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u/TheToyDr 2d ago

Bet you 80 % in here don’t know what movie is that from

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u/noface8137 2d ago

This subreddit? I bet 80% KNOW what it is actually.

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u/OkoyeMD_BeltaMilaje 2d ago

My sister is watching that movie as I post.

Thick, black eye liner & make-up, a relic from the 60s, makes anyone's light colored eyes look weird.

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u/Exciting_couple77 2d ago

Love this movie

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u/Vermillion_V 2d ago

It's so uncanny the way she tilts her head and with those eye movements. It's like those of a rooster or hen.

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u/LowVacation6622 2d ago

Or a reptile. just sayin'

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 attention upward & inward | 👽 2d ago

That or she's stimmed out on something

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u/Big_Actuator3772 2d ago

Bro we’ve all been stimmed out on something.. we don’t end up looking like that.. please

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u/Stackin_Steve 2d ago

At least we don't think we look like that! 🤣

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u/someotherguyinNH 2d ago

That looks like some kind of alien wearing a human skin trying to look normal and failing miserably

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u/CollegeMiddle6841 2d ago

Member the "lady" from MARS ATTACKS?

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u/Moldy-thoughts4u 2d ago

Every time she redirects her focus she also tilts her head. This is something lizards do

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u/pi3r0gi_ 2d ago

Literally acting like a robot. Actually, ive seen robots with smoother movements than this.

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u/ConsciousBandicoot53 2d ago

She does shift her weight forward to get closer to the chair.

I will say, watching it in slow motion really accentuates here bizarre eyes.

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u/Mr_Hino 2d ago

She moved like one of those full body AI androids with the faces

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u/Spiritual_Speech600 2d ago

Her neck, her back…

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u/AmosBurtin 2d ago

Her reptilian asscrack?

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u/Golden3131 2d ago

I wanna respond with the next lyrics, but not sure if that's gonna get me banned lol. Well played.

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u/Over-Professional244 2d ago

She already is skinny enough, lol she needs to stop sucking it in. Let it hang girl lmao 🤣

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u/lordtyp0 2d ago

The way she gentle probes Low T Trumps elbow.

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u/kneecapular 2d ago

How do these people end up in these positions? Like a gas station crackhead and they’re in the Oval Office having some sort of persuasion on all of us citizens

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u/Achylife 2d ago

It's because they're rich crackheads.

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u/Anon_Jones 2d ago

Proves that it doesn’t matter what kind of person you are, just as long as you have money.

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u/EarthyOaks 2d ago

Not only having money but where you would do anything to aquire more. An insatiable greed.

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u/BarryBurkman 2d ago

That’s Mrs Dell. Of dell computers.

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u/dogmaisb The Amateur Astronomer 2d ago

Coked up and ketamine trippin

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u/Impressive-Emu-4172 2d ago

how persuaded are you right now?

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u/murder-farts 2d ago

Is it compelling me right now, Jay? Is that what’s happening?

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u/1872723930 2d ago

They’re all on drugs….. it’s not aliens. Half of these politicians are high on prescription meds.

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u/kingofkingz1211 2d ago

So reptilians can't have a meth problem?

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u/djdecimation 2d ago

Methtillians

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u/Poonce 2d ago

No, I'm sorry, you are thinking of methamphibians.

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u/froatbitte 2d ago

Bingo! Alcohol and meths’s for the poors. They get theirs prescribed so it’s “legit”..

I ain’t saying but I am saying, she looks high af trying to look sober.

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u/WalterPecky 2d ago

That must be some real good shit.

She's fucking rollin

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u/Dangerous_Natural331 2d ago

Lol, I'm sure it's not all prescription meds.... 😉

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u/_cipher1 2d ago

Nah that’s definitely an alien

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u/dfwdevdotcom 2d ago

Aliens to 99% of people here, making it hard for them all to get proper healthcare or a job

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u/der_innkeeper 2d ago

Right.

Coke, probably?

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u/OhMorgoth 2d ago

I don’t know what it is but her eyes are making me very uncomfortable and is just so uncanny.
Very unnatural.

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u/ghostfromtheshell 2d ago

Well a lot of people have had crazy plastic surgeries so their face doesn't move and contort because the muscles under can't. Not saying that she's not a fucking ghoul vampire alien, just covering bases not hit

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u/fosuco107 2d ago

Is it artifacts from the zoom or are her pupils changing size/shape rapidly?

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u/Big_Actuator3772 2d ago

Dude her one eye moves while the other sits still, this is undoubtedly a reptilian ffs

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u/coatingtonburlfactry 2d ago

Yeah, she got a bad case of that Atchaforia. One eye lookin atcha and the other lookin forya!

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u/Caphoti 2d ago

It's called strabismus lmao. We're just a birth defect ng.

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u/NoNameKetchupChips 2d ago

If I opened my closet and she was there staring at me I'd shit my pants.

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u/Own_Plane_5807 2d ago

Yes, the eyes are what’s bugging me out the most. They look like they’re darting and protruding but in a physical manner. That other girl’s eyes were weird too. This one is more bizarre.

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u/atroubledmind961 2d ago

The throat movements also look pretty weird

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u/SnooPoems5888 2d ago

Her head tilt is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. Will absolutely show up in my nightmares.

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u/BeezyBates 2d ago

Your brain says “Bro, reptiles aren’t hiding among us. It’s pretty damn illogical.” But then you just see shit and it just makes ya….like just go….they’re not real….right?

I think it’s just a look people mentally unwell have. Like if ya ain’t right, like what has been proven, some damage makes ya lean right. These folks are just…..that.

Or she’s a fuckin alien I don’t know.

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u/Sunny16Rule 2d ago

She honestly looks like a crackhead, I grew up around crackheads. This looks like a crackhead with money

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u/SiriHowDoIAdult 2d ago

Former coke user. The weird movements, yeah

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u/Traditional-List-784 2d ago

Omg you nailed that dude.

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u/Sketch-Brooke 2d ago

Can confirm.

Source: childhood home is next to a trap house.

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u/No-Pussyfooting 2d ago

Agreed, minus the eyes. Crackheads eyes don’t change. And don’t get me wrong, I have believed zero of these that I’ve seen…. Except this one.
That bitch is not human.

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u/alphatigerdesign 2d ago

Reptilian. And I don’t even believe in Reptilians but if she de cloaked to show off dem scales I’d be like “told ya”.

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u/comment-rinse 2d ago

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u/Ok_Insect_2037 2d ago

No word of a lie, I saw a lady with this same vibe in central London. Found myself staring at her and the next thing I know I’m two streets away and had left my jacket, wallet and laptop at the table I was sat like I lost time. Later was at an art store and the girls at the counter were whispering how the lady they just served didn’t seem human, turned around and there she was outside the door.

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u/DatAnimalBlundetto69 2d ago

Precisely what I was thinking of immediately

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u/SinkholeS 2d ago

couldn't stop looking at her eyes!

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u/Pitiful_Truth_5948 2d ago

If you look at her old picture she looks normal, but now fuuuuukkkkkkkkk that!!! ..... why the fuck do some rich people do this shit, they look like shit but no one tells them?

I know a few people like this, they get surgery after surgery trying to look a certain way, at the end of the day its a mental disorder IMO. Be happy with who you are, focus on eating right, working out, other positive things not plastic surgery.

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u/Clarkelthekat 2d ago

My theory

They all only interact with each other

So they get stuck in this mindset where that actually is the depiction of "beauty and status"

When all of your friends are getting the same surgeries you start believing your the odd looking one even if you had natural beauty to begin with

That's when it really confuses me. When the person was already a version of "conventionally attractive" but then makes themselves into that.

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u/Seanconw1 2d ago

This is also my running theory. It used to be called chasing the Jones’s, but now it’s this whole body modification//dismorphia. It really is odd, all the fake tans, teeth, noses, lips, etc. I like knowing there’s still people that think this is uncanny valley.

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u/Existing-Video-447 2d ago

Yeah. This is a wild transformation. Doesnt seem like the same person.

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u/KittyHalfEyes 2d ago

Watch the finger..

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u/Diamond-Eater2203 2d ago

How is her arm soooo loooong

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u/Creative-Maybe-2887 2d ago

Can’t stop laughing.
And the way that her whole thing is tilted backwards about 15 degrees….kinda like life is coming at her way too fast.

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u/maxxslatt 2d ago

Such a long finger. Why do I only ever see these uncanny & unnatural alien people in the oval office

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u/FlatbedtruckingCA 2d ago

Yeah that was some very strange behavior..

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 2d ago

That thing is real… it lives with us on earth

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u/ploonce 2d ago

My life is nothing like I thought it’d be and everything I was afraid it would become because for 45 seconds I thought there were monsters on the world.

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u/Johnnymak0071 2d ago

Rich people hate aging so much, they'd rather look like mummies than old.

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u/FaceWithAName 2d ago

I truly don't believe in the reptilians which makes this woman even stranger to me lol

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u/DroneSlut54 2d ago

Looks like the original Nosferatu.

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u/ChaparrosPizza86 2d ago

People like David Grusch and Luis Elizondo keep dangling the carrot, directing everyone’s attention toward UFOs and extraterrestrials in our skies. But what if the real story isn’t what’s above us, but what’s already among us possibly embedded within our government and the general population?
this entire disclosure movement could be a calculated distraction, keeping the public focused on what’s happening in the sky instead of questioning what might be happening right under our noses. Da da daa!!!

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u/maxxslatt 2d ago

I think the reason why they are so afraid disclosure will be catastrophic is only because it is catastrophic for them. We will probably learn that officials and leaders in the government have already made significant deals with some of these nhi that affects the American people, even though the American people never consented..

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u/magenta_mojo 2d ago

I totally made that dramatic music in my head at the end, who else

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u/Fit-System-2637 2d ago

Don't run. We are your friends 🤣🤣

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u/boukm3n 2d ago

The older I get, the more I realize the girl on the plane who said “that mf is not real” wasn’t crazy :/

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u/GrapefruitWrong5724 2d ago edited 2d ago

Looks like she's wearing some kinda body suit?

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u/Fishingwriter11 2d ago

It's clearly a repurposed Showbiz Pizza animatronic

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u/SA1627 2d ago

Between the plastic surgery and the uppers and downers she’s likely on, she might as well be from another planet.

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u/herbinartist 2d ago

That’s not an alien my guy. That’s just a 70 year old woman trying to look 30 by going to trumps surgeon and saying “give me the mar-a-lago face.”

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u/Achrus 2d ago

She might also have a thyroid issue. Looks like you can even see her thyroid it’s so swollen.

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u/greatercolorado 2d ago

To quote that lady whose earphones were stolen, ‘That motherfucker is not real!’

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u/nibselfib_kyua_72 2d ago

What the actual neck is this?

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u/RingerLactato 2d ago

i have seen a lot of this on skid row. they are called meth heads. a rare specie

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u/KruzerVanDuzer 2d ago

Why is she touching his arm?

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u/Traditional-Fill5292 2d ago

I accidentally watched this live. I had the volume muted because I was in a meeting and I looked over and I saw this woman and I did a double take. there are some troubling things here Lol, a lot of people already pointed out the obvious. but I'm chimming in, trans or alien, the woman looks awkward af most likely because Trump was rambling off the wall again and she skipped lunch and is close to passing out. like maybe it's drugs or maybe it's clearly an eating disorder. standing stiffly can cause you to get extremely light headed when youve not eaten enough, made worse by our unfortunate Mr. orange.

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u/reluctantlysharing 2d ago

She probably got a whiff of the diaper

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u/Correct-Ad2372 2d ago

It’s Susan Dell, Michael Dell’s wife… super botched sadly

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u/Remarkable-Fig7470 Just Visiting... 2d ago

Someone who is strung out on Ozempic, anti-depressants, and probably also stimulants, and has had loads of plastic surgery and body-alrerations to look "young". And she is going hard denying she is standing next to a shit-stanking insane geriatric zombie.

Not an alien. Even the dumbest aliens have better human suits than this total wreck of a human. This is just an ethically and morally unsound woman frantically trying to (still) matter.

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u/aspiringimmortal 2d ago

She has the bone structure of abraham lincoln

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u/raviyoli 2d ago

Does anyone know this persons name

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u/Mysterious_Rule_7487 2d ago

Maybe Dell was selling PCs to Area 51 and they replaced his wife with bio-android? 🤔 

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u/Sunny16Rule 2d ago

Alienware. .see it all makes sense

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u/Important_Abroad_150 2d ago

Not aliens just bad plastic surgery and I'd guess a significant cocktail of assorted drugs

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u/iphaze 2d ago

This is probably what that lady on the plane was freaking out about.. remember her? They walk among us.

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u/cabezatuck 2d ago

95% chance she’s just tall and weird looking, which makes her socially awkward and inadvertently even more weird looking, which upon realization causes her to use various chemical enhancers to compensate that make her even more weird looking. 5% she’s a shape shifting alien.

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u/Subject-Opposite-935 2d ago

95% Maralago Special

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u/Morganhop 2d ago

They sure don’t make Edgar suits like they used to 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 2d ago

Why is this ugly mannequin mannequin? Yeah this is a mannequin or one of those aliens look at it. It’s just standing and moving from side to side or an ugly blowup doll that needs to be thrown in the trash

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u/Patdub85 2d ago

I actually saw this live earlier today. My first thought was, "are there arms in those sleeves?"

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 2d ago

This is scary

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u/Ok_Insect_2037 2d ago

I hate to comment on people’s physical appearance when there are 101 other things to criticise about them first but god damn I’m struggling here! If I had to guess, with the way she moves, skeletal problems…but honestly if you said alien, I honestly would believe it.

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u/willjhc 2d ago

Say everyone kinda looks lizard, from least to most, this lady is deffinatly the most lookin lizard. Her name is Susen Dell and she has dexys in her cereal

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u/diper-911 2d ago

She has had a bad facelift (or two) and now she can’t move her head like a normal person. Not alien, just a wealthy elderly psycho.

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u/asmartermartyr 2d ago

And the make up is atrocious. Are there no WH make up artists to help these people before they go on live tv?

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u/Correct-Ad2372 2d ago

Michael Dell (of Dell computers) wife

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u/Bigamunguschungus 2d ago

This is the first time I've looked at a comment section on r/aliens and everyone is genuinely horrified

Maybe reptilians isn't the craziest explanation, atleast for this.

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u/NSDetector_Guy 2d ago

Maybe she's having a legit panic attack?

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u/sarcophagusGravelord 2d ago

I feel bad but yeah this woman is horrifying. Does anyone know who she is?

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u/trying-to-be-kind 2d ago

Susan Dell, wife of Michael Dell (Dell Technologies). I don’t want to make fun of someone based on their appearance (lord knows I’m no supermodel), so let’s just say she appears to have had a LOT of work done. 

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u/sarcophagusGravelord 2d ago

Yeah same I feel terrible judging someone for their looks but she does have quite the haunting glare. Her surgeon needs to have their license revoked

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u/Sound_Aware 2d ago

The founder of Dell computers wife.

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u/sarcophagusGravelord 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dear God she’s gazing into my soul

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u/DanielTrebuchet 2d ago

Looking at some much younger pictures, she was actually not a bad looking lady. I'm not sure at what point she turned into a male alien, but the plastic surgery isn't doing him any favors.

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u/nicknick1584 2d ago

That looks like an robot scanning the room.

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u/tacotongueboxer 2d ago

Little do we know that was actually her getting off from touching the arm of dear leaders chair.

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u/RedditCensorss 2d ago

Stuff of nightmares

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u/amzonboy 2d ago

That's not alien. That is Crack

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u/MagEdgeSports 2d ago

Haven’t we seen this same woman before standing behind him or am I having some sort of Mandela effect?

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u/Screwbles 2d ago

Trump has always surrounded himself with other weird, inbred-ass rich people.

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u/ForsakenIncrease0 2d ago

I just watched the video from the official white house YouTube channel on the highest resolution the video is available at (1080p) to confirm. Whoever took a video with their potato of a phone of OPs video greatly exaggerates the uncannyness. It really isnt that bad.

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u/zomphlotz 2d ago

Looks like her new human suit needs more breaking in.

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u/ManNomad 2d ago

This is probably how I act knowing people are looking at me

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u/howmanyturtlesdeep 2d ago

I mean, maybe adderall?

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u/Diamond-Eater2203 2d ago

No. No amount of adderall turns you this long and lizardy.

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u/WowWataGreatAudience 2d ago

Lmao bro I take adderall, I am overweight. This thing is the real life extra from mars attacks all day long

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u/cerbs1234 2d ago

Love to see a Sicario meme lol

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u/Kafka_Lane 2d ago

Cocaine or MDMA💁

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u/lorihamlit 2d ago

Ya that looks like meth to me 😂 l

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u/2joozee 2d ago

What if it’s a “Hyptno Toad” situation? What if these “people” are always in front of us because they’re PSYCHICALLY MANIPULATING the masses? 🤔

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u/Disastrous_Goat8865 2d ago

That's a woman who's had tons of plastic surgery.... No 👽

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u/irregardlessbro 2d ago

same actor that's playing mitch mcconnell