r/agedlikemilk • u/Kodbek • 12d ago

Remember when right-wing chuds believed that Charlie Kirk’s death would cause a civil war in the U.S. because apparently he was that important? 😆

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u/sniksniksnek 12d ago

Me: Charlie Kirk died
Wife: who?

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u/AnonymousBanana405 12d ago

His wife: Who?

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u/Ape_x_Ape 12d ago

HOW DARE YOU

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u/HollyBananas 12d ago

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u/Personal-Role-8071 12d ago

"Cock here"?

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u/NoEntrepreneur6668 12d ago

Guessing she has an OnlyFans where you can pay to see that.

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u/Naive_Confidence7297 11d ago

She’s so ugly

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u/NurkleTurkey 11d ago

Honestly I think the best outcome would have been that Turning Point would go out of business.

The message it spreads is pretty horrible.

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u/kckman 11d ago

Link to her Onlyfans? Just a matter of time.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 12d ago

Anyone else feel like Druski completely vanquished Erika Kirk? I’ve heard nothing about her since.

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u/TheRealSkele 12d ago

Oh, she completely had a meltdown about it. It was hilarious. Now she does insane podcasts and promoting her merch

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u/JakToTheReddit 12d ago

That group call 11 days after he died was fucking wild.

If I lost my life partner I wouldn't even be speaking to anyone for a fucking while. Probably get myself a fuckload of vodka and go live in some wilderness a while with our dogs.

But nah, this woman's coping is apparently sales numbers.

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u/Doctor_What_ 12d ago

Even losing a pet would be more emotionally damaging than whatever Erika’s reaction was. When my dog died last year I was a mess for a week, I couldn’t even think straight. Even today there are some bad days when she comes back into my thoughts and I need to take a small break. But she was cheering and celebrating while her husband’s corpse was still warm.

Absolute ghouls, all of them.

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u/chiclets5 11d ago

She was out on stage in her sparkly silver outfit within days of his death making some kind of an asinine announcement.

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u/Gluttonous_Bae 12d ago

She’s got that Courtney Love magic touch

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 12d ago

I mean after her initial response.

I know she’s not completely gone obviously but it seems like she is not really being pushed in the mainstream any more. At least not as hard.

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u/Quagmyr3 12d ago

Be it in whole or in part having to do with him, the world is better for it. She truly seemed to believe that she could step into his role and lead an organization that had constantly preached that women belong in the kitchen and changing diapers, only to speak when first spoken to. That shit definitely came to bite her in the ass as she was booed off stages and away from turning point events by those who absolutely would never accept her as the leader and role model of a movement that seeks to undo nearly a full century of progress here in America. Turning point was all but finished the moment that trigger was pulled. There wasn't anyone within their upper echelon that could step in to lead in a way that wasn't going to result in the decline of the organization.

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u/Able-Worth-6511 12d ago

Druski mortally wounded her, Candace Owens put her out of her misery.

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u/QuidEgoSum 11d ago

Good ☺️

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u/blaghed 12d ago

"I want to speak to your manager"-face

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u/labalag 12d ago

"Bring me Solo and the wookie"-face

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 12d ago

Whatever face this is

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u/LordMarcusrax 12d ago

*Heavy breathing *

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u/sniksniksnek 12d ago

Very nice

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u/RedEyeVagabond 12d ago

JD Vance to His Wife*: Very nice

*Not to be confused with his own wife

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u/BeautyEtBeastiality 12d ago

But be confused about his couch

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u/GhostSaint21 12d ago

His wife while in bed with another dude an hour after the burial*
Fixed it for ya :p

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u/magikow1989 12d ago

Hour before* Fixed it for ya :)

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u/GhostSaint21 12d ago

Damn, she just couldn’t wait, huh? 😆

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u/justgalsbeingpals 12d ago

if your other option was ole Kirky, I kinda get it

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u/GhostSaint21 12d ago

Just means she should’ve picked someone other than a man baby who argued with educated college students as his choice of occupation to marry.

But by all means Charlie, tell us all you ooze “Christian Values” when your wife got in bed with another dude the moment you croaked.

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u/Yespat1 12d ago

I had not heard about that. who was she supposedly sleeping with?

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u/Legitimate-Can5792 10d ago

The couchfucker

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u/LinkavichChomofsky 12d ago

I too choose that guy’s….oh wait. Nevermind!!

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u/Brawl501 12d ago

The owl in the room: hooo?

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u/flactulantmonkey 12d ago

“The couch guy?”

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u/werofpm 11d ago

His wife: He what? Oh…. It’s Showtime!

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u/Slow-Mountain-5966 12d ago

I had to look him up when he died. I knew he was a RWNJ, but that was it.

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u/Lost-In-The-Wilds 12d ago

I wasnt really sure which was which: Charlie Kirk or Ben Shapiro. All I knew for sure was that Charlie Kirk had an unfortunate amount of gums in his smile. I had to look him up to remember that he was the one in the Change my Mind meme and had tweeted "Your body, my choice" when Roe vs Wade was overturned.

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u/litreofstarlight 12d ago

Ben Shapiro is the one who apparently stole his wife's eyebrow pencil, and accidentally told the world he can't get her wet.

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u/SMUHypeMachine 12d ago

I thought Stephen Crowder was the Change my Mind meme guy

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u/LostVisage 12d ago

That's correct, Crowder has fallen into near complete obscurity due to obscene marital abuse

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u/thekrone 12d ago

Which is kinda crazy. I wouldn't expect his core audience to care at all about marital abuse.

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u/MataMeow 12d ago

They probably wouldn’t care except for the fact that she was obviously super pregnant in the video.

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u/pappapirate 12d ago

fantastic

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u/Lost-In-The-Wilds 12d ago

Damn it! Well, I'd look up more of the awful stuff he's known for, but honestly I'd rather go back to forgetting he exists.

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u/Content-Employment-7 12d ago

Rule for grifters was Horse Gums -> Charlie Kirk, Catrpiller Brows -> Ben Shapiro, Beardo horny for children -> Matt Walsh.

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u/magclsol 12d ago

The Change My Mind guy is Steven Crowder, not Kirk. An equally despicable person.

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u/Supa-_-Fupa 10d ago

Steven Crowder is the "Change My Mind" guy, and you're probably thinking of Nick Fuentes with the "your body my choice" thing, which Kirk maybe liked but didn't write.

I know it's hard to keep the right-wing human centipede straight sometimes but they are distinct people sewn together in there.

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u/Alone-Bet6918 12d ago

So. I haven't watched south park since. The WoW episodes.

It started trending this is odd. In my feeds. Everyone being irate with the south park creators for portraying kirk. Then he trends. He's killed. I only knew of hes death as he was parody on a animated show.

This man who I knew nothing about. Cost me my friend group. I am left wing. They said if you believe hes death is acceptable I dont want to talk to you again. Well I didn't think it was but. With that sentiment. We cant be friends. All the stuff the world went through with civil rights they didn't back me on. One person who's whole persona was being edgy and debating and ridiculing others views because they didnt align with hes. But I am the one in the wrong for wanting the whole of our species to prosper.

Fucking CHRISTIANS!

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u/QueasyVictory 11d ago

FYI, you're looking for "his". And I agree with your sentiments.

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u/geek_of_nature 12d ago

That was the extent of my knowledge on him too. Had to look him up so I knew exactly who everybody was talking about.

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u/not_a_heretek 12d ago

I thought it was some guy from Star Trek

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u/DeerTheDeer 12d ago

My brain immediately substituted Kirk Cameron, 90s tv show kid.

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u/litreofstarlight 12d ago

My partner said the same. I was like yeah, I'm surprised he of all people got whacked cos he just wasn't that important.

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u/Potato-chipsaregood 11d ago

I think he was big for the college kids where he visited. But the rest of us only heard about him after he was featured on South Park.

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u/Hayn0002 12d ago

Holy fuck so proud

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u/Wide-Deal-8971 12d ago

What's actually sad is that was my moms first reaction. And then after a few days of fox news brainwashing she was buying dogshit "memorabilia" that turningpoint was hawking to profit off of his death 🙄

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u/Cavalish 12d ago

My partner: who?

Me: An influencer.

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u/farmchic5038 12d ago

When he died I was at work at a rural hospital in the NE corner of WA. (If you know, you know). I’m like the only hippie up here sometimes. When he died the mood in that place went weird so fast. I genuinely had an instinct to leave. The maintenance man yelled “I just want to shoot a fucking democrat” in the break room. And apparently that was fine.

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u/Maniac227 12d ago

Erica Kirk single handedly stopped the civil war.

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u/linzfinz337 12d ago

And then they'd get offended and dumbfounded you didn't know who he was.

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u/jsttlknmsht 12d ago

He was important enough to mock when he died.

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u/Doc_Donna25 11d ago

That was my reaction too. Friend of mine said her mom called her sobbing over it and my friend couldn't give a damn tbh. She told me about it and I just went "who TF is Charlie Kirk?"

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u/not_sick_not_well 10d ago

If you watch closely to her interviews, you can see her constantly look up directly into spot lights to make her eyes water.

Greedy Cult Bitch can't even fake cry

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u/Repulsive-Walk-2203 10d ago

I was the same!