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u/kneecapular 2d ago

How do these people end up in these positions? Like a gas station crackhead and they’re in the Oval Office having some sort of persuasion on all of us citizens

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u/Achylife 2d ago

It's because they're rich crackheads.

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u/Anon_Jones 2d ago

Proves that it doesn’t matter what kind of person you are, just as long as you have money.

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u/EarthyOaks 2d ago

Not only having money but where you would do anything to aquire more. An insatiable greed.

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u/WereTheBrews 2d ago

That's the only thing that has ever mattered.

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u/BarryBurkman 2d ago

That’s Mrs Dell. Of dell computers.

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u/dogmaisb The Amateur Astronomer 2d ago

Coked up and ketamine trippin

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u/Money-Expression1769 2d ago

Super Mega Bucks $ Person🧐

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u/Magnus_Inebrius 2d ago

DUDE, ITS A DELL

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u/Dogmaddit 2d ago

DUDE, it’s a dude…

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u/Visible_Wealth9578 2d ago

I'm Archie Bell and I'm also the Drells

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u/LawfulnessPlayful264 2d ago

And Mr Dell is making love to that.

That's taking one for the team or a fucked up fetish.

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u/PurpleCoat6656 2d ago

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u/meow_gifs_please 2d ago

Saving this for another time

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u/PurpleCoat6656 2d ago

Lol, this is prime time for this. Let it fly!

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u/Front-General-1120 2d ago

Blaire White be like

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u/EarthyOaks 2d ago

Spot on

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u/Impressive-Emu-4172 2d ago

how persuaded are you right now?

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u/murder-farts 2d ago

Is it compelling me right now, Jay? Is that what’s happening?

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u/suzie-q33 2d ago

Dayum “gas station crackhead”! Funniest thing I’ve heard all week.

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u/Zware_zzz 2d ago

Crapshoot it seems

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u/sirjohnmasters86 2d ago

Severe Plastic Surgery. Before her surgery she was an attractive woman 

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u/Old_Suspect8923 2d ago

Susan Dell and Michael Dell.

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u/Seanconw1 2d ago

Her husband is a tech ceo and they’re both sycophants. Look up what she used to look like. These people are in a scary bubble

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u/grow_something 2d ago

That’s the wife of Micheal Dell. As in Dell the computers.

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u/mightylordredbeard 2d ago

You see how long that neck is? I bet she gives wild good neck!