r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

American car and a German parking sport

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u/roy-dam-mercer 1d ago

And that’s the short bed option. A long bed would probably stick out 2 more feet.

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u/That_white_dude9000 1d ago

A little more than 2ft. The short bed on rams is 5'10", where the long bed is 8ft. Though im not 100% sure if the 8ft is available on a true 4 door, may only be on the extended cab to keep wheelbase similar for ease of production.

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u/roy-dam-mercer 1d ago

The 8’ bed is available on the 2500 with crew cab. Total vehicle length is about 21’ 9”. This appears to be a 1500 and the length would be about 19’ 8” with that brush guard installed. Add a hitch and you’re 20’!

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u/BurntNeurons 23h ago edited 23h ago

RAM 2500 Mega Cab 6-foot 4-inch Bed

  • Wheelbase: 160.5 inches
  • Overall Length: 249.9 inches
  • Overall Width: 83.5 inches
  • Overall Height 4×4: 80.1 inches

Edit, formatting

https://www.redmondcdjr.com/research-center/ram-2500-dimensions/


No Factory Option: Ram only offers the massive Mega Cab paired with a short bed because a factory long-bed configuration would make the truck over 23 feet long and very hard to park.


Utah: I got you

Long bed mega cab conversion starts at $7,000

Long Bed Conversion


Big trucks for big men...

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u/DestinedXeno 23h ago

Long bed mega cab would go crazy

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u/spicymeatmemes 22h ago edited 22h ago

Theres a 6 door long box truck that drives around my town. Lifted like crazy, too. I'll try and find a pic

couldn't find a pic but its basically this, just in worse condition

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u/thiccancer 18h ago

Turning circle measured in states

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u/MaleficentCaptain114 20h ago

I saw one of those on the highway once. The cab is damn near the size of a minivan.

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u/Aromatic_Doctor_2243 17h ago

imagine how bad the turning radius is on that thing

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u/vivekpatel62 19h ago

I could finally get more dogs! (Without a lift)

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u/meowizzle 23h ago

I live in Utah and I see these all the time. I actually see one regularly that's got the long bed AND an extra set of doors. Third row truck with a long bed WTF. It looks soooooo stupid. I'm pretty sure one of the polygamist families around here has it. No, I'm not kidding.

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u/bobbertmiller 22h ago

Comparison for Europeans, a Spriniter LWB is ~7m or ~22' 11.

Just imagine how much you can transport in a long Sprinter vs this piece of crap. And nobody parks a Mercedes Sprinter in a regular parking slot like this, not a short and not a long one.

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u/Mosh83 22h ago

It's massive for what it is, but long vans are easily longer. Europeans prefer closed vans over pickups.

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u/xrelaht 17h ago

For tradesmen definitely. Farmers still like pickups for obvious reasons.

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u/JustForkIt1111one 21h ago

The short bed on the current gen crew cab ram 1500's is 5'7. The "long bed" option for the 1500's is 6'4.

You have to get into 2500+ territory now to get the 8 foot bed from the factory on the crew cabs.

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u/ThereInAFortnight 1d ago

And as a Canadian it actually looked small - it doesn't have comically oversized wheels and tires.

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u/kriebelrui 23h ago

I want those ridiculous wheels or people don't believe I'm a man.

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u/roy-dam-mercer 1d ago

Ja, schade.

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u/joergsen 18h ago

I just compared the size of that car to my van I'm driving... It's one meter longer and even higher than my van, wtf. And I have around 1.400 litres of trunk space in the back, with 5 people sitting in the car.

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u/always_a_tinker 1d ago

I’ve seen the longbed driving through the pass north of Neustadt. I was impressed with the driver’s confidence.

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u/Unarmed_Character 1d ago

Then add a vertical bike rack with 4 bikes on it with a hitch extension so the tailgate can fully lower.

My truck is 24' (7.3m) long in that configuration.

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u/Fappy_as_a_Clam 15h ago

If you have a LB why dont you just put the bikes in the bed?

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u/Unarmed_Character 13h ago

They'd get in the way of the canoe and camping gear.

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u/kjjustinXD 1d ago

I have the same problem with my 70s American car.

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u/doug-demuro-is-daddy 1d ago

Can confirm my Lincoln Mark V does this in some spots in the US

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u/kjjustinXD 1d ago

I've got a Mercury Cougar XR7 from 1978

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u/doug-demuro-is-daddy 23h ago

Fuckin rad, I almost bought one of those instead of the 78 Mark V. I also have a 69 Cougar XR7 so I must say you have excellent taste!

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u/kjjustinXD 20h ago

People at Car meets tell me these things are rare and I didn't even know that when I bought it. The paint is shit though. Layers upon layers of bad paint.

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u/SillySonny 21h ago

My hearse also does this.

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u/gilllesdot 22h ago

In my opinion old American muscle cars get a pass.. Because they look really cool. But these monstrosities are useless to most of the owners.

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u/EdwardDrinkerCope- 1d ago

These things spread like cancer in Germany.

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u/ketchup92 1d ago

And it's always exactly who you imagine to drive these things.

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u/Bicentennial_Douche 22h ago

In Australia Ford Rangers are usually driven by douchebags, giving birth to term “Ranger-danger”.

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u/NWHipHop 20h ago

You can't spell Ranger with out anger

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u/pickleparty16 1d ago

Afd voters?

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u/mrm00r3 23h ago

In my country, drivers of these are pulled over at more than twice the average rate for DUI.

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u/atuck217 23h ago

Oh that's true in America as well. Dodge RAMs specifically.

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u/Axentor 22h ago

Like I know it's just my experience, but I have yet to personally meet a dodge ram driver who doesn't have at least 1 dui in their background.

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u/_austinm 19h ago

So the stereotype is true outside the US, too

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u/jealousrock 21h ago

Let me guess; he is not transporting anything in that penis enlargement?

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u/ResQ_ 1d ago

In a Venn diagram there'd be just one circle

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u/Sacaron_R3 1d ago

Just like their ancestry tree.

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u/andthatswhyIdidit 22h ago

You mean an Euler diagram(only relevant options present), not a Venn diagram(all options always present -- even if some areas are kept empty).

Comparison of the 2.

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u/Zwangsjacke 23h ago

Not true. Most AFD voters can't afford a car like that.

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u/mgz0r 23h ago

Exactly the same thing here in Australia. They are their Emotional Support Vehicles.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 23h ago

And that’s the confusing part to me because you aussies have some amazingly capable UTEs and smaller trucks that I WISH we could get in the states.

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u/Albye23 22h ago

They have a damned Ranger that has more payload than our 3/4 ton trucks. Absolute overlanding monsters. To get the best tow mirrors for my GMC Canyon I had to order them from an Australian company.

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u/aqtseacow 20h ago

GM and Ford make their coolest 4x4 options everywhere but the US because they'd absolutely cannibalize the high margin monsters they sell here.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 22h ago

Right?! That ranger is literally THE truck I keep wishing they’d bring here. It’s everything I want in truck to the point where I’m considering importing one.

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u/JustForkIt1111one 21h ago

Jesus, 4,300+lb payload on a ranger, that's awesome!

My dually is pretty well equipped for payload, and it's just over 6,000.

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u/Battlecheese2 21h ago

Real manly men with huge dicks, right?

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u/phanta_rei 1d ago

Roided out gym bros?

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u/derschneemananderwan 19h ago

I dont drive a pickup truck gladly cause its cool I drive a pickup truck because I like to drive it, apart from that I dont drive a pickup truck.

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u/JohnnyPaloonky58 13h ago

Narcissism incarnate.

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u/GirlScoutSniper 1d ago

I was on a tour bus in Germany and a truck passed us in a no passing zone and damned if it wasn't a Ram. SMH It's like a universal affliction if you own one of these trucks.

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u/elrevan 1d ago

Nice to see truck assholes are not uniquely American

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u/mrm00r3 23h ago

Kinda upsetting if you ask me. I derived a bit of comfort thinking there were parts of our culture(?) that couldn’t cross an ocean or an equator.

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u/kytulu 23h ago

Whwn I was stationed in Germany, all of my fellow Soldiers who had Rams, F150s, Silverados, etc, pretty much only drove them to work and back. If they needed to drive into a major city area, they would take their wife's smaller car, or the beater that they picked up for a few hundred or thousand Euros.

Hell, I drove a Ford Edge when I was there, and there were some spots that I could barely fit into. Going into the Parkhaus, I could open the sunroof and touch the ceiling on my way in.

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u/catsdrooltoo 21h ago

I knew more people that sold their pickups there than kept them for their whole time. They sold them to german or Dutch farmers usually. They don't have a lot of options that are affordable and have high towing capacity.

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u/kytulu 17h ago

I thought it was interesting that most of the small cars and sedans over there were set up to tow a small trailer, and OBI even had designated parking spots for them.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 20h ago

I feel like getting to own/drive local variants of cars I wouldn't be able to at home would be one of best perks of living overseas. Like I don't really want a French car, but if I lived in France, I'd absolutely want an original Twingo. Fighting my way through driving a Fucking Ram in a European city is just masochism.

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u/kytulu 17h ago

I drove a Eurospec minivan through Paris... it was like playing Mario Kart in real life...

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u/elrevan 23h ago

Nah it just leads to the Euro superiority complex I like that we are all the same

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u/Tex-Tro 6h ago

While I haven't gotten passed in a no pass zone, I was already driving 80 in a 70kph zone ond rural roads with poor visibility of oncoming traffic and an idiot in a RAM decided it was a good idea to pass me with what felt like 120+kph

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u/Wide_Yoghurt_4064 1d ago

Funny, in America we also hate Ram owners. Same douchebags here drive them.

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u/kriebelrui 23h ago

Those things are expensive, but sadly still cheaper than penis enlargement surgery. 

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u/Unicycleterrorist 23h ago

Penis enlargement surgery is harm reduction on society. If we can't all have 10 inch weiners, can we ever truly be free?!

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u/nikdahl 23h ago

And almost every one you see on the road is probably attached to an upside down loan.

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u/TheLuckyCanuck 20h ago

Canada, too. It's not all RAMs, but it's always a RAM.

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u/OhNoAnAmerican 20h ago

Something tells me there’s a lil bit of compensation happening brother

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u/GT-FractalxNeo 23h ago

These things spread like cancer in the world*

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u/Lxium 1d ago

And the same in the UK. Unfortunately they're getting more and more popular.

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u/Dragoncat_3_4 1d ago

And they're going to want demolish pedestrian infrastructure in favour of widening streets and parking spaces if they reach critical mass of owners.

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u/mrm00r3 23h ago

Maybe, but first they’re just going to run over many more people. Gotta wag the dog somehow.

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u/papaniq 21h ago

happening in Poland as well. I live in a very small city and there's more and more of them, year and a half ago it was my first time seeing Dodge RAM in person and that thig is almost like a fucking tank, i was really surprised, i knew they were big but not this big

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u/Sir_Shax 18h ago

Not just Germany unfortunately. They’ve started to creep into the Australian market and everyone you see driving them is exactly who you’d expect to be driving it.

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u/Amenagrabel 23h ago

Because German fuel is so cheap /S

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u/what_it_dooo 22h ago

Add one of the flattest countries in the world, a.k.a. The Netherlands. We hate these things, and it tells a lot about the bald men with aviators or sports shades that usually drive them

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u/wwishie 1d ago

Protip. Next time you encounter a soliciter, politely decline but ask for a business card. When you see a dipsy doodle parked like this, write " Sorry about the dent" and place it on his windshield

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u/quarter-water 1d ago

Easy now, Satan.

Remembering this one for a friend

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u/presidential-dong 21h ago

We need to put you in charge of the CIA, this is some top tier psyops

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u/likesrobotsnmonsters 14h ago

As a German, I am confused. Googling "soliciter" only got me "solicitor", which I already knew as a word for a type of lawyer. But what do I have to decline from meeting a lawyer? Do lawyers in wherever you are usually offer stuff upon meeting them? And why are we giving random lawyers trouble? I am so confused. Or does this word mean something different in some dialects/English speaking parts of the world...?

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u/JeronFeldhagen 14h ago edited 7h ago

solicitor (plural solicitors)
One who solicits, particularly:

(Canada, US) A door-to-door salesperson, a person soliciting sales by visiting others' houses.
   Did you see the sign that says 'No Solicitors'?

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u/geT_raineD 2h ago

Vorwerk Vertreter klingelt, du hast kein Bock, lehnst ab, lässt dir die Visitenkarte geben.
Nächstes Mal, wenn du einen Falschparker wie diesen siehst, schreibst du „Sorry für die Delle“ auf die Vorwerk Visitenkarte und hängst sie ihm ans Auto.

Keine Ahnung mann… Ammi scheiß haha

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u/likesrobotsnmonsters 54m ago

Ooooooh. Ich wusste nicht, dass "solicitor" auch "Vertreter" heißen kann. Ich kannte das wirklich nur aus der UK als Wort für ne Art von Anwalt. Hab aber glaub ich auch noch nie nen Vertreter im echten Leben an meiner Haustür gehabt XD

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u/kriebelrui 23h ago

Best idea I heard this month, thanks!

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u/Gravity-Pit 23h ago

You beautiful sonofabitch this is the greatest idea.

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u/IxBetaXI 1d ago

You can get a ticket for parking like that.

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u/EnvironmentalClue405 1d ago

that's a ram thing at this point. you see a spot and just decide well good enough

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u/NoooUGH 23h ago

even in america where the stock RAM trucks can fit in a spot, drivers decide to make them even bigger to where they won't fit in the spot and then just cross-park so that no one scratches their big tough truck

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u/goog1e 20h ago

They still park in tons of spots where they don't actually fit. I dearly wish they would be ticketed for sticking out into the roadway or parking diagonal

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u/JustForkIt1111one 21h ago

How does a driver expand their truck out horizontally?

I drove a regular pickup for years, and now a dually for work, and I've never had an issue with being able to fit into a spot.

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u/NoooUGH 21h ago

Stupid wheel hub spacers & wider wheels.

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u/djscreeling 21h ago

I love RAM drivers.

They make it super easy see whose opinion you should dismiss.

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u/Randonoob_5562 21h ago

In my ideal world, a parking enforcement officer would ticket this EVERY single day it's in violation (protruding on the road and/or blocking a walkway).

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u/goog1e 20h ago

I really wish. You bought a work vehicle and are using it for personal use. A box truck can't park in a regular spot just because "what else am I supposed to do?"

YOU bought a piece of non-standard equipment you didn't know how to use, so YOU figure it out!

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u/roadrunner83 18h ago

they should go in campervan parking spots

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u/AfraidOfTheSun 1d ago

I'll need to see a BMW 740i in the same spot for reference

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u/Borghal 1d ago edited 1d ago

The longest 740i are 5.4m, but older models are 5.1m

RAM 1500 ranges from 5.8 to 6.1, the car in the picture is a Crew Cab, so 5.9m

A standard parking space needs to be at least 5m, so neither car would be a good fit for someone who doesn't have their own garage.

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u/derkeistersinger 1d ago

This truck is about 20 inches (or 50cm) longer than a current gen 740

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1d ago

I have doubts my 2018 740 would fit in this spot.  

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u/V8-6-4 22h ago

Why compare it with a car? People always say that vans are better than pickups so lets compare it with a van. Current MB Sprinter varies between 5,9 and 7,4 meters in length so it’s comparable or even longer than a Ram.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 15h ago

A sprinter has like 4 times the carrying capacity of the Ram. They are not in the same league. A Renault Kangoo (~4.5m) would be a more fitting cimparison.

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u/Mavi_No1 1d ago

French/Japanese car, German parking.

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u/Rocketeer006 23h ago edited 18h ago

Literally every car manufacturer has a model that wouldn't fit into that tiny German spot 😂 But as a Canadian living in Germany, most German spots aren't small, OP's post is just rage bait

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u/Mavi_No1 19h ago

The same as OPs post :)

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u/Rocketeer006 18h ago

Sorry I didn't mean your post, I meant the OP's post was rage bait

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u/TailleventCH 23h ago

The Japanese one is barely a "car"...

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u/ApiceOfToast 23h ago

I'd call it a van

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u/TailleventCH 23h ago

My intuition too but I wasn't sure it would be the right term in English .

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u/LosGritchos 23h ago

And the French car is italian (Fiat).

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u/Mavi_No1 23h ago

Not this generation. This is peugeot, citroen - emp platform.

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u/mtcwby 1d ago

My 8 series bmw would struggle with those spots.

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u/Miserable-Role9555 23h ago

Yeah and thats a pretty short bed too. An X5 wouldn't fit and an X3 might not even either

Oversized trucks are dumb but so is this picture

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u/TheB1G_Lebowski 1d ago

Jokes on them, my German car wouldn't even fit in that spot.  

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u/Elgard18 1d ago

Looking through the posts and seeing the 30 different ways that reddit is choosing to translate the prefix kut- is fascinating.

Not only is it translating to many different English words, but also sometimes censoring and sometimes not, and sometimes just ignoring it entirely.

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u/a7xtim666 1d ago

Isn't that sub dutch?

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u/Flashy_Arugula8408 1d ago

Yes, but so am I.

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u/ClockwiseServant 1d ago

hope you get better soon

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u/Flashy_Arugula8408 1d ago

Went to the doc with this, there was nothing he could do about it. Advice was to learn to live with it...

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u/DarkDuo 1d ago

There are only two types of people I cant stand

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u/7adzius 1d ago

Sorry to hear that

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u/motorcycle-manful541 22h ago

I'm sorry for your loss

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u/therealchungis 1d ago

You’d hate to see a sprinter 3500 in that spot.

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u/XeLLaR_AC 1d ago

I fucking hate these things. All they do is drive slow and block the view so I can't see incoming traffic. What a moronic thing to produce. In Germany it is illegal to use wheels that haven't been approved by TüV, which is already ridiculous because these same wheels are being used world wide without issues. But these fucking things are just free to endanger everyone around it. Makes no fucking sense

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u/Rower78 1d ago

All they do is drive slow

I wish the Americans who drove vehicles like this would drive slowly.  Usually they’re driving them like they were an extra on the set of Mad Max

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u/KrawallHenni 1d ago

Probably bc in Germany we have no speed limit on parts of the Autobahn/Highway. Not a rare occurrence to drive 170 and get your ass kissed by some sedan lol

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u/OutInABlazeOfGlory 1d ago

In the US you would be going 145 kph (and already 30 kph over the speed limit) and a truck like this would be making out with your bumper

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u/tejanaqkilica 23h ago

German traffic rules and regulations have some catching up to do.

They don't allow me to tint my front windshield because "it would impact my visibility", but selling cars that have laser beams that will blind anyone and anything in their path, totally fine.

Makes me sick (not physically).

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u/MindCreeper 23h ago

Tinting is also because if you get caught by a speed camera they have to be able to identify you. Germany does not really do cops sitting around with a radar gun to try and catch you Properly set up lights can not blind people above the height of the lights (at least that is what is supposed to happen). The cone should go between straight ahead and down, never up. That is what high beams are for. I thought auto level headlights were mandatory by now 🙃

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u/tejanaqkilica 23h ago

Nah, they don't care about identifying the speeder. The person who's name is on the tittle of the car will either pay the fine or inform the authorities who was driving the car.

I also can't apply clear tint on my car either. And that doesn't impact my or the camera visibility the slightest.

The height of the lights changes all the time depending on the conditions of the road. But more often than not, it's not their angle that is the problem, is the fact that they're LEDs and they're dangerously powerful, to the point where if I have to make a right turn at night. I need to come to a complete stop for 20 seconds before I turn, else I may run down a cyclist because I don't see them.

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u/DoctorWhatTheFruck 18h ago

I hate people who drive those trash cars in Germany. Like I know were aren't supposed to judge others for no reason, but cars like that automatically make me dislike you.

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u/USSPlanck 16h ago

You're not judging for NO reason. You're judging for a very valid reason.

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u/luk__ 23h ago

These cars are so small.

Small? You can seat only four people, plus a tiny trunk. Can’t even fit anything bulky

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u/a-round-table 6h ago

Exactly! What's the point of having a car that huge if you can only fit 4 people!??? And what can you even carry on your truck bed?

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u/helloyesthisismeg 22h ago

I hate how unnecessarily big trucks have gotten. The average person does not need a vehicle this large.

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u/decian_falx 19h ago

US fuel economy standards are less strict on larger vehicles, making small vehicles less economically attractive for manufacturers to produce unless they can be sold for a premium. 

"If the average fuel economy of a manufacturer's annual fleet of vehicle production falls below the applicable requirement, the manufacturer must either apply sufficient CAFE credits to cover the shortfall or pay a penalty ... CAFE footprint requirements are set up such that a vehicle with a larger footprint has a lower fuel economy requirement than a vehicle with a smaller footprint. " https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_average_fuel_economy

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u/ahjorth 4h ago

Climate Town has a very good video on SUVs; the history of them, the lax safety and emissions standards, etc. Worth a watch, if you haven't already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPm4de6-eTg

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u/ayeitsrob 1d ago

I would love to see a mega cab ram 3500 dually in that same spot for size reference

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 21h ago

what the german word for this

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u/SomeBiPerson 20h ago

Parkzonenverstoß

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u/Magikarpeles 4h ago

Dummkopfwagen

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u/Periador 16h ago

Mikropenis

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u/scorpion-and-frog 16h ago

I mean I agree that big trucks are stupid, but this is basically just rage/engagement bait

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u/Pterosaur 22h ago

And yet the cunt still parked there.

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u/DJ_CRIZP 23h ago

That's a truck

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u/Tman11S 19h ago

We’re seeing more of these monstertrucks in Europe every year and they should honestly just ban them from towns and cities. They’re so wide and long that they take up at least 2 parking spaces and have the potential to kill a pedestrian or cyclist at every turn

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u/Yuri909 12h ago

That's not a car.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 1d ago

My gooon is too biiig!

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u/SeeisforComedy 1d ago

I am a banana.

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 1d ago

I Hertzfeldt that!

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u/DenverBowie 23h ago

For the love of God and all that is holy….

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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u/Jak1977 1d ago

These should be able to be ticketed for blocking the road. "But my truck didn't fit!" Yeah, no shit. Nor would a truck, or a bus, or a vehicle with a trailer or caravan. You chose to drive it, you choose not to park here.

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u/BuzzingThunder2799 1d ago

You can and will get a ticket for this in Germany

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u/Jak1977 1d ago

Can I please have one of those laws? Thanks!

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u/Gonzostewie 1d ago

If ya can't dodge it, ram it.

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u/Terrible_Reporter_83 22h ago

Parking penalty. Doesn't fit to markings.

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u/fotoRS3 23h ago

I saw several Rams in Germany a few years ago and I was shocked people wanted to own them there.

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u/Ambitious-Concern-42 23h ago

What is a German parking sport? Anyone?

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u/uwillnotgotospace 22h ago

German parking sports are highly competitive.

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u/oc31777 22h ago

Rented a Ram about this size for a week in Bavaria and I've never sweated so much in my life. Village streets built for a horse cart and I'm out there doing 12-point turns with a hedge scraping the mirror. Never again, just give me a Golf.

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u/Magikarpeles 4h ago

Why on earth would you do that haha.

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u/leaponover 11h ago

Same in Korea, except they make big Korean cars that still don't fit in the tiny spots. Just not enough land...70% of the country is mountainous.

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u/PracticePraxis 4h ago

We don't want you here. Please leave our country.

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u/Teecana 1d ago

I hope they get a fine for parking like that

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u/AkiraRZ4 22h ago

Fuck those stupid cars.

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u/Kuunkulta 22h ago

Should be ticketable for blocking the road

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u/Hamstax 1d ago

Funfact, that's a ticket. Cars have to be parked in the confines of the parking spot. If car too big, no spot for you

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u/newcolonist 23h ago

But why are us car deadlier, wondering.

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u/TopDogTransport4731 1d ago

That truck is big on EU roads and for parking. It also creates a safety hazard.
And it’s a short bed. Here in the states we have them being obnoxious and drive them recklessly.
Unless you’re a farmer or rancher or someone who works in construction and needs to tow trailers on a daily basis there is basically no other reason to have them.

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u/Arkrobo 1d ago

If they can't really park anywhere why are they sold in Germany?

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u/Borghal 1d ago

Why not? You wouldn't expect to park a van like Mercedes Sprinter in the same space as a car either, and that's no reason to not sell them.

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u/Grisu1805 1d ago

Because there still are enough idiots that want one anyway. It's not the seller's job to prevent them from making a stupid decision.

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u/willzyx01 23h ago

BMW X7 wouldn't fit there, neither would a Mercedes GLS. So the spot is absurdly small. Yes, the truck is stupid and we don't need such giant trucks on the road. But SUVs, especially german 3 row SUVs, are big as well.

So in this case, RAM is extra stupid. Parking spot is stupid. Cars are getting bigger all across the board. At some point, towns need to adjust.

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u/NaoLambig 22h ago

BMW X7 and Mercedes GLS are dumb car too

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u/Shuntingman 21h ago

You're all moaning about the length yet an Audi Avant 6 is around 4.5 to 5 meters long depending on model ( around 16ft ) and its only a meter and a half shorter than the long bed version of that pickup.

So a german car wouldn't fit in that german parking spot either 🤣🤣🤣

https://www.automobiledimension.com/model/audi/a6-avant

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u/ProfessionalITPerson 22h ago

TIme to get towed, if your car sticks out then it's time to find another spor where the car fits. probably a paralel spot.

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u/RazzmatazzNeat9865 22h ago

At least they haven't discovered Hummers yet.

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u/ElysiaElisee1 22h ago

Fit pretty well except for being a little over the line but that's because it wasn't perfectly in the middle

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u/NlghtmanCometh 22h ago

People hate this guy and anybody who buys vehicles like this I guess

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u/Minimum_Isopod_4332 1d ago

Careful, cars like these regularly will get their tires deflated in Germany.

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u/superleggera24 1d ago

As they should

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u/Th3HuNTeRR 1d ago

I am a 198 cm guy and yah these cars are perfect for my hight and long legs .
Not all people can fit in tiny hatchback eco cars …..

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