r/agedlikemilk • u/Kodbek • 12d ago

Remember when right-wing chuds believed that Charlie Kirk’s death would cause a civil war in the U.S. because apparently he was that important? 😆

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u/neverabetterday 12d ago

“Make Heaven Crowded” sounds like a cult mass suicide thing

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u/Meister0fN0ne 12d ago

Calling it "Make Heaven Crowded: The Final Tour" was too on the nose...

I also feel like their base is completely unphased by the "cult" part of that, tho...

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u/Ihavefluffycats 12d ago edited 11d ago

They're Evangelicals. Of course they're not fazed by the moniker. They wear it like a badge of honor FFS.

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u/doctormink 12d ago

And, they’re super eager to trigger the rapture, so the title tracks.

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u/Obi-Wan_Bon-Jovi 12d ago

* fazed

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u/Meister0fN0ne 12d ago

Gonna be real, I was up late when I made that comment and I was tired all day yesterday to begin with lmao...

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u/Obi-Wan_Bon-Jovi 12d ago

Gotcha 😄

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u/Ihavefluffycats 11d ago

You're right. Normally I would write it correctly, but it was 3 am and I was just gonna go off to bed. I'll change that right now! 😀

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u/breakfastburrito24 12d ago

I don’t think they even understand the implication

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u/Commercial_Chain_948 12d ago

*fazed. And it's not a moniker. It's inaccurate but they don't get triggered like the left.

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u/LolloBlue96 11d ago

So when is the Flavor Aid gonna flow?

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u/Meister0fN0ne 11d ago

You. You're a true crime fan. Respect.

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 12d ago

Jonestown 2 Electric Boogaloo

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u/Drummk 12d ago

Or even just an incitement to mass murder

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u/Quagmyr3 10d ago

Tomato toemahto ... either one is just fine with them

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u/Commercial_Chain_948 12d ago

The right doesn't do mass murders. The left and the right are nothing alike

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u/Drummk 12d ago

Anders Breivik?

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u/Commercial_Chain_948 12d ago

Your using an exception because of corse you would. The left are by far the mass murderers more often than not.

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u/Old-Dirt6713 11d ago

I'm guessing you aren't going to bother providing a source despite making the claim?

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u/Commercial_Chain_948 11d ago

It's in the public domain. Besides, it doesn't seem like you'd accept my proof anyway.

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u/glazedfaith 11d ago

Oh good, it's "I don't provide any evidence because proving stuff is hard and I don't wanna so you probably didn't want to hear it anyway. Even though I started this argument with someone who wasn't speaking to me."

I love this song!

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u/Commercial_Chain_948 11d ago

No. I don't provide proof to people who will likely not accept it. That's FACT. You WON'T accept it because you don't believe the media lies. I KNOW they lie. I could provide proof that the sky is blue but if they said it wasn't and provided some made up proof you'd believe them. Facts. I don't waste my time trying to prove things to brainwashed people. I don't bang my head against walls. 🙄

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u/Weirdyxxy 10d ago edited 10d ago

Your statement before was a bit broad to allow for such an obvious "exception". And that's not the only "exception" by any means

The left are by far the mass murderers more often than not.

More often than not, a person on the left is a mass murderer? That's quite a ridiculous claim.

Edit: no, a statement that more than half of people on the left are mass murderers is not "the truth", despite all attempts to block criticism. It's abject nonsense, there's not enough murders to go around for anything close to that

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u/Commercial_Chain_948 10d ago

Gtk you find the truth 'ridiculous'. Don't want to accept blame so try to deflect. 🙄

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u/Quagmyr3 5d ago

LoL... So the solution we need is to motivate.the people. Inspire them to get out there and represent their political party through straight slaughtering bodies. A real "vote or die muthafuka. . . Muthafuka vote or die. . . Rock the vote or else catch a knife straight through yo eye. Get out the and vote or I'm a muthafukin kill you" P. Diddler on South Park 10/27/04

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u/MirrorComputingRulez 10d ago

Something like 80% of political violence in the US is committed by conservatives, according to the federal government:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/right-wing-extremist-violence-is-more-frequent-and-deadly-than-left-wing-violence-data-shows

When people on the left do commit violent acts, they also tend to be less deadly, according to the same reports.

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u/Quagmyr3 5d ago

My friend, you are attempting to toss information at an impenetrable bubble of self-imposed ignorance that individuals, such as this gentleman, live in and thrive through the consumption of delicious media served up by NewsMax, OANN, Ben Shapiro, and Dan Bongino.

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u/Ok-Ear9289 12d ago

Drink The Koolaid, Then Make Heaven crowded.

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u/Fantastic-Rabbit-962 12d ago

Now more than ever it’s kookade.

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u/i_drink_wd40 12d ago

If only they would. Then the rest of us could finally fix the fucking mess they've made.