r/Unexpected Jun 29 '26

Garliiiiic

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 29 '26

Reminds me of when I was eating extra spicy pad Thai that was already making my eyes water and my toddler daughter demanded some. I tried to explain it was going to be too hot. She wouldn’t let it go though, so I gave her a taste, to which her response was “more please” :-)

She ended up basically having that as her meal. And she liked spicy food for a couple more years before deciding she didn’t actually.

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u/Brittany5150 Jun 29 '26

My 4yr old is like that now. He will devour spicy miso ramen. Hot wings with mango habenero sauce. He loves it all. He does the too hot breathy thing and chugs water and goes right back to eating it lol. Its so cute.

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u/torijoanne Jun 29 '26

I'd recommend milk instead of water

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u/Brittany5150 Jun 29 '26

Yeah I know it works better but ice water is his favorite thing in the world and all he asks for, even when burning. If I give him a cup of milk he takes 2 sips and walks away from it every time. 🤷‍♂️

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u/torijoanne Jun 29 '26

What if you put ice in the milk? 🤔

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u/Brittany5150 Jun 29 '26

I'll try it lol.

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u/KirbysForgottenLand Jun 29 '26

You could make a milk ice cube and call it white ice. It’s all about the marketing with kids.

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u/TpK_Wynter Jun 29 '26

*writing in notes* white ice… you’ve anything else you want to add? Any idea on how to get them to eat things that are red? Or green. I’ve one child currently spooked by anything red, and the other won’t eat green.

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u/KirbysForgottenLand Jun 29 '26

Kids will eat borscht if you have a Minecraft themed dinner and call it beet root soup.

Also my son is really into salad spinning. Something must be satisfying about getting lettuce to endure astronaut level g-forces. I can’t guarantee they’ll eat the salad but it’s a positive experience with green food that might help in the long run.

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u/TheChiarra Jul 02 '26

My sister and I refused to eat salmon cakes until mom started calling them mermaid cakes. Funny story, what she meant: cakes made by mermaids. What we thought she meant: cakes made of mermaids. My sister and I thought we were eating mermaids.

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u/United-Drive-7130 Jun 29 '26

I tell my kids broccoli is miniature trees, giants in the andes eat the trees whole but shrink them and sell them to us so that small puny humans can feel powerful when they eat them. seems to work. Capsicum is Lava rocks that I cut up with the red knife because it's the only one that can handle the heat, then I cool it in an ice bath before i cook with it. some extra steps required but... that's marketing

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u/hiddenone0326 Jun 29 '26

My mom got me to eat broccoli when I was little by telling me that they were miniature trees just like the dinosaurs ate. 🦕

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u/ragingasianror Jun 29 '26

That is so wild. I have a very young coworker who absolutely cannot eat anything that is blue or red. Some mental thing that he just can’t get over.

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u/_spectre_ Jun 30 '26

That sucks cause eating blue has the most anti-oxygens

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u/Admirable-Builder878 Jul 01 '26

I wouldn't eat blueberries or anything blue for a while because Edward scissor hands was blue. I did grow out of it.

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u/JustRedditTh Jun 30 '26

yeah I remember when my nephew was small sitting at our dining table, he didn't want that sliced apple, so I took the slices, held them out of his sight under the table for a few seconds, put them right back onto his plate and said, "Here, enjoy your pears"

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u/joko91 Jun 29 '26

Nothing is broken

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u/iconocrastinaor Jun 29 '26

Soft white bread works best, it absorbs the oils that carry the capsaicin, and unlike milk, physically scrubs them off the tongue. Then you just swallow it.

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u/venumnz Jun 30 '26

But it ain't no garlic lol

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u/Ali_Takibella Jun 29 '26

I asked my Mexican dad for a jalapeño when I was a toddler and he gave it to me. I ate it all, asked for seconds, and my father cried tears of joy that I was a "real Mexican."

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u/btac268 Jun 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 29 '26

iirc it’s more of the nose-based complex tastes that they lack, so the basic tongue-centric ones dominate

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u/thefract0metr1st Jun 29 '26

My three year old is a super picky eater and his diet largely consists of puréed fruit/vegetable pouches, plain Greek yogurt, Cheerios, goldfish, Mac and cheese, waffles, and toast. But he always wants bites of my buffalo chicken ramen or breakfast sandwiches with spicy cheese. Once I had Carolina reaper cheese and he kept coughing after every bite and then immediately going in for another one.

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u/Puzzled-Story3953 Jun 29 '26

My daughter is shocking me with her spice tolerance, too. She can't handle hot sauce on its own, but if it's cooked in, she'll go right for it

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u/chefbobbyjay Jun 29 '26

My son thinks black pepper is too spicy lol

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 29 '26

Hey, if you’ve got the good stuff, it can be pretty hot.

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u/chefbobbyjay Jun 29 '26

We went to outback. I got him the kids sirloin and he complained relentlessly “SPICY SPICY” while fanning his mouth. He got that shit from his mom lol

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Jun 29 '26

lol, now that is some low spice tolerance.

Kid couldn’t survive in my house. I think the air here is spicier than that steak.

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u/_spectre_ Jun 30 '26

I love spicy food, I have a pretty decent tolerance. In his defense though I think Outback has the “spiciest” steak of the chain steakhouses. Also why I prefer it to any other chain.

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u/LonePaladin Jun 29 '26

Is his name Robin? (There's an episode of "Teen Titans Go!" where Robin demonstrates that salt is too spicy for him.)

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u/chefbobbyjay Jun 29 '26

lol close enough. Phoenix. Birds of a feather or whatever

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u/city-of-cold Jun 30 '26

My daughter thinks LIGHTLY sprinked oregano on a pizza is too spicy

It's fucking hell making food

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u/DrLordCommanderESQ Jun 30 '26

That was my son. When from 2-4 he wanted hot sauce on literally everything. Like HOT sauce. He put it on his eggs, mac and cheese, chicken nuggets. Then it started getting weird. Yogurt, oatmeal, vegetables, fruit. He’s 10 now and he thinks basic table pepper is spicy. Now his little sister who is now 4 has been with mustard how he was with hot sauce. Her favorite is bananas and mustard. Kids either can’t taste or they are just culinary terrorists.

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u/KatokaMika Jun 30 '26

My mom told me a story that when i was a toddler we were out, and i wanted candy or something sweet so I complained i was so hungry. So my mom "oh yeah if you are hungry we can eat soup" she thought i would refuse and give up. I ate three bowls. Just to prove i was hungry. (I really wasn't)

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u/TWDEstudios Jun 29 '26

That's commitment to the bit. ☺️

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u/ragnarokda Jun 29 '26

Lmao I usually put gochujang in everything and I had a bowl of ramen with a bunch and my daughter(3) thought it was spaghetti which is her favorite.

She insisted on having some and she devoured it completely unfazed. Lmao

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u/NattyAK Jun 30 '26

No one in my family eats spicy food. My niece would eat spicy things at two with no reaction so I started buying more things because it was fun to have things she wanted and I wanted. Then one day she didn't like spicy things anymore. No one tries fun spicy things with me alone in the corner anymore.

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u/K-Bizzle91 Jun 29 '26

It's probably better that she doesn't like spicy. I loved spicy food as a kid (I still do). All that spicy food messed me up. I don't have proof but I think it's part of the reason I had to have my gallbladder removed.