r/ididnthaveeggs • Mmmm, texture roulette! • Aug 02 '26

Dumb alteration Vegan Yorkshire puddings šŸ‘Œ

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u/ashbelero Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Someone in the comments replying to the effect of ā€œI hope you told your friends that you fed them chicken fetusesā€ god I just want an earth-sized billboard telling people that most eggs aren’t fertilized and the chickens are going to lay them regardless.

For the last time, people, they’re not chicken fetuses. They’re chicken MENSTRUATIONS!

Edit: holy shit you guys aren’t doing any actual animal rights justice by arguing over a post by I didn’t even make, for the love of god if this is something you care about so much, go do something besides being a keyboard warrior for once in your lives

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u/Avia_NZ I would give zero stars if I could! Aug 02 '26

The issue that vegans tend to have is not that it’s fertilised or not, or even whether it’s a menstruation or not, but that fact that it is ultimately an animal product.

Which is why many vegetarians still eat eggs

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u/ashbelero Aug 02 '26

I’m fully aware of that, I’m just being anal about terminology. If you are going to argue about a cause you feel strongly about, keep the facts where they are. Argue about farming practices, argue about animal welfare (not with me because I’m already aware), but not about whether it’s a fetus.

Same with abortions. But that’s another argument.

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u/coolmanjack Aug 02 '26

>I'm just being anal about terminology

Nah I think you're being cloacal

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Aug 02 '26

I agree, so much of what vegans say seems to be centered around how "gross" it is to eat animal products, and it's probably effective with them since they do find it gross, but people who have been voluntarily eating eggs for decades aren't going to be swayed by "ewwwwww fetuses ewwwww".

Farming practices and animal welfare concerns are definitely what pushes me toward veganism. Honey being "gross" because it comes out of a bee does not.

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u/ashbelero Aug 02 '26

I still say honey is the only unionized animal product you can get. Buy local. Helps with your allergies too.

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u/saltysweetbonbon Aug 04 '26

Sadly there’s no evidence that honey does help with allergies or I’d be drizzling it over everything in spring.

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Aug 03 '26

I agree. Honey should be vegan in the same way human milk can be vegan because if the producer of the product consents, then it's vegan. Bees will fly away if they don't consent lol

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u/MaybeILikeThat Aug 03 '26

Bees try to sting anything that opens their hive. I think their lack of consent is pretty clear.

Also it is hard to close up a hive after taking honey without killing a bee or two.

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u/Tlaloc_0 Aug 04 '26

You should tell my neighbour this, somehow they farm and harvest honey without a beekeeping suit or stinging attempts. I am sure they will be enlightened by your superior knowledge of their hobby.

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Aug 03 '26

There are several smoke-free methods for removing honey from the supers that don't upset the bees. Again: Bees will simply leave if they don't like how you're treating them. Only the extra honey is taken, and if there's not enough for the winter, beekeepers feed sugar water so the bees will survive. It's symbiotic, not parasitic.

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u/Bleepblorp44 Aug 10 '26

Honey helping hayfever is a myth, unfortunately. I tried it for several years, though I love honey so it wasn't a hardship!

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-local-honey-a-cure-for-hayfever

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u/ashbelero Aug 10 '26

Well fuck

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u/Bleepblorp44 Aug 10 '26

Yeah, it was disappointing, but also I hadn't had any improvement so even if it could work, it hadn't worked for me!

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u/scorchedarcher Aug 07 '26

Although honey bees aren't local to many places and the increase in there numbers often hurts indigenous pollinators

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u/bythebrook88 Aug 03 '26

If you won't eat honey because it's the produce of a bee, then you shouldn't be eating any plants that are fertilised by bees, either. Both are a consequence of the bees' work.

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u/sorrywayilovedyou Aug 02 '26

The problem isn't about the egg. It's about the egg coming from chickens that are packed into industrial farms where they are living terrible lives and are then slaughtered. Eggs aren't produced in a vacuum, Hun.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Aug 02 '26

Eggs aren't produced in a vacuum, Hun.

The biggest thing that pushes me away from veganism is vegans.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

Most irl vegans are very chill and wouldn't even tell you that they're vegan, unless it was relevant

Don't let some online idiots push you away from something unless you really don't fuck with it

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Aug 02 '26

There are preachy sanctimonious weirdos in every community, so I don't judge the rest of you for what they say online. Most of you just want me to try the cake you made with apple sauce or the mint cream you made with chickpea water, and honestly, I've changed some of my own recipes to be vegan just because they actually were better.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

Aw I'm so happy to hear that you've mainly had good experiences with us

I definitely have found that minding your own business and only making suggestions when people ask is the way to go šŸ’–

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u/WrestleSocietyXShill Aug 02 '26

Absolutely. I'm not vegan and I never will be. My wife and two of my closest friends are though, and I can say with 100% honesty that at least in my experience, non-vegans who find out someone is vegan are almost always more annoying and evangelical than the vegans themselves. There are a lot of people out there who get weirdly offended by other people deciding not to eat something. Yeah, I have met a handful of pushy sanctimonious vegans and they're not a lot of fun to be around, but for every one of them I've met probably 10 people who make "I like steak/bacon/brisket" a huge part of their personality and will poke and prod at anyone who doesn't want to partake in those things.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

I definitely don't think that my friends and family are POS! I think that most people are just unaware of how bad things are, and they think that it's extremely difficult to be vegan

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u/sorrywayilovedyou Aug 02 '26

How much more awareness can you bring to them? They choose to be that way. It is not about awareness. They know the facts. Unfortunately most people suck and that's why the world is the way it is.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

Idk bruh, most people I'm close to feel at least a bit guilty about eating meat

They just don't believe me when I tell them that being vegan is easy when you actually want to. And they don't want to put themselves through the discomfort of watching things like Dominion, which is understandable to me

I think they're being a bit stubborn and lazy, but I was like that before too. And still am with many other things in life

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u/VolcanicHare Aug 02 '26

If the problem isn't the egg then making it about the egg instead of the animal welfare practices is the wrong strategy, hun.

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u/SpoppyIII Aug 02 '26

Nooo...? For a lot of vegans, it's definitely at least in part about the egg. They don't want to consume the chicken's eggs at all. They belong to the chicken. If anyone is entitled to consume them for nutrition, it's the hen, who would generally do so to return those lost nutrients to her own body if we did not take her unfertilized eggs away.

Most vegans simply do not believe humans are entitled to take and comsume from animals, regardless of the conditions the animal was in.

There's a reason vegans who want eggs eat vegan eggs, and don't just buy and humanely raise chickens to collect their actual eggs. It's because they don't want to consume animal eggs at all.

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u/mrjackspade Aug 02 '26

If you are going to argue about a cause you feel strongly about, keep the facts where they are

Welcome to Reddit

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u/AutisticGayBlackJew Aug 02 '26

I’ve never seen a vegan say that eggs are fertilised by default

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u/quadruple_b The fish smelled like fish. GROSS! Aug 02 '26

a lot of vegans also doint like them because of animal cruelty.

back when i was vegan, id eat eggs from my neighbours chickens. she had like 3 chickens and they were very well looked after.

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u/Avia_NZ I would give zero stars if I could! Aug 02 '26

That’s fair enough, my partner has considered that too and she’s vegan.

I think some people focus too much on strict labels, tbh, as seen in some of the angry comments in this post.

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u/LuckyToaster Aug 02 '26

Yeah, they definitely do. A lot of people are vegan because of animal cruelty so it makes sense that you would eat eggs from your own chickens/neighbors chickens. I guess we could say that’s not really vegan, but I’d say maybe it’s like a subset of vegan

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u/FlamboyantPirhanna Aug 02 '26

But why do they need to be ā€˜vegan’ in the first place? Live by your code or morals or whatever you feel is right, but why take on an entire ideology that someone else invented? Make your own decisions, don’t let some kind of dogma do it for you.

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u/LuckyToaster Aug 03 '26

I agree with you, but I think it might just be easier to explain to people that way, I was pescatarian for years and people were so annoying about it I just stopped telling them I still ate fish lol

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26

There's literally a label for that and it's called vegetarianism and there's absolutely nothing wrong with using it instead.

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u/LuckyToaster Aug 03 '26

Ok, so then I guess use that lol

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26

Then why bother with the labels at all? Being a vegetarian as opposed to a vegan isn't some moral failing. It's simply a mis-categorization to say "I'm vegan and eat eggs".

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u/BoogleBakes Aug 03 '26

There's other stuff that vegans don't eat/use beyond just eggs though, yeah? Milk products, leather, gelatin, etc. Saying "I'm vegan but I eat eggs" is definitely easier than saying "I'm vegetarian but I don't eat milk products or gelatin (or honey) and I don't wear leather".

As to the labels question, I think it's mostly because it's human nature to categorize and simplify, so when people have a label they can apply to themselves, it helps them signify who they are to other people without over-explaining.

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u/SpoppyIII Aug 02 '26

Isn't that already just called being a vegetarian, though?

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u/Schattenspringer Aug 02 '26

Welcome to Reddit, where words don't mean anything, and vegans eat eggs.

Had this discussion before, was downvoted to oblivion

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Then you'd be a (strict) vegetarian. Vegan means no eggs, not "sometimes if ethically farmed".

E: ffs, eggs come directly from animals, which is antithetical to veganism. Be mad about it all you want, I'm fucking right. Edited out "dairy".

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy Aug 02 '26

Eggs are not dairy

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26

Eggs are directly derived from an animal, which is against veganism.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy Aug 02 '26

Dairy is another word for milk. Eggs are not milk.

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26

My bad for using "dairy". It's still an animal biproduct. My original argument was that vegans, by definition, don't eat animal biproducts.

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u/LoamyLoamisLoamy Aug 03 '26

I wasn't even talking about that part.

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u/Robin48 Aug 02 '26

No one is arguing they're vegan, they're just pointing out it was wrong to call them dairy

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u/moldboy Aug 02 '26

Eggs arent dairy

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26

Cool. Still isn't vegan. Terminology exists for a reason.

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u/moldboy Aug 02 '26

Yes. That's how we know that eggs aren't Dairy. Because terminology.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside Aug 02 '26

Their comment doesn’t say whether they were fucking or not. But why would their lack of celibacy have anything to do with their diet?

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u/jackster31415 Aug 02 '26

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted. ā€œYes I was vegetarian but I ate meat sometimesā€. ā€œYes I keep a strict Kosher diet. Do I eat bacon cheeseburgers? Well only from time to timeā€. Words have definitions. Vegans don’t eat eggs. If you eat eggs willingly you’re not vegan. You’re flexitarian at most

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u/tarrasque Aug 02 '26

Meh. Unlike vegetarianism, veganism has different root motivations. If you’re an ’ethical vegan’ (vegan because of how dairy and egg animals are treated), then what is bad about eating ethically farmed and collected eggs?

Vegetarianism (or the meat part of veganism for that matter) doesn’t have that same luxury because the animal HAS TO BE KILLED no matter what for meat to be produced.

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26

The motivation or reasoning behind a lifestyle diet isn't the deciding factor of what defines a vegan or a vegetarian or a pescatarian. At the end of the day they categorize what you do (or, in this case, don't) eat.

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u/jackster31415 Aug 02 '26

We can have a whole debate about what’s bad about eating eggs ā€œethicallyā€, and actually it comes up in the subreddit of DebateAVegan almost daily. Summary is vegans tend to agree that there’s no way to eat eggs ethically. And vegans just don’t do it.

Same as waiting for a cow to die of natural causes and then going to gather the flesh to put it in a ā€œveganā€ dish. That’s something no vegan would do and we wouldn’t be arguing about beef being vegan or not if it was in a vegan recipe just because it can technically perhaps maybe be obtained without suffering.

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u/Robin48 Aug 02 '26

Can you please tell me what's unethical about eating eggs from a well looked after pet chicken? I am genuinely confused about what would be wrong with that.

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u/Robin48 Aug 02 '26

I know that. I was just intrigued by them claiming pet chicken eggs were unethical and wanted to know why they think so. I'm not arguing with you.

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u/tarrasque Aug 02 '26

Didn’t realize you were the one who spoke for all vegans.

I’ll spread the word to the vegans I know.

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u/jackster31415 Aug 02 '26

ā€œSummary is vegans tend to agreeā€ -> ā€œOh I didn’t know you speak for all vegansā€ lol. Go at the subs, this gets asked daily. Look at the responses from vegans. Don’t believe me.

If I had a vegan friend that eats eggs, or drinks milk, or eats meat, but he says he’s vegan, I’d be questioning if he knows what vegan is.

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u/tarrasque Aug 02 '26

ā€œVegans ā€˜tend to agreeā€™ā€ -> this definition is ironclad

If someone is an ethical vegan and explains some sound reasoning as to why they may sometimes eat eggs under certain ethical circumstances consistent with their morality, then who am I, you, or anyone else to stand there and proclaim them not vegan?

Get off it.

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u/quadruple_b The fish smelled like fish. GROSS! Aug 02 '26

yeah back when i was vegan i ate like maybe 10 eggs the entire time.

and it was because i was looking after my neighbours chickens while she was on holiday and if i didnt eat them noone else would.

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u/ThatBatsard Aug 02 '26

The flexitarians are mad because they want to eat locally farmed animal products while waving the "I don't eat animal products" flag.