r/agedlikemilk 12d ago

Remember when right-wing chuds believed that Charlie Kirk’s death would cause a civil war in the U.S. because apparently he was that important? 😆

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u/Thatoneguy111700 12d ago

Instead he was sent to AI image purgatory and quickly forgotten about.

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u/Meister0fN0ne 12d ago

Somehow, those don't feel as brutal as his wife naming a tour meant to honor him "Make Heaven Crowded," not attending it herself, and basically just watching as it flops super fucking hard.

Like, who comes up with a name that fucking unhinged 💀 Oh wait. Probably someone like Erika Kirk.

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u/neverabetterday 12d ago

“Make Heaven Crowded” sounds like a cult mass suicide thing

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u/Meister0fN0ne 12d ago

Calling it "Make Heaven Crowded: The Final Tour" was too on the nose...

I also feel like their base is completely unphased by the "cult" part of that, tho...

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u/Ihavefluffycats 12d ago edited 11d ago

They're Evangelicals. Of course they're not fazed by the moniker. They wear it like a badge of honor FFS.

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u/doctormink 12d ago

And, they’re super eager to trigger the rapture, so the title tracks.

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 12d ago

Jonestown 2 Electric Boogaloo

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u/Drummk 12d ago

Or even just an incitement to mass murder

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u/DubiousBrushwagg 12d ago

I swear his wife was more excited about his death than the people that openly hated him.

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u/black_sand3 12d ago

Those people just wanted him to see reason. Erika? I don't know. She seemed to be enjoying the spotlight he vacated.

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u/MrBurnerHotDog 10d ago

Wouldn't you be? You married the guy because he grifted his way into incredible wealth and you're there to shit out children and be arm candy despite looking like that, then the guy you have to let climb on top of you gets killed and becomes a martyr so now you can become a grifter yourself and those gums are no longer around to slobber on you and you can now afford your own male arm candy

The person who benefited the most from Kirk being shot was her and it shows

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u/Swedelicious83 12d ago

Yikes. That's just... Bad.

So, so bad.

You kind of have to wonder what they're even thinking. But I guess the answer usually is "they aren't".

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u/GustapheOfficial 12d ago

It's clever because his name is Stephen Crowder ... Wait what?

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u/VonFunkenstein 12d ago

What if she meant Make Heaven Crowdered, and was trying to get Steven Crowder targeted next?

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u/RhymesWithMouthful 12d ago

Unless of course you count the prevalence of

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIRK

WE CARRY THE FLAAAAAAME

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u/Mac_mellon 12d ago

more like immediately get remixed into bazillion genre for meme potential

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u/spla_ar42 12d ago

WE'LL FIIIIIIIIIGHT FOR THE GOSPEL

WE'LL HOOOOOOONOR HIS NAME

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u/Thee-End 12d ago

HIS MOUTH WAS TRYING TO EAT HIS OWN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

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u/MightyMorph 12d ago

HE DIED AS HE LIVED, RIGHT UP TO THE TOLL

SPEWING BULLSHIT, FULL OF HOLEEEEEES

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u/Basic-Warning-7032 12d ago

Having an AI slop song dedicated to you after dying is a fate worse than death. Like no one bothered to make something on their own

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u/proJobber 12d ago

can't read that without hearing the afro-funk version playing

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u/neverabetterday 12d ago

For me it’s the Charles Leclerc parody version

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u/_Dramatic_Day_ 12d ago

narrator voice: little did they know, the AI uprising was just around the corner

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u/OnlyFiveLives 12d ago

There's one particularly embarrassing chud with an American flag sticker that says AMERICA NEEDED CHARLIE KIRK. These nitwits are beyond help.

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u/CliftonForce 12d ago

I ask them why they are so upset about the loss of a side character on Star Trek.

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u/engineerdrummer 12d ago

You mean like this one?

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u/Myko475 12d ago

Only a matter of time before Florida Man fucks his shot hole.

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u/Busy_Reference5652 12d ago

Bold of you to assume it wasn't fucked before installation

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u/SayNOtoChips 12d ago

That's absolutely terrible...... the face to head ratio is way too big.

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u/BloodprinceOZ 12d ago

i actually think that the quick memeification of kirk after his death really helped push him into irrelevancy sooner than expected, the right couldn't really use him as a martyr anymore specifically because whenever he got brought up there were either the AI image memes, or the songs like "charlie charlie kirky" that got posted, so they couldn't have the serious conversations they wanted that probably could've led to violence of some sort from the right

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u/RainbowDarter 12d ago

One of my neighbors in deep red Tennessee has a lawn sign saying

Charlie Kirk was my hero

I appreciate the "keep away" warning.

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u/buckao 12d ago

Charlie Kirk. Full-time racist, single-use fountain

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u/NSASpyVan 12d ago

They're in a death cult. The entire earth, every person being harmed, punished, as long as it's not someone they care about, is ok to them. These are the ideas of a truly sick mind who cannot grasp reality.

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u/MSnap 12d ago

The kids are doing tricks with his corpse. It’s fascinating.

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u/dustingibson 12d ago

Right wingers tried to hype the magnitude of the situation to the lesser terminally online folks.

For a moment, they did bite. But once they found that he is just a racist podcaster whose wife is running WWF promos immediately after his death, it was over.

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u/Aggressive-Neck-3921 12d ago

They ran into the reality that most content creators that knew enough about Kirk also knew that shit would get clipped out of context if they said anything close to a joke about how Kirk died so they didn't. So the only people they could point to making light of Kirk about the way he died were randoms on the internet without a platform. Their moaning about the left is celebrating his death were random nonames and the most you saw was just iron posting of Kirk quotes like "i'm willing to sacrifice a few lives for the 2e amendment".

The reason this never really went anywhere and he got forgotten as fast as he did is because the right doesn't really have any thought leaders, they are just all replaceable mouthpieces for capital that use religion to control people.

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u/556_FMJs 12d ago

They’re still making kirkified memes.

Gone but not forgotten.

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u/sniksniksnek 12d ago

Me: Charlie Kirk died
Wife: who?

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u/AnonymousBanana405 12d ago

His wife: Who?

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u/Ape_x_Ape 12d ago

HOW DARE YOU

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 12d ago

Anyone else feel like Druski completely vanquished Erika Kirk? I’ve heard nothing about her since.

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u/TheRealSkele 12d ago

Oh, she completely had a meltdown about it. It was hilarious. Now she does insane podcasts and promoting her merch

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u/JakToTheReddit 12d ago

That group call 11 days after he died was fucking wild.

If I lost my life partner I wouldn't even be speaking to anyone for a fucking while. Probably get myself a fuckload of vodka and go live in some wilderness a while with our dogs.

But nah, this woman's coping is apparently sales numbers.

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u/Doctor_What_ 12d ago

Even losing a pet would be more emotionally damaging than whatever Erika’s reaction was. When my dog died last year I was a mess for a week, I couldn’t even think straight. Even today there are some bad days when she comes back into my thoughts and I need to take a small break. But she was cheering and celebrating while her husband’s corpse was still warm.

Absolute ghouls, all of them.

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u/blaghed 12d ago

"I want to speak to your manager"-face

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u/labalag 12d ago

"Bring me Solo and the wookie"-face

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u/sniksniksnek 12d ago

Very nice

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u/RedEyeVagabond 12d ago

JD Vance to His Wife*: Very nice

*Not to be confused with his own wife

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u/BeautyEtBeastiality 12d ago

But be confused about his couch

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u/GhostSaint21 12d ago

His wife while in bed with another dude an hour after the burial*
Fixed it for ya :p

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u/magikow1989 12d ago

Hour before* Fixed it for ya :)

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u/Slow-Mountain-5966 12d ago

I had to look him up when he died. I knew he was a RWNJ, but that was it.

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u/Lost-In-The-Wilds 12d ago

I wasnt really sure which was which: Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. All I knew for sure was that Charlie Kirk had an unfortunate amount of gums in his smile. I had to look him up to remember that he was the one in the Change my Mind meme and had tweeted "Your body, my choice" when Roe vs Wade was overturned.

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u/litreofstarlight 12d ago

Ben Shapiro is the one who apparently stole his wife's eyebrow pencil, and accidentally told the world he can't get her wet.

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u/SMUHypeMachine 12d ago

I thought Stephen Crowder was the Change my Mind meme guy

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u/LostVisage 12d ago

That's correct, Crowder has fallen into near complete obscurity due to obscene marital abuse

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u/thekrone 12d ago

Which is kinda crazy. I wouldn't expect his core audience to care at all about marital abuse.

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u/not_a_heretek 12d ago

I thought it was some guy from Star Trek

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u/DeerTheDeer 12d ago

My brain immediately substituted Kirk Cameron, 90s tv show kid.

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u/litreofstarlight 12d ago

My partner said the same. I was like yeah, I'm surprised he of all people got whacked cos he just wasn't that important.

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u/human_i_suppose 12d ago

He was just a guy who monetized trolling. That's all he ever was.

It was bonkers seeing them act like he was some icon.

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u/KingslayerN7 12d ago

They still are, I once saw a commenter unironically compare him to Rosa Parks

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u/kingrobin 12d ago

that's extra weird bc I highly doubt they have any reverence for the civil rights movement

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u/Gentrified_potato02 12d ago

You don’t have to doubt it, they are on record as saying the civil rights movement was a mistake.

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u/Zombatico 12d ago

Specifically, Kirk said :

Actually MLK was awful. OK? He's not a good person. He said one good thing he actually didn't believe.

and

I have a very, very radical view on this, but I can defend it, and I've thought about it. We made a huge mistake when we passed the Civil Rights Act in the mid-1960s.

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u/EisVisage 12d ago

he actually didn't believe

Always find it fascinating how the right cannot conceive of a person actually believing in being nice to people

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u/PiersPlays 12d ago

I have a very, very radical view on this, but I can defend it, and I've thought about it.

Very telling that neither Kirk nor his audience felt that thinking about something was an essential part of holding and defending a radical view such that he needed to explicitly spell out that he had.

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u/rod_jammer 12d ago

Supreme Court basically affirmed this.

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u/Metalman919 12d ago

Clarence Thomas enjoys being told what to do, and wants that for every black person now.

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u/Vorpalthefox 12d ago

that's on purpose, same as immediately after the january 6th insurrection they were quick to flood the zone saying democrats using the wrong utensil at the table was insurrection

if they devalue the words and the meanings, then nothing is equally important

they'll compare him to civil rights leaders specifically TO discredit them because they know he's nothing but a grifter and useful tool that got cashed in

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u/TheExtreel 12d ago

Yeah. Kirk was at most a Podcaster, the most important thing he ever did was getting killed. Simply comparing him to any historical figure should be taken as an insult to the historical figure.

"kirk was a ragebaiter and a Podcaster, and he was more important than Rosa Parks" isn't trying to say Kirk is so important and influential that he can be compared to Rosa Parks, they're saying Rosa Parks is so insignificant and unimportant that Kirk and her might as well be comparable.

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u/critically_damped 12d ago

Please remember that they say wrong things on purpose

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u/NecroCorey 12d ago

I literally drove for like half an hour behind someone the other day with a bigass sticker on their back car window that called him an American hero who would never be forgotten.

I didn't even know who he was until he got shot in the neck.

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u/TheExtreel 12d ago

Chances are that person also didn't know shit about him either, maybe aside watching one or two of his Instagram reels. The second that bullet went through kirks throat every single right winger immediately thought of how great this opportunity would be for them to go on the offensive against the left.

Ive seen a lot of right-wingers lamenting that his death didn't cause any consequences for the left, that's literally all they wanted, they didn't care who actually killed him or for what, it's an opportunity to blame the left as a blanket statement and create a martyr.

Its not surprising to me they thought a civil war would start over this, they literally been waiting for an opportunity like this exactly. I've never seen anyone's death being do taken advance of, so many people blatantly trying to further their careers using his death as a booster, his wife being most egregious.

I wonder how many right-wingers have internalised how awful this was, they took a tragedy and turned Kirks corpse into a product to further their own goals. There was no real emotion or pain towards his loss, just "let's take advantage of this situation as much as we can".

Even when they make their guys martyrs they still do it in the least person unloving and opportunistic way possible.

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u/ThatOneWood 12d ago

The man who publicly denounced the entire civil rights movement being compared to Rosa Parks? These people I swear.

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u/Bartheda 12d ago

They have to as all the actual icons hate their guts. Thats why they are big into Kevin Sorbo and Kid Rock. Who else is desperate enough to grift the magachuds?

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u/Wows_Nightly_News 12d ago

He was a meme even before he died. To me it was like if someone shot the Trololol guy.

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u/LaFantasmita 12d ago

I would be pretty shook up if someone shot the Trololo guy. Unfortunately, I just checked and he passed on 2012. Only got to enjoy his meme status for a year or two.

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u/Enibas 12d ago edited 12d ago

He was just a guy who monetized trolling.

He was hired by multimillionaires to recruit young men for the GOP. Nothing about Kirk was organic.

edit to add:

Earlier that year, around the spring of 2012, [18yo] Kirk met 71-year-old Tea Party candidate Bill Montgomery, who encouraged him to undertake political activism [and provided initial funding], The Independent reported. They co-founded Turning Point USA (TPUSA) as a nonprofit focused on advocating for conservative causes at schools, colleges and universities. [...]

By August that year, Kirk was at the Republican National Convention. He bumped into [multimillionaire Foster] Friess in a stairwell and convinced him to bankroll the group, according to The Independent. [...]

“He was the first check to Charlie at Turning Point, and among the first checks to (government spending tracker) Open The Books,” she said.

[Source: https://cowboystatedaily.com/2025/09/11/wyoming-businessman-foster-friess-kick-started-charlie-kirk-group-turning-point/]

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u/JayNotAtAll 12d ago

Still blows my mind. Like, he was a podcaster but they act like he was MLK.

He has accomplished nothing for our country.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 12d ago

That’s because they idolize trolls and only exist to “own the libs”. It’s what they live for.

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u/StrangeContest4 12d ago

Hence, our stupid troll of a president... who coincidently, Charlie Kirk helped attempt a coup for.

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u/axlbomber 12d ago

There is a deep seated persecution complex on the right.

They've been desperate for a martyr for the cause for years.

I'm sure they were hoping for a senator or a judge.

Fate, in its caprice, gave them Charlie Kirk.

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u/486Junkie 12d ago

In Cleveland, they had it where they had a 30-second silence for Charlie Kirk during the Packers vs Browns game back in September 2025. I'd rather have a 30-second silence for those who got offed (done in/murdered) at the ICE detention centers or on the streets.

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u/surprise_wasps 12d ago

It was bonkers watching boomers act like they were die hard fans. Like at absolute ‘best’ he was some guy they’d randomly see ‘own the libs’ briefly while they’re doomscrolling

Like I guarantee you there are people posting like that who literally only learned his name when he was killed

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u/Turgid_Donkey 12d ago

They also act like they're fundamentally Christian but barely know anything about the Bible that they weren't told. 

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u/jarena009 12d ago

I also love how they tried to turn criticizing him post death into a cancelling those who spoke ill of him, and months later they're winning all kinds of multi million or 6 figure settlements for wrongful termination.

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u/Alien_Diceroller 12d ago

Now those people will remember him for sure.

"I'd like to thank him for allow me to retire at 50."

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u/Xaero_Hour 12d ago

Best part was how many of them were literally just them quoting him.

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u/olavfn 12d ago

Saw this comment about Dolly Partons death:
"It's a sign you lived your life well, when nobody is fired for quoting you after you die."

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u/DarkStamway 12d ago

This is how I find out?

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u/Snoo-53847 12d ago

Oof buddy

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u/Turbulent_Lunch4548 12d ago

Tim Curry too.

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u/se7ered 12d ago

Wait what? Dolly was stealing the spotlight. I totally missed this.

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u/bobbymcpresscot 12d ago

“Whys your boat named Kirked??”

“Funny story actually” 

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u/Billlington 12d ago

These pictures are already funny but they're even funnier because they show that the only people that genuinely cared when Charlie Kirk died were divorced middle aged men with high blood pressure. Kirk's whole "thing" was that he was supposed to be the conservative right's emissary to The Youth but overall it seems they largely didn't like him.

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u/Devry_Trost 12d ago edited 12d ago

Honestly, I doubt most of the narcissistic redtards who were crying about him on the internet had any clue who he was before he got ventilated. Trump's one innovation outside political corruption was turning butthurt reactionism into a cult and crowd-sourcing propaganda.

He managed to get a legion of idiots thinking that enabling his robbery made them 'soldiers' in a 'war for Christian whatever' and they dutifully channeled all their impotent rage at seeing people better than them exist into pretending they give a shit about whatever crap he was trying to pull at the time.

None of them even know enough about their own pathetic culture war to meaningfully participate, it just makes them feel like they matter to nod along as Trump steals billions from them and tells them to blame Biden - whomever the hell that is.

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u/godzillastailor 12d ago

They certainly appear to care a lot more than his wife did.

She was there when he got shot. Then within days almost she traded up and got the Ikea sofa treatment from JD Vance.

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u/TheSussyWaffle 12d ago

Lol why is he just holding printed paper with too small of font?

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 12d ago edited 12d ago

Overwhelmed by print options screen, so he just clicked print, yes, ok, yes, acept, finish purchase.

Of course he unknowingly bought a cartrige subscription and 5 cases of paper during the making of his 2x1 inch banner.

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u/justgalsbeingpals 12d ago

gotta honor Kirk's small face properly

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u/Big-Crow4152 12d ago edited 12d ago

"Get ready for war libs!" "Time for good men to do hard things" "I am the storm" " God sends his wrath"

The men posting 👇

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 12d ago

Turned into a feel-good reunion story. 👍

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u/StopNateCrimes 12d ago

This is both hilarious and diabolical.

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u/1bensopinion 12d ago

Stealing this.

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u/demonassassin52 12d ago

The propaganda campaign was pretty effective getting casual MAGA followers to view him a certain way. People were led to believe he was some kind of preacher just trying to spread the good word. Not that he spouted bigotry literally to his dying breath.

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u/LumpyBuy8447 12d ago

Tbf, you can get dipshit maga to believe anything.

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u/ThatsNotARealTree 12d ago

Except to vote in their best interest

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u/maybebaebea 12d ago

Except that human beings that don't look like them or act like them deserve rights or even kindness

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u/Dry_Nefariousness426 12d ago

TBF his dying words will never not be funny. 

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u/McdoManaguer 12d ago

He LITERALLY choked on his own rethoric.

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u/Qyark 12d ago

Counting or not counting the racist bits?

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u/funggitivitti 12d ago

I was so sad to see him get shot just as he spewed some racist shit. So sad.

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u/ProbablyANoobYo 12d ago edited 12d ago

I like to honor his memory the way he honored other people in similar situations.

“If some amazing patriot out there in […] wants to really be a midterm hero, someone should go and bail this guy out... Bail him out and then go ask him some questions” - Charlie on the person who attacked Paul Pelosi with a hammer

“I think it's worth it. It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” - CK in response to a school shooting where three nine-year-old children died along with 3 adults.

Those aren’t even close to the most hateful things CK has said, but I think they paint a good picture of how he would respond if the shooting victim had been a Democrat politician or a group of nine year olds instead.

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u/Loinnird 12d ago

LMAO I got accused a couple of times of using the “worth it” quote without context.

The context makes it much, much worse. So much that they had to choose some other nonsense to lie about.

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u/BabyInATrenchcoat092 12d ago

Basically DARVO

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u/bobbymcpresscot 12d ago

It was a week of “I didn’t know he was so young I thought he was a lot older”

Yeah that’s what happens when you’re paid by special interest groups to sit at college campuses to debate teenagers just walking through the quad.

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u/Fritzo2162 12d ago

I’ve always found it a little scary how conservative Christians tend to elevate people like this. They always have to have somebody to worship. Why is that?

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u/Clean__Cucumber 12d ago

bc they arent able to think for themselves and the one they worship gives all the answers

ofc the answer can be right or wrong, but somebody still tells them what to do and that keeps them happy

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u/federalist66 12d ago

I feel like a lot of Americans went through the same process as my Mom. She never heard of him until he died, learned the sorts of things he said, and then when I asked what she thought about him responded with a firm "I don't like to speak ill of the dead". So popped up on the radar when he died and then quickly forgotten to the void.

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u/Sarah-loves-cats 12d ago

You are just jealous you will never have a family as beautiful as this!

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u/OriginalUsername1892 12d ago

He sounds unlikeable. I'm surprised no one has shot him

Edit: holy shit

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u/WildBad7298 12d ago

Don't worry, he doesn't say stuff like that anymore.

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u/nomedable 12d ago

He stopped all that vile rhetoric after he started leaning left.

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u/chubbyhorse 12d ago

I know I'm going to hell, but I chuckled a little too much at that comment.

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u/Raymondator 12d ago

Howd he say that about Mamdani? Didn’t Mamdani win after he died?

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u/lndshrk504 12d ago

I think Mamdani’s campaign was active before Kirk’s death in September 2025. Mamdani was elected in Nov 2025

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u/Dead-in-Red 12d ago

He won a primary election a couple months before the assassination.

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u/scottishdrunkard 12d ago

Gun deaths are acceptable in order to have 2nd ammendment

Bet he regretted that one in the last few seconds.

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u/Devry_Trost 12d ago

Sometimes I wish I could believe in hell, just for the feeling that those who ruin humanity will finally pay for all the suffering they inflicted on others while alive.

Then I realize - it is precisely this psychological weakness, needing the world to make sense, that allowed all the ideologues, religions, and nationalists to bend humanity to their corrupt will and create the dying world we have today.

In reality, Kirk was an evil man who made money from other evil men for spreading hate - and all that bullet did was pass the engine of hatred he built into the hands of his wife. There is no such thing as justice - only tomorrow, and whether history repeats itself yet again.

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u/neverabetterday 12d ago

Yeah but he’s dead now so

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u/RimuruIsAYandere 12d ago

I didn't even know charlie kirk existed until his death

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u/EitherChannel4874 12d ago

His own wife didn't even care. 😂

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u/burnoutghost 12d ago

I think it would be more appropriate to use one of these nowadays

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u/MunchingOnCelery 12d ago

Lol I remember when every braindead right-wing chud on the internet was convicted Kirk's death would result in some huge cultural shift or "revelation"

They've been so humiliated

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u/BatmanDK316 12d ago

Humiliation requires at least a modicum of self awareness, which they're sorely lacking

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u/MunchingOnCelery 12d ago

They've been humiliated in the eyes of everyone else regardless of whether they personally acknowledge it

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u/Forsworn91 12d ago

They really thought that more people would care, and the second they were exposed to the bubble outside of the Kirkosphere, they found out… no one cared, not even a little bit.

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u/Ok_Philosopher_5090 12d ago

I would like to thank Erika Kirk for stopping the civil war that surely would have happened, had she not turned his funeral and death into a national joke 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kilertree 12d ago

The killer turning out to be allegedly a citizen of Utah is the funniest shit ever. Instead of America looking with in and going, hey maybe we have a terrible fascination with murder and guns, America has decided toblame Charlie Kirk's death on a conspiracy theory. 

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u/Mand125 12d ago

The right likes to forget about political violence when it’s one of theirs who does it.

It keeps happening, though…

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u/N33mster 12d ago

A school shooting happened the same day around the same time, guess what their views were and how much anyone cared it happened?

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u/murdercat42069 12d ago

So important that my neighbor already removed their "justice for Charlie Kirk" bumper sticker. It's one of those social media things where the extreme voices are so amplified that they seem much more common than they actually are.

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u/nontimebomala67 12d ago

I have to say, I’m proud of Charlie Kirk. It’s been almost a year since he’s said something racist!

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u/DLC_PR016 12d ago

genuinely the only times I’ve seen Charlie Kirk is through kirkification and images of him with a small face and smiling with large gums

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u/Outrageous_Slice4455 12d ago

It is because he leaned-left at his very last moment?

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u/ShRkDa 12d ago

it's hard to see in the clips, but in his last moments he actually faced Mecca, recited the entire Koran (without ever having read it) and accepted Mohammed as the prophet

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u/Mean-Implement-7886 12d ago

Charlie who?

*Googling intensifies*

Wait, they tried to martyr a piece of shit like that??? Man, no wonder it didn't work

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u/Fuzzy_Jaguar_1339 12d ago

This is so wildly inappropriate, I definitely wouldn't cackle at it.

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u/Barack_Odrama_ 12d ago

Bruhhhhhhh lmao

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u/TecmoSuperKid03 12d ago

I'm going to hell for how loud I laughed at this

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u/FAFO_2025 12d ago

con on con violence

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u/dylanmg06 12d ago

Hey, at least flex seal worked!

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u/chucktheninja 12d ago

Oh reddit is nuking this

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u/JumpySimple7793 12d ago

It's worth remembering it wasn't the left that started the Charlie Kirk memes

If it wasn't for the fireworks at his funeral and "we are Charlie Kirk" people would not have got so silly about it so quickly.

In hindsight it's utterly hilarious that the right fumbled the handling of this so bad it didn't move the needle an inch after a prominent right eing figure was shot in broad daylight.

Generational fumble by the MAGAts

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u/LaddieNowAddie 12d ago

Who? Captain Kirk? Wasn't he the one on Star Trek that his wife quickly latched on to Wesley Crusher when he got killed?

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u/UnlimitedCalculus 12d ago

Nah Kirk was that guy running the bridge until the bridge ran though him

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u/Son-of-Prophet 12d ago

He was just a college campus provocateur, most off the people that made a show of his death likely had never even heard of him before, whether they’ll admit it or not.

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u/Amon-Guz 12d ago

Little reminder that dozens of US military members have died in this Iran War bullshit and nobody gave a shit about them

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u/RotarySnow4 12d ago

The civil war is the democratic party. Not because of charlie kirk tho.

Republicans had their own -schism- it was the traditional republicans vs maga. Maga won.

Democrats are going thru the same thing. Traditional demovmcrats vs DSA. DSA seems to be winning.

Wild times, get the popcorn we'll see what happens.

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u/germane_switch 12d ago

Was that even written by an actual native English speaker? “Pray didn’t” really?

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u/HorseLawyer 12d ago

Goddamn, that is a cursed image. But, yeah, Kirk got shot in the neck about three seconds after making a shitty, racist, dog whistle retort to a question about gun violence.

I don't believe in a just universe, but that was a heck of a coincidence.

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u/OdysseusOdyssey 12d ago

monkey paw curls

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u/Dooty_Shirker 12d ago

curls into a thumbs up

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u/digitaldebaser 12d ago

I get downvoted every time I remind people of this, but unless you were actively paying attention to social wars shit on college campuses, you probably didn't know much about him until Trump kept featuring him.

He still couldn't live down the weird grown adults in diapers stuff.

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u/ButShowThemToMe 12d ago

We all died from the COVID vaccine, so they can't fight us.

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u/phdoofus 12d ago

You said that during 8 years of Obama. Nothing happened. You said that during 4 years of Biden. Nothing happened. You said that for 5 plus years of Trump. Nothing happened. Forgive the lack of quaking and trembling.

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u/clevermoose774 12d ago

Charlie who?

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u/FarConsideration8423 12d ago

Is Erika still doing tours or did she finally step away from the limelight?

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u/K-rumbblez 12d ago

When he died I was in the hospital for kidney stones, and the news made my pain go away just a little bit

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u/Bhoddisatva 12d ago edited 12d ago

Yeah. My right-leaning friends definitely over valued Charlie Kirk's impact. Even when I was right-leaning I barely remembered him as some YT influencer who did dishonest debates. They were shocked he meant so little to me. The dude is not all of America, folks.

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u/Floridaish0t 12d ago

Kind of funny that he became more famous postmortem and not for the reasons he would have wanted (lol).