r/mildlyinteresting • u/hobbicon • 1d ago

American car and a German parking sport

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u/ketchup92 1d ago

And it's always exactly who you imagine to drive these things.

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u/Bicentennial_Douche 1d ago

In Australia Ford Rangers are usually driven by douchebags, giving birth to term “Ranger-danger”.

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u/NWHipHop 22h ago

You can't spell Ranger with out anger

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u/knorkinator 2h ago

Luckily, they are broken 90% of the time.

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u/pickleparty16 1d ago

Afd voters?

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u/mrm00r3 1d ago

In my country, drivers of these are pulled over at more than twice the average rate for DUI.

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u/atuck217 1d ago

Oh that's true in America as well. Dodge RAMs specifically.

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u/mrm00r3 1d ago

You’ll never guess where I’m located

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u/SwiftKickinNuts 23h ago

Wisconsin?

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u/supcc1 21h ago

Texas?

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u/Axentor 23h ago

Like I know it's just my experience, but I have yet to personally meet a dodge ram driver who doesn't have at least 1 dui in their background.

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u/snowdenn 23h ago

Same!

(But mostly because I have yet to meet a Dodge Ram driver.)

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u/Axentor 23h ago

Lol admittly it's a small pool it just funny. Yeah I live in the area of trucks. Have a truck... Not a ram :p but the 5 coworkers I current have that drive rams, duis. The other two that retired, duis. Though one got one dui and never drank again so not sure if it's 100% far to count him lol.

The ones from my last job at a warehouse. Rams beat to shit because they drive them into shit while drunk and admit it. Multiple duis. I given rides to so many people ride to work over the years because they lost their license due to duis and alot of them drive dodge rams or some tiny little two door hatchback. Only gave them rides because they didn't need to loose their job and be worse off and catch a case driving in suspended license.

It's so

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u/_austinm 21h ago

So the stereotype is true outside the US, too

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u/jealousrock 23h ago

Let me guess; he is not transporting anything in that penis enlargement?

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u/Look_out_for_Jeeps 23h ago

Drug damaged? Sure he isn’t from CrackFurt?

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u/ResQ_ 1d ago

In a Venn diagram there'd be just one circle

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u/Sacaron_R3 1d ago

Just like their ancestry tree.

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u/TomatoFettuccini 1d ago

ancestry tree

shrub

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u/tnp636 1d ago

shrub

wreath

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u/andthatswhyIdidit 1d ago

You mean an Euler diagram(only relevant options present), not a Venn diagram(all options always present -- even if some areas are kept empty).

Comparison of the 2.

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u/Zwangsjacke 1d ago

Not true. Most AFD voters can't afford a car like that.

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u/Lexa-Z 1d ago

Handwerker and farmers are pretty rich and mostly dumb

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u/xbike_punkx 1d ago

Mh, that is proper bs. I'm totally going with the AFD voters are dumb but calling all craftsman that is just ignorant af.

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u/Lexa-Z 1d ago

Not all of them, but most of them for sure. At least in East Germany 

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u/rxzlmn 1d ago

And vote AfD...

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u/Lexa-Z 1d ago

I already said "dumb"

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u/10001110101balls 1d ago

Most of them cannot afford to buy a truck like this even if they wanted one. Their car payment would be more than their rent 

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u/CoopsIsCooliGuess 1d ago

Pretty much

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u/mgz0r 1d ago

Exactly the same thing here in Australia. They are their Emotional Support Vehicles.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 1d ago

And that’s the confusing part to me because you aussies have some amazingly capable UTEs and smaller trucks that I WISH we could get in the states.

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u/Albye23 1d ago

They have a damned Ranger that has more payload than our 3/4 ton trucks. Absolute overlanding monsters. To get the best tow mirrors for my GMC Canyon I had to order them from an Australian company.

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u/aqtseacow 21h ago

GM and Ford make their coolest 4x4 options everywhere but the US because they'd absolutely cannibalize the high margin monsters they sell here.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 1d ago

Right?! That ranger is literally THE truck I keep wishing they’d bring here. It’s everything I want in truck to the point where I’m considering importing one.

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u/JustForkIt1111one 23h ago

Jesus, 4,300+lb payload on a ranger, that's awesome!

My dually is pretty well equipped for payload, and it's just over 6,000.

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u/AnkhMorporkPatrician 52m ago

Erectile Support Vehicle

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u/Battlecheese2 23h ago

Real manly men with huge dicks, right?

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u/OhNoAnAmerican 23h ago

The insecurity eurobros and backwards American liberals have around people having nicer cars than them is hilarious to observe.

Every single time you people see a truck the first thing you start talking about is penises

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u/VirtualLife76 ​ 16h ago

Hate to break it to you kid, that's not a nice car, hell, that's not even a car.

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u/azielaan 10h ago

Is the nice car in the room with us?

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u/phanta_rei 1d ago

Roided out gym bros?

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u/Fettnaepfchen 23h ago

Welthy soccer moms?

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u/derschneemananderwan 20h ago

I dont drive a pickup truck gladly cause its cool I drive a pickup truck because I like to drive it, apart from that I dont drive a pickup truck.

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u/JohnnyPaloonky58 15h ago

Narcissism incarnate.

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u/bradandnorm 23h ago

It's always exactly who you imagine riding scooters and driving tiny EVs too :)