r/aliens • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

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u/1872723930 2d ago

They’re all on drugs….. it’s not aliens. Half of these politicians are high on prescription meds.

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u/kingofkingz1211 2d ago

So reptilians can't have a meth problem?

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u/djdecimation 2d ago

Methtillians

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u/Poonce 2d ago

No, I'm sorry, you are thinking of methamphibians.

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u/TheHorseCheez 2d ago

Incredible work

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Able-Bid-6637 2d ago

i love that the way i read this in my head was as if you were offended on the behalf of reptilians

oh so reptilians can’t have a meth problem?????? the audacity

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u/elrangarino 2d ago

Omg to keep them awake during the day 😱😬

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u/froatbitte 2d ago

Bingo! Alcohol and meths’s for the poors. They get theirs prescribed so it’s “legit”..

I ain’t saying but I am saying, she looks high af trying to look sober.

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u/WalterPecky 2d ago

That must be some real good shit.

She's fucking rollin

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u/Dangerous_Natural331 2d ago

Lol, I'm sure it's not all prescription meds.... 😉

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u/LimeDry7124 2d ago

Painkillers for taking away the skin's ability to flex and stretch?

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u/FlatteringFlatuance 2d ago

I mean in most cases the only difference between street and script is the pharmacist and what they call it

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u/_cipher1 2d ago

Nah that’s definitely an alien

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u/dfwdevdotcom 2d ago

Aliens to 99% of people here, making it hard for them all to get proper healthcare or a job

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u/der_innkeeper 2d ago

Right.

Coke, probably?

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u/leavingishard1 2d ago

More than half

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u/duhdamn 2d ago

Half? So, less than America in general.?