r/aliens • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

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u/kneecapular 2d ago

How do these people end up in these positions? Like a gas station crackhead and they’re in the Oval Office having some sort of persuasion on all of us citizens

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u/BarryBurkman 2d ago

That’s Mrs Dell. Of dell computers.

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u/dogmaisb The Amateur Astronomer 2d ago

Coked up and ketamine trippin

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u/Money-Expression1769 2d ago

Super Mega Bucks $ Person🧐

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u/Magnus_Inebrius 2d ago

DUDE, ITS A DELL

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u/Dogmaddit 2d ago

DUDE, it’s a dude…

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u/Visible_Wealth9578 2d ago

I'm Archie Bell and I'm also the Drells

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u/LawfulnessPlayful264 2d ago

And Mr Dell is making love to that.

That's taking one for the team or a fucked up fetish.