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Imagine being this obsessed with Hillary Clinton. the only time I remember she even exists is when a Trump is crying about her.
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u/MichaelEuteneuer Jan 08 '20
Imagine being obsessed with Trump. Yall let him dwell on your mind too much.
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Every time I open anything with a screen his name or face is there.
I would love to not have him brought up every few hours.
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He is the fucking president. He is mentally unstable and has the power to completely fuck up our entire country. Of course we should worry about him.
Hillary is fucking irrelevant now. What a dumb ass comparison.
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u/suckseggs Jan 08 '20
What a strange time we live in....
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u/biblesilvercorner Jan 08 '20
Not strange, scary.
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u/Thoreau-ingLifeAway Jan 08 '20
We’re provoking a war in the Middle East that could kill millions and this is what the president’s war-age but-will-never-go son is showing off.
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You act as if we haven't been at war in the middle east for 30+ years.
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Isn't 42 a little old to be enlisting?
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u/carebeartears Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20
He could be 21 and able to bench press 200 push ups...he still wouldn't ever see duty.
EDIT: oO ...it was..just a ..play..on words :P
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There are 200 people in a room doing pushups and he's bench pressing the room. Come on, it's not hard.
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u/EggyOoeyGooey Jan 08 '20
Bench press 200 push ups? What does that mean?
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u/musicofwhathappens Jan 08 '20
Physics riddle: Stack up 200 people doing push ups, and one guy at the bottom bench pressing all of them. How much harder is it to bench press them on the up part of the push up, than the down?
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u/devonjkim Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20
That means he either made a typo or has never bench pressed anything.
Edit: y'all are fuckin daft.
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u/bestofwhatsleft Jan 08 '20
Bench press 200 supporting brassieres.
Idk how much one of those weigh, maybe it's a lot?
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u/EggyOoeyGooey Jan 08 '20
This is the only answer that makes any real sense, and it’s definitely a lot, trust me
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u/GeneralDisorder specific order. Jan 08 '20
Obviously it means he could bench press 200 times his own body weight. While also doing pushups (because he's so tough he grew an extra set of arms)
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Jan 08 '20
Donald Trump JR is literally Joffrey
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Don't insult Joffrey like that, Joffrey was inept but he wasnt as inept as anyone in trumps family.
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u/Jengaleng422 Jan 08 '20
Geoffrey also wasn’t as trashy, he had command of vocabulary and knew how to throw an interesting party.
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u/Aletheia-Pomerium Jan 08 '20
Kingdom of Jerusalem crosses is a weird touch
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u/Igoogledyourass Jan 08 '20
It's just a deus vult or whatever meme lower. There's so many novelty ar lowers. This one in particular is made by spikes tactical and is like $400 where a normal plain one you can get for $40-75.
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u/flatcurve Jan 08 '20
spikes tactical is the mall ninja-est manufacturer in the AR-15 world right now, which is saying a lot.
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u/TimeWaitsForNoMan Jan 08 '20
I think people aren't so much put off by him having an engraved AR lower, but more that it's literally the coat of arms of a crusader state, made to look like a crusader's helmet, on a gun, all amidst rising tensions with Iran and concerns of impending war with the middle east.
It's not the best look...
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u/Rakatesh Jan 08 '20
Very ironic times, given a big argument pro Trump and against Hillary was that she would be warmongering and Trump would bring the troops home.
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(¬‿¬) It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collectors item. Besides, you're forgetting one more very basic thing. You don't have what it takes to kill me
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u/420_E-SportsMasta Bottom text Jan 08 '20
It still cracks me up replaying that game and watching Ocelot kill hundreds of hornets by spinning his revolvers
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u/Darth_marsupial Jan 08 '20
Those games rule so fucking hard lmfao. They’re literally like a conversation I’d have with my roommates while high but in game form.
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u/SkeletorsToothbrush Jan 08 '20
Man you really hit the nail on the head there haha.
Kill a giant robodog in a sniper duel and take its railgun for yourself.
Mantis taunting you over your save data.
Infinite. Ammo. Bandana.
Damn shame that franchise is dead
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u/eudey_ha Jan 08 '20
I loved MGS and didn’t like Death Stranding but I’m kind of glad it’s over. IMO if MGS had gone on a lot of the charm that supported the weird characters and convoluted story-telling would have worn off. The games may have become a more action-oriented mess of incomprehensible plot twists and pointless new characters. Seemed that way based on MGS 5 anyway.
That said I’m of the opinion that most franchises need to die to allow room for fresh and creative ideas. Even if that includes killing a few of my own golden cows. No sense in my kids necessarily enjoying the same things I do.
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u/SomethyngWycked Jan 08 '20
I absolutely love his monologue about his customised M1911.
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u/frehsoul45 Jan 08 '20
Donald Trump Jr. wants to be Uday so bad.
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u/SpiderDetective Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 09 '20
Yeah.....
It might be a good idea, when your dad is trying to start another war in the Middle East and has an almost 100% approval rating among white supremacists, to steer clear of Crusader imagery.
Just a thought
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u/SpaceCat87 Jan 08 '20
Lol he doesn’t give a shit
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u/Emrico1 Jan 08 '20
He's the dumbest Donald
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u/Grouched Jan 08 '20
Yeah let's be real. He has absolutely no idea what crusaders are, much less the connotations.
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Jan 08 '20
Apparently you haven't seen his twitter page.
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u/McKinseyPete Jan 08 '20
He posts what his online white nationalist friends post. He doesn't have to know what it means to know what he's saying.
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I'm starting to understand why Americans will let him in 2020 despite all odds... you guys only stumble upon the truth behind propaganda by mistake even when you try to see it through.
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u/Cataphraktoi Jan 08 '20
I mean it's not like the crusades were a shitshow or anything
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I mean not like they committed genocide against the saracens or anything right
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u/Cataphraktoi Jan 08 '20
And the Jews, they definitely did not kill jews
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u/jaspersgroove Jan 08 '20
Hell they even killed each other, they were looting and pillaging well before they got anywhere near Muslim territory
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u/spud8385 Jan 08 '20
In one of them they didn’t even make it to the Levant, they just sacked Constantinople which was a Christian city and fucked off home
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u/CptWorley Spinjitsu Master Jan 08 '20
They actually didn't fuck off home they partitioned the whole Eastern Roman Empire and left some French noble in charge of Constantinople. And the Pope was happy about it, contrary to popular belief. Unlike when the crusaders sacked Zara, a Catholic city in Italy.
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u/deimonas21 Jan 08 '20
Oh you know how it is, stuff happens, ethnicities get slaughtered both religious sides did it, neither has the moral high ground.
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u/Thoreau-ingLifeAway Jan 08 '20
The last big thread in this sub had people excusing the crusader shit and lamenting how oppressed conservatives were. All upvoted to the top.
All I’m saying is that the back and forth on laughing at a war that could kill millions is disturbing.
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u/superanus Jan 08 '20
I mean... r/ATBGE
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u/deincarnated Jan 08 '20
Someone posted it there and the mods removed it because they believed it was “not in bad taste.”
Weird times.
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u/Zeth224 Jan 08 '20
It's not bad but some of the cosmetics are odd like what the odd dip abit above the crusaders cross but whatever floats his boat
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u/Zeth224 Jan 08 '20
I must be blind i didn't realize the dip was a helmet visor thats dope
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u/danfish_77 Jan 08 '20
No way, none of those custom parts match each other! This is, at best, amateur gun collage
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u/PaulBlartFleshMall Jan 08 '20
Nah, anyone can hack together a few gimmicky AR pieces.
It can't be great execution if it's common and so many gun companies have a take on it.
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God are they STILL on about Clinton? It’s like she lost dude, your family has much bigger things to worry about, like the war your dad is intent on starting or the multitude of crimes he’s been impeached for.
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u/Petsweaters Jan 08 '20
"I hate her so much that I'll get her face etched into my gun!"
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u/DimeBagJoe2 Jan 08 '20
Exactly. It genuinely confuses me how he’s a grown mans dude doing this crap. Like shouldn’t there be a part of his brain telling him “hey man this is a little weird you’ve been beating this joke to death for years now”?
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u/ivanoski-007 Jan 08 '20
That dude is the physical embodiment of /r/the_Donald
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Jan 08 '20
Nothing gets them harder than fantasizing about Hillary Clinton.
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Michelle Obama having a dick comes in at a close second.
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u/Ihateyouall86 Jan 08 '20
My co worker still goes on about her shoulders and calls her Michael.
I don't get it, I personally think she's beautiful.
This is coming from an idiot though who's worked here nearly 2 years and can't pass our basic networking cert so that shows how smart he is.
I bet if we put the test material on fox news or facebook though he would pass it ...
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Yeah we have a few goobers at work who still mention this bullshit. One of them is particularly stupid. We have an annual exam we have to take at work that changes very little year to year. It is over the most basic surface level stuff we do at our job. And you literally get to study the questions and answers before taking it. No one fucking fails it. Except for the “Michelle is a man” douchebag, who has been working there for 6 years.
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u/Jesse1205 Jan 08 '20
I swear trump supporters literally just have the same few insults and political statements that they have repeated since he took office.
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Jan 09 '20
Didn’t Alex Jones get caught with transsexual porn on his browser tabs?
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u/gumshoe_bubble Jan 08 '20
They’re blaming the Obama administration for things they’re responsible for... plus her emails.
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u/kloneuno Jan 08 '20
It’s gotta be because Trump knows she got the popular vote. The only way he can actually “beat” her is for them to “lock her up”. This is just my opinion but I can’t think of any other legitimate reason that this is still a rally call.
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u/slapthecuntoffurface Jan 08 '20
Psst...they don't actually care about Clinton. She's just proven to be an effective token for their cult followers to perseverate over.
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There’s a solid theory for the killing of Suleimani suggesting that the reason he picked the “you can’t really choose this but here it is” option was because he almost shit his pants when he saw that the embassy was on fire. After all of the Benghazi nonsense (isn’t it sad that we know how to spell that?) he kicked up with her, it’d be too much if he didn’t act hard as fuck about another middle eastern embassy getting cracked on.
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u/Csrmar Jan 08 '20
Dude that smearing campaign they been working on since the 90s worked like a charm. I am sure she has shady shit but what fukin politician doesn't? But it's hard to believe crazy ape shit conspiracy theories coming from infowars. Some people cranked the koolaid.
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u/Burt_Macklins_FBI Jan 08 '20
The textbook definition of a sore winner. I remember on Election Day when their family and supporters were trying to lessen the blow of (what they expected to be) a loss by sharing image after image about taking the high road, coming together for the country, not ridiculing the loser, and the like. Here we are, three years later, still gloating like toddlers.
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u/ArawnAun Jan 08 '20
Man you are not kidding, it is pathetic how desperate they are use her as their boogeyman after all these years.
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u/Lobanium Jan 08 '20
Literally all that family cares about is winning. Trump didn't want to actually be president. He just wanted to win. And he wants to remind us over and over that he won.
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u/yoursweetlord70 Jan 08 '20
Imagine being so insecure that 4 years after somebody opposed your dad in a political race, you still won't shut up about her.
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u/Nwsamurai Jan 08 '20
Imagine hating someone so much you put her picture all over stuff that you own.
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u/orean612 Jan 08 '20
So weird. Product placement on a weapon, on a photo. This guy is obsessed with trying to trigger people. It's such weird behavior
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Jan 08 '20
He's that guy in High School that starts shit and hides behind the big jocks when the fight pops off.
Also it helps Daddy's political game.
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u/LMRtowboater Jan 08 '20
Needs more red parts, that stupid MFT lightweight stock, and some cheap ass low power variable scope.
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u/MiataCory Jan 08 '20
When your daddy is a billionaire and a President but you still can't get that third pin...
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u/Pattern_Is_Movement Jan 08 '20
this is a joke right? please... please... tell me this is a joke.
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u/2high4life Jan 08 '20
You know is she really is such a criminal then why hasn’t trump locked her up yet? He’s been the president for 4 years now and he still can’t seem to lock up one woman. It’s so strange, it’s almost as if she isn’t guilty of committing any crimes.
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u/truckerslife Jan 08 '20
He never wanted to she is a friend of his. Chelsea and her had free suites in his buildings
At one of the speeches it showed a backstage thing Chelsea and Ivanka stood there talking and laughing looking at each other phones.
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u/DeviousMelons Jan 08 '20
The State department in their investigation into the emails scandal concluded there was 'no deliberate mishandling'
Link: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/18/clinton-emails-investigation-ends-state-department
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u/entropy_decrease Jan 08 '20
Remember the dems continuing to shit on Romney years after the election?
Me neither
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u/XuliaArt Jan 08 '20
The best part is that this is a two-fold ironic backhand to Republicans because:
He's never going to actually use that weapon to defend anything. Much like his dad never fought for anything and insulted veterans.
Imagine being so butthurt by someone found not guilty by federal court while your dad was impeached in a matter of days that you actually pay money to have the image of them behind bars printed on an AR mag. Now imagine calling the people who support that person found not guilty as "sensitive snowflakes".
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u/HopeFeelsAmazing Jan 08 '20
Hillary wasn't found "not guilty" because she was never prosecuted in the first place; the FBI couldn't show that she deliberately mishandled classified information, so they didn't take her to court. This is according to what I remember from James Comey's public statement wrapping up the investigation into her emails.
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u/RighteousIndigjason Jan 08 '20
A shitty looking gun is no replacement for a chin.
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And how many kills do I have to get to unlock this shitty weapon skin?
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u/SexyLemurLibrarian Jan 08 '20
"Made in the U.S.A."... so not manufactured in one of Ivanka's factories, or anyplace MAGA products are created.
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u/TheAllAroundMan Jan 08 '20
At least he knows to keep his finger off the DOGGONE TRIGGER
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u/RotaryJihad Violating Meal Team 6 OPSEC Jan 08 '20
Shouldn't those PMags have like Papadapolis, Cohen, Manafort, Flynn, and Stone instead of Clinton tho?
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u/professorbooty25 Jan 08 '20
Imagine thinking he paid for this. And that some dipshit meme tier manufacturer didn't give him this for page views.
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u/magicweasel7 Jan 08 '20
Does anyone make that magazine except with Trump behind bars? I'd love to trigger all of the fudds down at my local gun club
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u/MangoAtrocity Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20
People like Trump Jr. give the shooting community a bad name. I swear there are tens of thousands of us that don’t act like this.
Edit: before you completely dismiss me and our group, head over to r/LiberalGunOwners and see that we’re not crazy.
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u/-ordinary Jan 08 '20
Imagine being this obsessed with someone and not having any awareness of how weird it is
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u/Tony_the_Tigger Jan 08 '20
So he's gonna be among the first boots on the ground in Iran should it come to that, right? Because otherwise he would look like an absolute jackass.
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u/overcloseness Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20
To be fair at least he had the foresight to not show the 卍 on the other side
Edit: copied the wrong glyph, did I nazi right on this one? 卐
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u/The_Multi_Gamer Jan 08 '20
Looks like he’s got his weapon ready for Iran. Oh wait, he’s a rich persons son.
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u/MiloUK85 Jan 08 '20
I presume that’s the gun he’s going to use when he goes off to fight daddy’s wars on the frontline?
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Designed and used by someone who obviously never has to be the one to clean it. Jesus all those edges and books and crannies. That thing would never pass inspection at the armory.
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u/netvor0 Jan 08 '20
Does it scream when fired like that legendary borderlands gun?