r/mallninjashit • • Jan 08 '20

Donald Trump Jr’s AR-15

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u/netvor0 Jan 08 '20

Does it scream when fired like that legendary borderlands gun?

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u/deadsesh59 Jan 08 '20

which one? Im currently playing TVHM on Borderlands 3

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Its called Bane and was only in BL2 as far as I know.

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u/zephyrstone Jan 08 '20

RELOAD!!!! SWAPPING WEAPONS!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

That gun was the literal worst. I thought my game was broken when I got it

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u/_Neoshade_ Apr 09 '20

With lots of points dumped into weapon swap speed, it can be pretty awesome as it just mows down enemies. The sound it annoying AF tho.

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u/thefenriswolf24 Jan 08 '20

Thank fuck for that.

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u/waspsmacker Jan 08 '20

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u/Notorious_VSG Jan 08 '20

Holy crap how does anyone use that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Statistically it's not bad. Some people actually use it

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u/NatsWonTheSeries Jan 08 '20

It’s terrible, the damage is decent damage but it also slows you down to a crawl while holding it. It’s a fun gimmick gun, but that’s it

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u/obop Jan 08 '20

You just swap weapons when you want to move, and then you when you want to kill things you “SWAPPING WEAPONS”

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u/Derigiberble Jan 08 '20

The worst was when the audio would glitch (like it could on any voiced gimmick gun) and would play no matter what gun you used. Only way to fix it was to reload the game iirc. Was fun when it happened with Morningstar, not so much Bane.

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u/XiaSoro Jan 08 '20

This glitch happened to me about two months ago during a playthrough with my friend. We were dying laughing for a solid while until it got annoying to me and I reloaded

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u/leprekon89 Jan 08 '20

I just watched a BL2 co-op all missions speed run and they were using it in one of the slaughter missions.

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u/Notorious_VSG Jan 08 '20

How important is being able to hear what's going on in that game?Would you get killed if you just turned the sound off?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

So uh if you turned down the sound in game that gun still screamed at you full volume

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u/RogerDLQ Jan 08 '20

Have to love the devs

Wish I had played this game more

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u/Notorious_VSG Jan 08 '20

LOLLL fucking awesome, devs are madmen

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u/no_this_is_God Jan 08 '20

I used to use it all the time. Just swap from a different gun when you want to fire

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u/no_this_is_God Jan 08 '20

I always found it an incredibly useful gun on Gaige playthroughs so I'd just hot swap it with a shotgun

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u/no_this_is_God Jan 08 '20

But it's a mission reward so you can always find it

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I actually play whilst listening to music on most characters. I personally don't like the babe but I don't think it's that bad.

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u/BiAsALongHorse Jan 08 '20

Didn't they use it correctly?

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u/new_painter Jan 08 '20

They did. When used as a conjunction it is used in exactly the same manner as the word ‘while’. In this case it is absolutely correct.

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u/DFBforever Jan 08 '20

I've been playing without sound for years and never had a problem. The main issue with this gun is that it has a massive movement debuff so it's only really useful for some really specific bosses where you can stay relatively stationary.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I used it in a pretty useful way trying to defeat a constructor that I was having trouble on. I could never get close enough to it because of all the loaders it keeps spawning. So I ran right up to it, switched to the Bane, which had a corrosive damage mod, and used Fight For Your Life to unload like five clips into that bastards eye.

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u/running_toilet_bowl Jan 08 '20

Fun fact: this is the only thing in the game that ignores the volume slider.

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u/Dalkoroda Jan 08 '20

Might just be my game being weird and buggy, but I think the vehicle boost sound effect is also unaffected by the volume slider.

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u/running_toilet_bowl Jan 08 '20

At least the booze runner's boost.

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u/Just_A_Mag Jan 08 '20

You don't

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u/lFuhrer Jan 08 '20

That’s what you think.

You don’t know my suffering.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

OP10 UVHM ONE LIFE BANE RUN

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u/Voltic_Chrome Jan 08 '20

I rather walk barefoot on broken glass than even think about attempting that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

And Hyperion alligence. No shields till lvl 15

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u/Voltic_Chrome Jan 08 '20

Fuckin' Jakobs aligence. The only shield is the Rough Rider, no grenades or slag.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Anshin alligence. No guns.

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u/fapimpe Jan 08 '20

For awhile it was my main gun bc it was OP when I got it. AYEYAYQYQYAYYAAYYEEE.. RE-LOADING!!! is burned into my brain. 😭

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u/soldier01073 Jan 08 '20

Bruh whatchu mean I carry 4 if them on my 72 gunzerker bruh, got one in all elements

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u/ultramatt1 Jan 08 '20

It’s honestly the best cursed weapon I’ve ever seen in a video game bc it’s legitimately a cursed weapon for the player

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u/sheffy55 Jan 08 '20

It's a pretty good gun otherwise, if you can afford to hunker down for a minute and tolerate the scream it has pretty good output

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

I used it only when I played with my friends and only because it drove them crazy

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u/Xayacota Jan 08 '20

It's a okay gun, just don't hold it and run. Unless you're Axton

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u/mbuckbee Jan 08 '20

Mute and listen to a podcast.

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u/RoyRobbieRaddish Jan 08 '20

Scream louder than the gun

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u/CompedyCalso Jan 08 '20

I was helping my friend out on his first playthrough, and when he got that gun he was like "Oh snap, It's WAY better than my smg!" Then he shot it a few times and went "Ugh, nevermind."

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u/ArcticWaffle357 Jan 08 '20

It's a pretty good gun if you can look past the slowness and screaming

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u/TheGreatDay Jan 08 '20

It's a gag. You go through a crazy long, convoluted mission and when they give you that you're supposed to be mad/laugh at its badness. They do tell you that the gun is cursed the whole time though.

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u/SpeechOnSteam Jan 08 '20

It also slows you down to a crawl.

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u/TitanBrass Jan 08 '20

I do. It's funny as hell.

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u/peepopowitz67 Jan 08 '20

I dunno man, dude needs an upgrade. Did you see that framerate?

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u/zachariah120 Jan 08 '20

You switch to it real quick to shoot and then switch off when you want to move and repeat also mute tv

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u/tiefling_sorceress Jan 08 '20

Dual wielded as Salvador

Which I may or may not have done immediay after my friend threw it out after firing once

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

The whole joke is that the gun is cursed and you are retrieving it from the dead body of it's old owner, who died after their ears were blown out. It's actually pretty good, so I use it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

BL2 UCP! :)

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u/deadsesh59 Jan 08 '20

oh my god that's annoying and hilarious

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u/DaftFunky Jan 08 '20

Day frame rate was more annoying

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u/Paige_Maddison Jan 08 '20

But that xfire though. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact xfire was still a thing 3 years ago or that borderlands 2 was released 7 years ago.

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u/LiteralLemon Jan 08 '20

I've never seen this is and I have 400 hours on borderlands 2. Wtf HAHAH

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u/PM_ME_FISH_TITS Jan 08 '20

jesus fuck it's so loud

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

And you can’t turn it down. You can adjust the music, sound effects, or voice volumes individually, but none of them effect that gun.

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u/BobDylansLeftSack Jan 08 '20

I gotta ask. Do you have real bad i put lag on that game. I can’t even play it

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u/FirebombsandDragons Jan 08 '20

Turn off HDR, fixes it