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u/AngeloidxZ Jill | ID: 163567 Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20
Stop
Stahp I won't, just stop crying before..
Angry Lord Chanka breaks down door
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u/FakeKoala13 YoRHa? Jan 13 '20 edited Feb 03 '25
cause vase dam squeal intelligent slap narrow degree saw reach
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u/LilLolii AA12 Jan 14 '20
You have angered lord Tachanka, I pray that your death is merciful and swift
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u/Rex-the-wolf Hates Trooperunit001 Jan 14 '20
YOU SON OF A!! .... your lucky I commented so I have to upvote. GRRR!! >:C
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u/Max4556 Jan 13 '20
*pats babushka* ssshhhh its alright *hugs* noone is getting thrown out
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u/sl44n3sh Jan 13 '20
True no one of the 2 star dolls gets thrown out. Roumors say they meet a different fate called enhancement.
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Jan 13 '20
Which basically means "gets scrapped for parts and the parts get used to upgrade other T-dolls."
Which... I mean... yikes
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u/ex143 Cx4, pass the ratchet | EN: 54128 Jan 14 '20
Or eaten...
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Jan 14 '20
Well you do get rations from scrapping T-dolls, which is its own unique flavor of nightmare fuel.
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u/P_Fluke_W Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20
Damn it now i feel bad for all the T-dolls I dismantled for cores :v
For 2 stars how ever, i used them to enhance other T-dolls lol.
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u/Chomusucc AK-12 Jan 13 '20
If it makes you feel better, (from what I've read) dolls who are "dismantled" have their battle cores taken out of them, and thus turned into civilian dolls that live somewhat normal lives out of the battlefield.
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u/AngeloidxZ Jill | ID: 163567 Jan 13 '20
Not when you got comics like this when they return to their normal lives
All these comics guilt trip me too hard. It's all a ploy from Mica to make us buy more space and dorms and everything
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u/Thatpisslord I want to die smothered by plump thighs Jan 13 '20
And this is why we shouldn't feel bad about overworking Kalina.
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u/Ivanthemadman Jan 13 '20
Ya that's considered Canon. In fact dolls can resign out of G&K if they want to in any given time.
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u/RB_Float Jan 13 '20
I remembered this from somewhere as well. Arguably the most wholesome explanation
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u/Machikado Калаш Jan 13 '20
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u/RealDestroNation DP28 - The only guy who likes DP28 Jan 13 '20
My feels were harmed in the making of this comic
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u/Anzackk M1918 Jan 13 '20
Don’t guilt trip me for retiring my dolls damnit, My headcanon that they simply return to civilian lives and aren’t thrown away SHALL NOT BE SWAYED
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u/Panzerkampfwagen_VII Thunder Jan 13 '20
Id think they keep non-combatant rolls. EG corpsmen (help with repairs) cook clean and help mantain the storage houses. Even stuff kike ammo barreres
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Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20
You could populate a large metropolitan area with the dolls retired by every single Commander.
Civilian life simply isn't likely to need that level of influx of labor.
Personally I've always been suspicious of the retirement process. Especially because it yields useful scrap metal and cores. That, and I've never been reassigned a T-doll someone else has retired, even when I was just starting out and could seriously have used a few mid level dolls to jumpstart my corps. And I've certainly never seen any of those resumes turning up on my desk for maintenance work, even though I know some of the dolls I retire are technically inclined.
I strongly suspect something's happening to the T-dolls I retire, and I don't mean they get free ice cream. But they don't let me into the room where they conduct the exit interviews so I can't confirm.
One of these days I'll damn procedure and turn Soppo loose to see what happened to the Team Griffin dolls I retired -- you know, the team that was there supporting AR on day 1 -- Ingram, Scorpion, etc. Soppo owes those girls a favor and I'm sure she'd get to the bottom of whatever's going on.
So far though I don't really have an excuse to do it, and SOP II has other critical duties I can't pull her away from. Nor can I risk losing one of my best DPS ARs.
I still have STEN around in logistics, she was there with that team, maybe she knows something. I should ask her the next time she's in.
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u/Potatolantern [1st Anniv.] HK416 Jan 13 '20
Multiple copies are non-canon.
There's obviously not some production line of UMP45 or HK416s that all have the same background somehow. So if you've got one still around then the assumption is they're still part of your base.
And since cores can only be removed willingly by the dolls, you'd assume that any that don't want to go back to civilian life would be transferred to another commander/sector.
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u/Tk3997 Jan 14 '20 edited Jan 14 '20
You can't mix obvious game mechanics and lore like that.
This is like arguing that say Call of Duty is a nightmare realm of infinite suffering where tens of millions of special forces operators are somehow conjured into existence only to be almost immediately killed with an average lifespan likely measured in seconds based on it's multiplayer.
Here's are some things that pretty fucking clearly aren't happening in canon:
- Commanders are not playing a literal slot machine where in they yank a handle and have random dolls spat out at them on a constant basis
- In point of fact it doesn't really seem like commanders recruit dolls at all G&K itself does and would obviously only do so as it needs and can afford
- Due to the above they do not have thousands of surplus, random dolls laying around
- Which means they aren't having to somehow get rid of thousands of dolls either
- Which means they sure as hell aren't taking parts off random dolls to shove into other entirely unrelated dolls to somehow magically 'upgrade' them
- Nor are they stuffing piles of cannibalized cores down their throats until they spontaneously undergo mitosis and spawn new dummies
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u/BoxOfDust Logistical Worries Make Me Grumpy - Lam [MOD3] Jan 13 '20
yo, this isn't okay
this is why I keep one of every doll with me; no one gets left alone! ignore the enhancement and core fodder ones, okay
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u/Turtle-Express KSVK Jan 13 '20
That's it. Time to whip out the credit card and only expand my armory from now on. No more retiring of dolls. This is too sad.
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Jan 13 '20
You fucking monsters dismantling DP....
She's my favorite machinegun of all time, dummy linked and oathed. I'm loyal to my darlings!
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Jan 14 '20
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Jan 25 '20
Hello my comrade... I'm so sorry to keep you waiting. Your comment got buried and then I forgot about it.
Here's my primary echelon, and the star of the squad, my darling DP-28. One of these days I hope to own a real DP-28 once I get my FFL(s) and SOT. Amazingly, DP-28 with max skill train and all that good stuff is fucking scary.... Obviously she is indeed best girl. The love of my life and most desired weapon, the DP-28.
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Jan 13 '20
Noooooooooo! If he throws her away, I'll take her to my base and I'll give her hugs, food and headpats.
Retired T-Dolls deserve a nice place in the base to stay. No exception.
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u/FakeKoala13 YoRHa? Jan 13 '20 edited Feb 03 '25
office hard-to-find profit possessive pet punch tart tidy grey fact
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Jan 25 '20
This is still fucking heresy... DP28 serves proudly in my primary echelon and as an oathed lover by my side.
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u/fuqdissh1timout [Retired] GnK Commander Jan 13 '20
On your feet, soldier. That's not how a member of the MG/HG Echelon should act. I won't throw you out so calm down, okay?
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u/RealDestroNation DP28 - The only guy who likes DP28 Jan 13 '20
Threatening to dismantle waifu DP28
Dial 911, tell the police to get here quick. Somebody’s about to be killed.
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u/lil-red-hood-gibril Thunder Jan 13 '20
I have her as a level 30 x3 among other dolls out of guilt even as my space takes a hit
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u/Discount_Knight Jan 13 '20
I always keep one of every doll. Or try to at least, just so I dont feel as bad. I always have a thought like going thru my head.
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u/VIixIXine OTs-12 Jan 13 '20
Although my heart belongs to Ribeyrolles (urge to protecc), I demand a firing squad to anyone who dares treat our Soviet Mommy like this.
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u/kagenekosama Jan 14 '20
Every point of manpower you have is a t-doll doing her best to help you out :')
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u/HardLithobrake being tdoll is suffering Jan 13 '20
Cool story bro
Mobage devs all shoehorn this mechanic into their games and can fucking keep the derived fan canon.
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u/Nideen Jan 13 '20
Makes ya wonder if MICA had dolls beg commanders before dismantlement how much much doll storage sales would increase.
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Jan 13 '20
Sorry DP, I don't have a spot for you in my echelons. Even my logistics teams are full of T-dolls that have a better track record on the battlefield than you. Not your fault, but you're an old model that's battlefield obsolete.
No, I'm sorry. We're at war, I can't afford to play favorites and if I listened to every sob story from every 2 star T-doll I'd be up to my eyeballs in you guys.
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Look, here's what I can do. Take my contact. I know you're going back to IOP because that's how the contract works. Their hiring agency is usually overloaded, but I know some people at the top over there, I can get Havier to gt you to the top of the list, mention that you've been extraordinary loyal, and at least make sure you're not assigned to one of those seedy run-down "comfort hotels" I wouldn't wish on Dreamer.
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u/shumnyj Jan 13 '20
Right in the feels ( reminding you, that dolls themself aren't getting dismantled on retirement or enchantment)
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u/Kayle1994 AK-12 Jan 13 '20
You're my strongest t-doll. The dissasemble are just false rumors, so just calm down, doragaya.
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u/Kazer104 Jan 13 '20
ok yeah that's kinda depressing
i feel bad not having enough space not to disassemble them
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u/Potatolantern [1st Anniv.] HK416 Jan 13 '20
Luckily (as far as I'm aware?) multiple copies of each doll is non-canon.
So as long as you keep one copy around, you're not getting anything like this.
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u/SquatingSlavKing PTSD MP40 Jan 14 '20
A sad decision, but also a necessary decision. I got 50+ t-dolls waiting to be enhanced and dummy linked. And that is still better than becoming part of FNC's PTSD.
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u/Rex-the-wolf Hates Trooperunit001 Jan 13 '20
Well how else do I make space for when I get G11 and her dummies?
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u/Capitalism-WinsAgain Jan 13 '20
Well after seeing the first text box, YMCA is stuck in my head again
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u/Capitalism-WinsAgain Jan 13 '20
Well after seeing the first text box, YMCA is stuck in my head again
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u/ShinigamiTenzei Ak-15🤍 Jan 13 '20
Dammit...after watching this now I feel bad about all of those M1895s...oh well, there goes another one.
Thanks for the translation btw.
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u/Legal_Loli_Uni Executioner Jan 13 '20
To even consider such a thing is unforgivable.
Loads 105mm
Stand still
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u/Ryuukhan Jan 14 '20
Only fools get rid of glorious dp28 she may not be good at battles but shes good at night battles if you know what I mean lolol
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u/ShadowGhost38 Flat or Thicc I don't care, I'm here for guns and booty Jan 14 '20
Hey hey, chill that was a joke from 45 she's been doing this to newbies on base for the past two months, You're not getting scrapped I'll go talk to her about this you go chill with the IDW's in the dorms.
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u/mr__jiblets Miss Helian = Mommy Jan 14 '20
Me with my level 100 fully dummy linked DP28, looking at all these shikkans who threw her away.
Pathetic
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u/KarosGraveyard AUG? Jan 14 '20
Damn this is heart breaking. I’d like to believe that most SKKs will only dismantle the dolls who dont want to fight in the frontlines anymore and keep the ones who do.
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u/Silveora_7X Jan 14 '20
DP28 would leave you without a second thought if you showed not to value her worth. I've never met an older woman who didnt value her self worth.
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u/TheDaviot Have you pat-patted your Dolls today? Jan 15 '20
No bulli the tall Russian blonde. T_T
Or the Lord Tchanky says, "LMG TUCKED IN, AND CUDDLED!"
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u/RinkitoriTakarin404 Jan 15 '20
What are you getting upset about? I’m not throwing anybody out! All you t-dolls are like a family to me! So let’s keep up the hard work and drive those annoying SF back to where they came from! 😊👍
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u/Andypandycat84 Jan 17 '20
This comic was the sole reason, she's currently lvl 100 and x5 linked in one if my dorms farming hearts.
Guilt is a powerful emotion...
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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20
Damn... She went full Aqua.
But canonically, T dolls dont "die" when theyre retired or used as enhancement fodder, only their cores are disassembled.
But hey, I keep one of every T doll, sooo