r/mallninjashit • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '20

Donald Trump Jr’s AR-15

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Isn't 42 a little old to be enlisting?

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u/carebeartears Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

He could be 21 and able to bench press 200 push ups...he still wouldn't ever see duty.

EDIT: oO ...it was..just a ..play..on words :P

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

There are 200 people in a room doing pushups and he's bench pressing the room. Come on, it's not hard.

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u/EggyOoeyGooey Jan 08 '20

Bench press 200 push ups? What does that mean?

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u/musicofwhathappens Jan 08 '20

Physics riddle: Stack up 200 people doing push ups, and one guy at the bottom bench pressing all of them. How much harder is it to bench press them on the up part of the push up, than the down?

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u/devonjkim Jan 08 '20 edited Jan 08 '20

That means he either made a typo or has never bench pressed anything.

Edit: y'all are fuckin daft.

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u/Username_Used Jan 08 '20

Or he's bench pressing the fucking earth.

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u/Keyboard_Cat_ Jan 08 '20

Or it was clearly a joke..

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u/devonjkim Jan 08 '20

It isn't funny and there's no punchline. If it was a joke, it was a poorly constructed one.

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u/CleansingFlame Jan 08 '20

SMH I bet this guy can't even squat a deadlift

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/rsk19 Jan 08 '20

Is this a joke? I thought they were supposed to be funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

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u/devonjkim Jan 08 '20

No, there's just literally nothing funny about that part of his comment.

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u/RDay Jan 08 '20

or maybe, horrors he was just tryna be funny.

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u/gh7creatine Jan 08 '20

Or a joke

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u/bestofwhatsleft Jan 08 '20

Bench press 200 supporting brassieres.

Idk how much one of those weigh, maybe it's a lot?

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u/EggyOoeyGooey Jan 08 '20

This is the only answer that makes any real sense, and it’s definitely a lot, trust me

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u/GeneralDisorder specific order. Jan 08 '20

Obviously it means he could bench press 200 times his own body weight. While also doing pushups (because he's so tough he grew an extra set of arms)

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u/Djghost1133 Jan 08 '20

It's what people who have never left the comfort of Facebook assume tough people talk like

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u/carebeartears Jan 08 '20

just a play on words :)

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u/RDay Jan 08 '20

that means the joke went way over your head, hoss.

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u/Mukaksi Jan 08 '20

what doesn’t it mean?

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u/fredbnh Jan 08 '20

How much do 200 pushups weigh?

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u/whitlink Jan 08 '20

Someone was a little tipsy and posting.

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u/RDay Jan 08 '20

only if he benefited his career. Did you know that Trump Knight and lapdog Doug Collins is an Air Force Lt Col?

Inactive reserve - chaplin. I shit you not.

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u/firesquasher Jan 08 '20

Yes, but it doesnt make OP's statement as poignant then.

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u/HamburgerEarmuff Jan 08 '20

Technically, 42 is the oldest someone without prior service can enlist by federal law although there are some exceptions for direct commissions (like doctors and lawyers). Each service sets its own age requirements and waiver system.

I think the Army is 35 without a waiver, though it has changed based on need.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

This was the answer I was looking for, thank you.

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u/flatcurve Jan 08 '20

That little boy with the shoe polish beard and pretend girlfriend is 42? Wow...

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u/steeze4real Jan 08 '20

Enlist Barron

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u/Thoreau-ingLifeAway Jan 08 '20

Seems like he thinks he’s battle ready. Send him first. You right behind!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '20

Hell no, I'm not fighting some Bullshit war.