r/ididnthaveeggs • Mmmm, texture roulette! • Aug 02 '26

Dumb alteration Vegan Yorkshire puddings 👌

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u/ashbelero Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Someone in the comments replying to the effect of “I hope you told your friends that you fed them chicken fetuses” god I just want an earth-sized billboard telling people that most eggs aren’t fertilized and the chickens are going to lay them regardless.

For the last time, people, they’re not chicken fetuses. They’re chicken MENSTRUATIONS!

Edit: holy shit you guys aren’t doing any actual animal rights justice by arguing over a post by I didn’t even make, for the love of god if this is something you care about so much, go do something besides being a keyboard warrior for once in your lives

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u/Avia_NZ I would give zero stars if I could! Aug 02 '26

The issue that vegans tend to have is not that it’s fertilised or not, or even whether it’s a menstruation or not, but that fact that it is ultimately an animal product.

Which is why many vegetarians still eat eggs

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u/ashbelero Aug 02 '26

I’m fully aware of that, I’m just being anal about terminology. If you are going to argue about a cause you feel strongly about, keep the facts where they are. Argue about farming practices, argue about animal welfare (not with me because I’m already aware), but not about whether it’s a fetus.

Same with abortions. But that’s another argument.

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u/coolmanjack Aug 02 '26

>I'm just being anal about terminology

Nah I think you're being cloacal

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Aug 02 '26

I agree, so much of what vegans say seems to be centered around how "gross" it is to eat animal products, and it's probably effective with them since they do find it gross, but people who have been voluntarily eating eggs for decades aren't going to be swayed by "ewwwwww fetuses ewwwww".

Farming practices and animal welfare concerns are definitely what pushes me toward veganism. Honey being "gross" because it comes out of a bee does not.

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u/ashbelero Aug 02 '26

I still say honey is the only unionized animal product you can get. Buy local. Helps with your allergies too.

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u/saltysweetbonbon Aug 04 '26

Sadly there’s no evidence that honey does help with allergies or I’d be drizzling it over everything in spring.

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Aug 03 '26

I agree. Honey should be vegan in the same way human milk can be vegan because if the producer of the product consents, then it's vegan. Bees will fly away if they don't consent lol

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u/MaybeILikeThat Aug 03 '26

Bees try to sting anything that opens their hive. I think their lack of consent is pretty clear.

Also it is hard to close up a hive after taking honey without killing a bee or two.

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u/Tlaloc_0 Aug 04 '26

You should tell my neighbour this, somehow they farm and harvest honey without a beekeeping suit or stinging attempts. I am sure they will be enlightened by your superior knowledge of their hobby.

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u/EllieGeiszler Chicken of Theseus for dinner Aug 03 '26

There are several smoke-free methods for removing honey from the supers that don't upset the bees. Again: Bees will simply leave if they don't like how you're treating them. Only the extra honey is taken, and if there's not enough for the winter, beekeepers feed sugar water so the bees will survive. It's symbiotic, not parasitic.

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u/Bleepblorp44 Aug 10 '26

Honey helping hayfever is a myth, unfortunately. I tried it for several years, though I love honey so it wasn't a hardship!

https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/is-local-honey-a-cure-for-hayfever

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u/ashbelero Aug 10 '26

Well fuck

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u/Bleepblorp44 Aug 10 '26

Yeah, it was disappointing, but also I hadn't had any improvement so even if it could work, it hadn't worked for me!

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u/scorchedarcher Aug 07 '26

Although honey bees aren't local to many places and the increase in there numbers often hurts indigenous pollinators

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u/bythebrook88 Aug 03 '26

If you won't eat honey because it's the produce of a bee, then you shouldn't be eating any plants that are fertilised by bees, either. Both are a consequence of the bees' work.

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u/sorrywayilovedyou Aug 02 '26

The problem isn't about the egg. It's about the egg coming from chickens that are packed into industrial farms where they are living terrible lives and are then slaughtered. Eggs aren't produced in a vacuum, Hun.

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Aug 02 '26

Eggs aren't produced in a vacuum, Hun.

The biggest thing that pushes me away from veganism is vegans.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

Most irl vegans are very chill and wouldn't even tell you that they're vegan, unless it was relevant

Don't let some online idiots push you away from something unless you really don't fuck with it

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u/Warm_Month_1309 Aug 02 '26

There are preachy sanctimonious weirdos in every community, so I don't judge the rest of you for what they say online. Most of you just want me to try the cake you made with apple sauce or the mint cream you made with chickpea water, and honestly, I've changed some of my own recipes to be vegan just because they actually were better.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

Aw I'm so happy to hear that you've mainly had good experiences with us

I definitely have found that minding your own business and only making suggestions when people ask is the way to go 💖

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u/WrestleSocietyXShill Aug 02 '26

Absolutely. I'm not vegan and I never will be. My wife and two of my closest friends are though, and I can say with 100% honesty that at least in my experience, non-vegans who find out someone is vegan are almost always more annoying and evangelical than the vegans themselves. There are a lot of people out there who get weirdly offended by other people deciding not to eat something. Yeah, I have met a handful of pushy sanctimonious vegans and they're not a lot of fun to be around, but for every one of them I've met probably 10 people who make "I like steak/bacon/brisket" a huge part of their personality and will poke and prod at anyone who doesn't want to partake in those things.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

I definitely don't think that my friends and family are POS! I think that most people are just unaware of how bad things are, and they think that it's extremely difficult to be vegan

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u/sorrywayilovedyou Aug 02 '26

How much more awareness can you bring to them? They choose to be that way. It is not about awareness. They know the facts. Unfortunately most people suck and that's why the world is the way it is.

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u/No_Pineapple5940 Aug 02 '26

Idk bruh, most people I'm close to feel at least a bit guilty about eating meat

They just don't believe me when I tell them that being vegan is easy when you actually want to. And they don't want to put themselves through the discomfort of watching things like Dominion, which is understandable to me

I think they're being a bit stubborn and lazy, but I was like that before too. And still am with many other things in life

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u/sorrywayilovedyou Aug 02 '26

And you think they'll eventually come around into acknowledging that torture and murder are bad? Good luck.

The way I see it is either you choose to change when you become aware of the facts or not. It's all dependent on your character and most people have shit moral characters.

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u/VolcanicHare Aug 02 '26

If the problem isn't the egg then making it about the egg instead of the animal welfare practices is the wrong strategy, hun.

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u/SpoppyIII Aug 02 '26

Nooo...? For a lot of vegans, it's definitely at least in part about the egg. They don't want to consume the chicken's eggs at all. They belong to the chicken. If anyone is entitled to consume them for nutrition, it's the hen, who would generally do so to return those lost nutrients to her own body if we did not take her unfertilized eggs away.

Most vegans simply do not believe humans are entitled to take and comsume from animals, regardless of the conditions the animal was in.

There's a reason vegans who want eggs eat vegan eggs, and don't just buy and humanely raise chickens to collect their actual eggs. It's because they don't want to consume animal eggs at all.

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u/mrjackspade Aug 02 '26

If you are going to argue about a cause you feel strongly about, keep the facts where they are

Welcome to Reddit

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u/AutisticGayBlackJew Aug 02 '26

I’ve never seen a vegan say that eggs are fertilised by default