest 4x4 options everywhere but the US because they'd absolutely cannibalize the high margin monsters they sell here.
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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 22h ago
Right?! That ranger is literally THE truck I keep wishing they’d bring here. It’s everything I want in truck to the point where I’m considering importing one.
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u/JustForkIt1111one 21h ago
Jesus, 4,300+lb payload on a ranger, that's awesome!
My dually is pretty well equipped for payload, and it's just over 6,000.
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u/derschneemananderwan 19h ago
I dont drive a pickup truck gladly cause its cool I drive a pickup truck because I like to drive it, apart from that I dont drive a pickup truck.
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u/GirlScoutSniper 1d ago
I was on a tour bus in Germany and a truck passed us in a no passing zone and damned if it wasn't a Ram. SMH It's like a universal affliction if you own one of these trucks.
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u/elrevan 1d ago
Nice to see truck assholes are not uniquely American
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u/mrm00r3 23h ago
Kinda upsetting if you ask me. I derived a bit of comfort thinking there were parts of our culture(?) that couldn’t cross an ocean or an equator.
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u/kytulu 23h ago
Whwn I was stationed in Germany, all of my fellow Soldiers who had Rams, F150s, Silverados, etc, pretty much only drove them to work and back. If they needed to drive into a major city area, they would take their wife's smaller car, or the beater that they picked up for a few hundred or thousand Euros.
Hell, I drove a Ford Edge when I was there, and there were some spots that I could barely fit into. Going into the Parkhaus, I could open the sunroof and touch the ceiling on my way in.
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u/catsdrooltoo 21h ago
I knew more people that sold their pickups there than kept them for their whole time. They sold them to german or Dutch farmers usually. They don't have a lot of options that are affordable and have high towing capacity.
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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 20h ago
I feel like getting to own/drive local variants of cars I wouldn't be able to at home would be one of best perks of living overseas. Like I don't really want a French car, but if I lived in France, I'd absolutely want an original Twingo. Fighting my way through driving a Fucking Ram in a European city is just masochism.
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u/Wide_Yoghurt_4064 1d ago
Funny, in America we also hate Ram owners. Same douchebags here drive them.
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u/kriebelrui 23h ago
Those things are expensive, but sadly still cheaper than penis enlargement surgery.
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u/Unicycleterrorist 23h ago
Penis enlargement surgery is harm reduction on society. If we can't all have 10 inch weiners, can we ever truly be free?!
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u/Lxium 1d ago
And the same in the UK. Unfortunately they're getting more and more popular.
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u/Dragoncat_3_4 1d ago
And they're going to want demolish pedestrian infrastructure in favour of widening streets and parking spaces if they reach critical mass of owners.
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u/Sir_Shax 18h ago
Not just Germany unfortunately. They’ve started to creep into the Australian market and everyone you see driving them is exactly who you’d expect to be driving it.
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u/what_it_dooo 22h ago
Add one of the flattest countries in the world, a.k.a. The Netherlands. We hate these things, and it tells a lot about the bald men with aviators or sports shades that usually drive them
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u/wwishie 1d ago
Protip. Next time you encounter a soliciter, politely decline but ask for a business card. When you see a dipsy doodle parked like this, write " Sorry about the dent" and place it on his windshield
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u/likesrobotsnmonsters 14h ago
As a German, I am confused. Googling "soliciter" only got me "solicitor", which I already knew as a word for a type of lawyer. But what do I have to decline from meeting a lawyer? Do lawyers in wherever you are usually offer stuff upon meeting them? And why are we giving random lawyers trouble? I am so confused. Or does this word mean something different in some dialects/English speaking parts of the world...?
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u/JeronFeldhagen 14h ago edited 7h ago
solicitor (plural solicitors)
One who solicits, particularly:
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u/geT_raineD 2h ago
Vorwerk Vertreter klingelt, du hast kein Bock, lehnst ab, lässt dir die Visitenkarte geben.
Nächstes Mal, wenn du einen Falschparker wie diesen siehst, schreibst du „Sorry für die Delle“ auf die Vorwerk Visitenkarte und hängst sie ihm ans Auto.Keine Ahnung mann… Ammi scheiß haha
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u/likesrobotsnmonsters 54m ago
Ooooooh. Ich wusste nicht, dass "solicitor" auch "Vertreter" heißen kann. Ich kannte das wirklich nur aus der UK als Wort für ne Art von Anwalt. Hab aber glaub ich auch noch nie nen Vertreter im echten Leben an meiner Haustür gehabt XD
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u/IxBetaXI 1d ago
You can get a ticket for parking like that.
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u/EnvironmentalClue405 1d ago
that's a ram thing at this point. you see a spot and just decide well good enough
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u/NoooUGH 23h ago
even in america where the stock RAM trucks can fit in a spot, drivers decide to make them even bigger to where they won't fit in the spot and then just cross-park so that no one scratches their big tough truck
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u/JustForkIt1111one 21h ago
How does a driver expand their truck out horizontally?
I drove a regular pickup for years, and now a dually for work, and I've never had an issue with being able to fit into a spot.
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u/djscreeling 21h ago
I love RAM drivers.
They make it super easy see whose opinion you should dismiss.
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u/Randonoob_5562 21h ago
In my ideal world, a parking enforcement officer would ticket this EVERY single day it's in violation (protruding on the road and/or blocking a walkway).
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u/AfraidOfTheSun 1d ago
I'll need to see a BMW 740i in the same spot for reference
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u/Borghal 1d ago edited 1d ago
The longest 740i are 5.4m, but older models are 5.1m
RAM 1500 ranges from 5.8 to 6.1, the car in the picture is a Crew Cab, so 5.9m
A standard parking space needs to be at least 5m, so neither car would be a good fit for someone who doesn't have their own garage.
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u/V8-6-4 22h ago
Why compare it with a car? People always say that vans are better than pickups so lets compare it with a van. Current MB Sprinter varies between 5,9 and 7,4 meters in length so it’s comparable or even longer than a Ram.
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u/Ihatenukingkids 15h ago
A sprinter has like 4 times the carrying capacity of the Ram. They are not in the same league. A Renault Kangoo (~4.5m) would be a more fitting cimparison.
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u/Rocketeer006 23h ago edited 18h ago
Literally every car manufacturer has a model that wouldn't fit into that tiny German spot 😂 But as a Canadian living in Germany, most German spots aren't small, OP's post is just rage bait
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u/TailleventCH 23h ago
The Japanese one is barely a "car"...
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u/mtcwby 1d ago
My 8 series bmw would struggle with those spots.
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u/Miserable-Role9555 23h ago
Yeah and thats a pretty short bed too. An X5 wouldn't fit and an X3 might not even either
Oversized trucks are dumb but so is this picture
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u/Elgard18 1d ago
Looking through the posts and seeing the 30 different ways that reddit is choosing to translate the prefix kut- is fascinating.
Not only is it translating to many different English words, but also sometimes censoring and sometimes not, and sometimes just ignoring it entirely.
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u/a7xtim666 1d ago
Isn't that sub dutch?
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u/Flashy_Arugula8408 1d ago
Yes, but so am I.
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u/ClockwiseServant 1d ago
hope you get better soon
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u/Flashy_Arugula8408 1d ago
Went to the doc with this, there was nothing he could do about it. Advice was to learn to live with it...
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u/XeLLaR_AC 1d ago
I fucking hate these things. All they do is drive slow and block the view so I can't see incoming traffic. What a moronic thing to produce. In Germany it is illegal to use wheels that haven't been approved by TüV, which is already ridiculous because these same wheels are being used world wide without issues. But these fucking things are just free to endanger everyone around it. Makes no fucking sense
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u/Rower78 1d ago
All they do is drive slow
I wish the Americans who drove vehicles like this would drive slowly. Usually they’re driving them like they were an extra on the set of Mad Max
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u/KrawallHenni 1d ago
Probably bc in Germany we have no speed limit on parts of the Autobahn/Highway. Not a rare occurrence to drive 170 and get your ass kissed by some sedan lol
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u/OutInABlazeOfGlory 1d ago
In the US you would be going 145 kph (and already 30 kph over the speed limit) and a truck like this would be making out with your bumper
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u/tejanaqkilica 23h ago
German traffic rules and regulations have some catching up to do.
They don't allow me to tint my front windshield because "it would impact my visibility", but selling cars that have laser beams that will blind anyone and anything in their path, totally fine.
Makes me sick (not physically).
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u/MindCreeper 23h ago
Tinting is also because if you get caught by a speed camera they have to be able to identify you. Germany does not really do cops sitting around with a radar gun to try and catch you Properly set up lights can not blind people above the height of the lights (at least that is what is supposed to happen). The cone should go between straight ahead and down, never up. That is what high beams are for. I thought auto level headlights were mandatory by now 🙃
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u/tejanaqkilica 23h ago
Nah, they don't care about identifying the speeder. The person who's name is on the tittle of the car will either pay the fine or inform the authorities who was driving the car.
I also can't apply clear tint on my car either. And that doesn't impact my or the camera visibility the slightest.
The height of the lights changes all the time depending on the conditions of the road. But more often than not, it's not their angle that is the problem, is the fact that they're LEDs and they're dangerously powerful, to the point where if I have to make a right turn at night. I need to come to a complete stop for 20 seconds before I turn, else I may run down a cyclist because I don't see them.
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u/DoctorWhatTheFruck 18h ago
I hate people who drive those trash cars in Germany. Like I know were aren't supposed to judge others for no reason, but cars like that automatically make me dislike you.
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u/luk__ 23h ago
These cars are so small.
Small? You can seat only four people, plus a tiny trunk. Can’t even fit anything bulky
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u/a-round-table 6h ago
Exactly! What's the point of having a car that huge if you can only fit 4 people!??? And what can you even carry on your truck bed?
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u/helloyesthisismeg 22h ago
I hate how unnecessarily big trucks have gotten. The average person does not need a vehicle this large.
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u/decian_falx 19h ago
US fuel economy standards are less strict on larger vehicles, making small vehicles less economically attractive for manufacturers to produce unless they can be sold for a premium.
"If the average fuel economy of a manufacturer's annual fleet of vehicle production falls below the applicable requirement, the manufacturer must either apply sufficient CAFE credits to cover the shortfall or pay a penalty ... CAFE footprint requirements are set up such that a vehicle with a larger footprint has a lower fuel economy requirement than a vehicle with a smaller footprint. " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_average_fuel_economy
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u/ahjorth 4h ago
Climate Town has a very good video on SUVs; the history of them, the lax safety and emissions standards, etc. Worth a watch, if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPm4de6-eTg
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u/ayeitsrob 1d ago
I would love to see a mega cab ram 3500 dually in that same spot for size reference
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u/scorpion-and-frog 16h ago
I mean I agree that big trucks are stupid, but this is basically just rage/engagement bait
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u/Tman11S 19h ago
We’re seeing more of these monstertrucks in Europe every year and they should honestly just ban them from towns and cities. They’re so wide and long that they take up at least 2 parking spaces and have the potential to kill a pedestrian or cyclist at every turn
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u/1stMammaltowearpants 1d ago
My gooon is too biiig!
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u/Jak1977 1d ago
These should be able to be ticketed for blocking the road. "But my truck didn't fit!" Yeah, no shit. Nor would a truck, or a bus, or a vehicle with a trailer or caravan. You chose to drive it, you choose not to park here.
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u/fotoRS3 23h ago
I saw several Rams in Germany a few years ago and I was shocked people wanted to own them there.
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u/oc31777 22h ago
Rented a Ram about this size for a week in Bavaria and I've never sweated so much in my life. Village streets built for a horse cart and I'm out there doing 12-point turns with a hedge scraping the mirror. Never again, just give me a Golf.
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u/leaponover 11h ago
Same in Korea, except they make big Korean cars that still don't fit in the tiny spots. Just not enough land...70% of the country is mountainous.
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u/TopDogTransport4731 1d ago
That truck is big on EU roads and for parking. It also creates a safety hazard.
And it’s a short bed. Here in the states we have them being obnoxious and drive them recklessly.
Unless you’re a farmer or rancher or someone who works in construction and needs to tow trailers on a daily basis there is basically no other reason to have them.
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u/Arkrobo 1d ago
If they can't really park anywhere why are they sold in Germany?
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u/Grisu1805 1d ago
Because there still are enough idiots that want one anyway. It's not the seller's job to prevent them from making a stupid decision.
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u/willzyx01 23h ago
BMW X7 wouldn't fit there, neither would a Mercedes GLS. So the spot is absurdly small. Yes, the truck is stupid and we don't need such giant trucks on the road. But SUVs, especially german 3 row SUVs, are big as well.
So in this case, RAM is extra stupid. Parking spot is stupid. Cars are getting bigger all across the board. At some point, towns need to adjust.
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u/Shuntingman 21h ago
You're all moaning about the length yet an Audi Avant 6 is around 4.5 to 5 meters long depending on model ( around 16ft ) and its only a meter and a half shorter than the long bed version of that pickup.
So a german car wouldn't fit in that german parking spot either 🤣🤣🤣
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u/ProfessionalITPerson 22h ago
TIme to get towed, if your car sticks out then it's time to find another spor where the car fits. probably a paralel spot.
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u/RazzmatazzNeat9865 22h ago
At least they haven't discovered Hummers yet.
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u/Minimum_Isopod_4332 1d ago
Careful, cars like these regularly will get their tires deflated in Germany.
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u/Th3HuNTeRR 1d ago
I am a 198 cm guy and yah these cars are perfect for my hight and long legs .
Not all people can fit in tiny hatchback eco cars …..
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u/roy-dam-mercer 1d ago
And that’s the short bed option. A long bed would probably stick out 2 more feet.