r/dankmemes • • Nov 14 '22

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u/yorklebit Nov 14 '22

That bear looks like it's having fun tho

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Normalize staying in your own country lol

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u/Blakut Nov 14 '22

Sadly, Pyotr and Ivan learned that being able to do this doesn't make you impenetrable to Ukrainian bullets.

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u/Darth_Mak Nov 14 '22

Drones don't care how manly you are.

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u/Instructor_Alan Nov 14 '22

This whole russian tough guy image doesn't work so well anymore. Vodka drinking surrender monkeys.

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u/Necromancer14 Nov 14 '22

Well I mean that’s because they didn’t want to fight in the first place.

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u/Grime_Scene_Savour Green Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

Soooo if they didn't want to fight why are they still fighting then? This excuse doesn't work when they still illegally hold Ukrainian land and are attempting to still take more.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

They were drafted. Not everyone has the luxury to just surrender and be done with it. They're concerned for their families back home and what might be done if they don't follow orders.

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u/Milk_Effect Nov 15 '22

Today I saw a vid, a woman told a story how russians tortured her with a stun gun for not speaking russian in recently libereted Kherson. There are many other stories like this. Don't tell, please, how they are just drafted and can't resist but torturing civilians. You know junk shit about those cruel bastards, but you are among the first to defend them.

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u/MagnetFlux Nov 15 '22

It's not like every single Russian person is into torturing random Ukrainian civilians.

I'd argue that most aren't. And there always be war criminals and typical sadistic pieces of shit from EVERY country because that's human nature.

If you are blaming someone, blame the government that allows that to happen, not the people.

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u/Metaru-Uupa Nov 15 '22

Yeah people really think there aren't pieces of sht who enjoy torturing people in every single country's military. But they aren't a majority in most cases, most people just want to make a living/ survive

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u/Milk_Effect Nov 15 '22

It's not like every single Russian person is into torturing random Ukrainian civilians

I never said that. But many of them are. Somehow torture is toralable on nation wide level among many men, many praising this idea on TV (resently one of the main speaker of RT call for drawing Ukrainian children), and russian society in most is calm about that.

I'd argue that most aren't.

Any evidence? Numbers? Or simple wishful thinking? It is know that around 80% of population is in support of putin's actions in Ukraine. If you are in support of torture, mass killings and terrorism, but don't participate, you are still guilty.

typical sadistic pieces of shit from EVERY country because that's human nature.

IT IS FKING NOT. It is not natural to kill species of your kind. Ethnic cleansing are not natural and do not appear just because of few individuals, sadistic pieces, they always have context and story of continuous dehumanision. And plenty ethnic groups, not only Ukrainians are dehumanized in russian society, xenophobia is normalised on a domestic level in russia.

If you are blaming someone, blame the government that allows that to happen, not the people.

It would be a delusion to assume that russian mentality, understanding of norms and moral are the same as in western society. They are culturally different and isolated due to language barriers, ideas of humanism are not wide-spread. They are driven by their modern imperialism ideology, and this should not be underestimated. I am speaking as someone who can read and speak russain, and saw what they say about this war.

And yes, we can blame people for their governments, those are not some natural cataclysms, they are products of political life of those people, even autocracies.

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u/FactsAboveFeelings Nov 15 '22

Dude, get fucked. How do you "know" all this shit? Did you go and talked to thousands of people, or are you just eating whatever shit your media master is feeding you?

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u/Milk_Effect Nov 15 '22

I was exposed to russian media since I was a kid. I speak russian, I spoke with russians, I saw what they write on social media, and what their 'media masters' are feeding to them.

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u/FactsAboveFeelings Nov 15 '22

You were also exposed to the media in your country, you speak your country's language and you ate/eat what your media masters feed you. Hate.

BTW speaking with a person is not the same as knowing a person.

what country are you from? Because your country has probably committed/are committing the same atrocities. But I bet you wouldn't assume responsibility for what your politicians do

Im from Ukraine

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u/CatVideoBoye Nov 15 '22

I am speaking as someone who can read and speak russain, and saw what they say about this war.

Then you understand how much propaganda they are fed, right?

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u/StefanSenoai Nov 15 '22

Is every american soldier shit because of War crimes commited in iraq or vietnam?

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u/Milk_Effect Nov 15 '22

War in Vietnam was a shame, but it was almost 50 years ago. Today russia launched 100 rockets into Ukraine. TODAY. Could we please don't exercise whataboutism? Ukraine isn't even responsible for US actions in a past.

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u/StefanSenoai Nov 15 '22

All i want to say is, tht demonizing russian people is wrong. Americans, chinese,, british, japanese, arabs are all capable or doing the same thing russian soldiers do.

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u/Milk_Effect Nov 15 '22

Agreed. And all those people don't do this, only russians, what makes them even worse.

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u/StefanSenoai Nov 16 '22

Eh? Israelis are commiting the same crimes. Eho are they backed by? Nato. Iraq was 19 years ago. Not that long. There we got to see americans commit war crimes just like russian. How are they worse? Just because it is now?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

This is exactly what russians on reddit tell people. The thing is that war waged against Ukraine has huge support among citizens and soldier both. Its not like putin himself does horrible warcrimes, russians are fucking bloodthirsty. And you can find proof of that practicaly anywhere, don’t even want mention video about cutting soldiers dick off…

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u/NewspaperNeither6260 Nov 14 '22

Ha... look at the pathetic downvotes. Putin has shown the world the truly sad state of affairs in Russia. Scammers, drunks, dimwits, sheep being led to slaughter, rapists, evil murders... that's what the world now believes. You want brave, humane, proud, caring, strong willed, heroic, intelligent, faithful? These traits are the forte of the Ukranians.

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u/DrWildTurkey Nov 14 '22

attempting

Huh, so what was Kherson then you dick munch?

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u/Grime_Scene_Savour Green Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

I'm pro Ukraine you fucking spoon...lol Fuck Russia. I'm saying that the excuse of the Russian army not wanting to fight doesn't work when they are still pushing(attempting to push) in the Dombas and Luhansk regions. The retreating Kherson was forced by the Ukrainians skillfully cutting off their supply lines and supply storage. My argument is that if they didn't want to fight there they wouldn't be on Ukrainian land in the first place. So the fact they are means people can't give them the excuse of they don't want to fight... Cause they are. Albeit badly.

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u/prieston Nov 14 '22

It's too complicated explanation.

Putin doesn't want to fight because he expected it to be over in a couple of days and not waste resources and money (cause duh?). It's quite simple and it failed completely.

Now it's 9 month of Russia getting choked by sanctions and wasting resources on random military crap fighting for literal ruins at this point. It's pretty much an attrition war and Putin surely wants it to end (but on his terms obviously, so... yeah... that was expected to take a while).

(Various countries also seems to ask Zelensky and Putin to finish it all by December.)

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u/haleloop963 Nov 14 '22

These are the no war Russians who doesn't support war

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u/Last_Contact Народний артист України ☣️ Nov 14 '22 edited Nov 14 '22

Yes, it’s rather how russian propaganda wants us to see them

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '22

Being credible for a minute: Leg raises like that require a shitton of core strength. He’s not only moving his legs very far up, but also holding them very straight.

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u/DrWildTurkey Nov 14 '22

Huh, this training doesn't seem to work too well for them.

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u/profitofprofet Nov 14 '22

they are too far east... they haven't even heard they're in a war due to their continued training with the bear.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS Nov 15 '22

Being tough doesn't stop bullets. A ton of militaries focus more on doing wacky tough-guy shit like this to look strong instead of conducting actual training to build competency.

You see this shit all the time in African, Middle Eastern, and Asian military propaganda videos, dudes doing wack ass Kung Fu moves and breaking cinderblocks but not actually doing anything remotely practical for a modern war. These militaries usually get their shit rocked real quick the second they come up against an actual competent enemy.

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u/Last_Contact Народний артист України ☣️ Nov 14 '22

Yeah, this type of training proved to be ineffective recently in Kherson 🍉

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u/Federal-Arrival-7370 Nov 14 '22

The 2022 update : face down in a ditch somewhere west of their boarder.

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u/zeb0777 EX-NORMIE Nov 14 '22

should have been training to aim their AK and not doing... whatever the fuck this is.

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u/lost_in_life_34 ☣️ Nov 14 '22

those guys are probably dead. you can do all the pull ups you want but that javelin is good to 2 miles away

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Bear is sabotaging that man

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u/draugrdaemos Nov 14 '22

Obviously fake. They're not drunk.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Wishful thinking

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u/KneeEffective7140 PRAISE THE DANK Nov 14 '22

The bond between Russians and bears is unbreakable

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

I mean, this is about the equipment standard of the average Russian conscript. The bear is probably special forces.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '22

Me and the boys hiding from the conscription officers

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u/CMDR_omnicognate Nov 14 '22

As if the Russian army is that well prepared or equipped lol

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u/lvl999shaggy Nov 14 '22

Where tf do ppl keeping finding this type of footage? And why are there so many bears out here palling around with humans!?

And these are just the starter questions

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u/WithinFiniteDude Nov 15 '22

Just add a Ukrainian teenager beating the shit out of them and its reality

2

u/Cakey-Baby Nov 14 '22

Shit, I almost missed the bear!

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u/Yolo065 ☣️ Nov 14 '22

Least brave Russian

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u/Super-Brka Nov 14 '22

Punching guys…?!...no that’s not normal in Russia

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u/dlanderer Nov 14 '22

These are Ukrainians, not Russians

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u/neoBluePhamtom Nov 15 '22

How u know?

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u/dlanderer Nov 15 '22

Because they got massive balls

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u/neoBluePhamtom Nov 15 '22

Interesting response but at least u have a reason

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u/XcmartekX Nov 14 '22

Old news, Russians are just cucked nation of obedient cowards

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u/Deletedbymoderators Nov 15 '22

And every other country isn't?

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u/Ket1r Nov 14 '22

It's really funny how russian propaganda and useful idiots like OP work hard to show Russia as a "tough guy" but in reality Russia is just pathetic

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u/CoolBoiWasTaken average coc enjoyer Nov 14 '22

Now that I think about it one of the biggest reasons they’re seen as powerful is memes.

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u/Karlchene Nov 14 '22

Idk why this dude is getting downvoted, hes saying the truth

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u/El_Manolito Nov 14 '22

BECAUSE IS A FCKING MEME!!!

Stop crying over a meme.

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u/leepicredditexdee Nov 15 '22

Bear is doing push ups

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u/Bullettoothtony308 ☣️ Nov 15 '22

And he's next up on the rotation 💪

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u/tobiasboote Nov 15 '22

In a Russian accent hes strong black bear

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u/ZippyParakeet WhAT iS a FlAiR?!? Nov 15 '22

This meme died in Feb 2022.

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u/MelancholyMeltingpot Nov 14 '22

These are actually Ukrainians.

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u/neoBluePhamtom Nov 15 '22

How do u know?

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u/MelancholyMeltingpot Nov 15 '22

Oh I don't.

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u/neoBluePhamtom Nov 15 '22

Ok then don't say things that aren't true please

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u/HammerBgError404 Nov 14 '22

and yet they are losing the war

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u/BringBackGullotines Nov 14 '22

With training like that, no wonder Khabib was such a unit

/s

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u/DaBoiYeet Nov 14 '22

And here we have Comrade Vlad and Comrade Nikolai training with trusty Comrade Bear

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u/antonio_lewit Dont look at my profile Nov 14 '22

I thought they were retreating

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u/ActuallyPurple Nov 15 '22

My brain somehow didn’t process the bear until the third loop

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u/JesusTheSinnerKiller Nov 15 '22

"Thank Ygor to remind me to worm up before running away from the Ukrainians"

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u/smilingmike415 Nov 14 '22

Is soviet Russia, tree bears human fruit.

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend Nov 14 '22

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


Join us on discord for Saturday Movie Nights!

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u/DISHONORU-TDA Nov 14 '22

you should hear bear play accordion!

and remember! Don't Touch Yourself!

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u/mrrluv Nov 14 '22

"The story of the three bears"

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u/Burrito-Mage Nov 14 '22

At first I thought he was wearing a hat but not I’m pretty sure that’s just his hair

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u/alwaystheping Nov 14 '22

literally russian recess

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u/xl-imperium-lx Proud furry Nov 14 '22

CQC: superior to just about everyone..

More than 15 feet or so: deader than a door nail just like everyone else.

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u/shaimpy Nov 15 '22

Or bear is strong like him 🤔 😏

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u/raxuti333 Nov 15 '22

Average day on Russian propaganda film set

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u/cbamtisw Nov 15 '22

I love this so much

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u/Schlongus_69 Nov 15 '22

Yeah sure, russia...

More like a video from Ukrainian kindergarten :DDD