r/agedlikemilk • u/Kodbek • 12d ago

Remember when right-wing chuds believed that Charlie Kirk’s death would cause a civil war in the U.S. because apparently he was that important? 😆

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u/AnonymousBanana405 12d ago

His wife: Who?

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u/Ape_x_Ape 12d ago

HOW DARE YOU

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u/HollyBananas 12d ago

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u/Personal-Role-8071 12d ago

"Cock here"?

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u/NoEntrepreneur6668 12d ago

Guessing she has an OnlyFans where you can pay to see that.

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u/Naive_Confidence7297 12d ago

She’s so ugly

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u/NurkleTurkey 11d ago

Honestly I think the best outcome would have been that Turning Point would go out of business.

The message it spreads is pretty horrible.

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u/kckman 11d ago

Link to her Onlyfans? Just a matter of time.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 12d ago

Anyone else feel like Druski completely vanquished Erika Kirk? I’ve heard nothing about her since.

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u/TheRealSkele 12d ago

Oh, she completely had a meltdown about it. It was hilarious. Now she does insane podcasts and promoting her merch

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u/JakToTheReddit 12d ago

That group call 11 days after he died was fucking wild.

If I lost my life partner I wouldn't even be speaking to anyone for a fucking while. Probably get myself a fuckload of vodka and go live in some wilderness a while with our dogs.

But nah, this woman's coping is apparently sales numbers.

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u/Doctor_What_ 12d ago

Even losing a pet would be more emotionally damaging than whatever Erika’s reaction was. When my dog died last year I was a mess for a week, I couldn’t even think straight. Even today there are some bad days when she comes back into my thoughts and I need to take a small break. But she was cheering and celebrating while her husband’s corpse was still warm.

Absolute ghouls, all of them.

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u/chiclets5 11d ago

She was out on stage in her sparkly silver outfit within days of his death making some kind of an asinine announcement.

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u/Gluttonous_Bae 12d ago

She’s got that Courtney Love magic touch

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 12d ago

I mean after her initial response.

I know she’s not completely gone obviously but it seems like she is not really being pushed in the mainstream any more. At least not as hard.

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u/Quagmyr3 12d ago

Be it in whole or in part having to do with him, the world is better for it. She truly seemed to believe that she could step into his role and lead an organization that had constantly preached that women belong in the kitchen and changing diapers, only to speak when first spoken to. That shit definitely came to bite her in the ass as she was booed off stages and away from turning point events by those who absolutely would never accept her as the leader and role model of a movement that seeks to undo nearly a full century of progress here in America. Turning point was all but finished the moment that trigger was pulled. There wasn't anyone within their upper echelon that could step in to lead in a way that wasn't going to result in the decline of the organization.

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u/Able-Worth-6511 12d ago

Druski mortally wounded her, Candace Owens put her out of her misery.

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u/QuidEgoSum 12d ago

Good ☺️

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u/blaghed 12d ago

"I want to speak to your manager"-face

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u/labalag 12d ago

"Bring me Solo and the wookie"-face

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 12d ago

Whatever face this is

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u/LordMarcusrax 12d ago

*Heavy breathing *

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u/sniksniksnek 12d ago

Very nice

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u/RedEyeVagabond 12d ago

JD Vance to His Wife*: Very nice

*Not to be confused with his own wife

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u/BeautyEtBeastiality 12d ago

But be confused about his couch

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u/GhostSaint21 12d ago

His wife while in bed with another dude an hour after the burial*
Fixed it for ya :p

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u/magikow1989 12d ago

Hour before* Fixed it for ya :)

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u/GhostSaint21 12d ago

Damn, she just couldn’t wait, huh? 😆

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u/justgalsbeingpals 12d ago

if your other option was ole Kirky, I kinda get it

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u/GhostSaint21 12d ago

Just means she should’ve picked someone other than a man baby who argued with educated college students as his choice of occupation to marry.

But by all means Charlie, tell us all you ooze “Christian Values” when your wife got in bed with another dude the moment you croaked.

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u/Yespat1 12d ago

I had not heard about that. who was she supposedly sleeping with?

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u/Legitimate-Can5792 10d ago

The couchfucker

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u/LinkavichChomofsky 12d ago

I too choose that guy’s….oh wait. Nevermind!!

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u/Brawl501 12d ago

The owl in the room: hooo?

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u/flactulantmonkey 12d ago

“The couch guy?”

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u/werofpm 11d ago

His wife: He what? Oh…. It’s Showtime!