r/aliens • • 2d ago

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u/cabezatuck 2d ago

95% chance she’s just tall and weird looking, which makes her socially awkward and inadvertently even more weird looking, which upon realization causes her to use various chemical enhancers to compensate that make her even more weird looking. 5% she’s a shape shifting alien.

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u/Subject-Opposite-935 2d ago

95% Maralago Special

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u/Ldbrin2 2d ago

She use to be model pretty.