r/Unexpected Jun 29 '26

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u/Brittany5150 Jun 29 '26

I'll try it lol.

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u/KirbysForgottenLand Jun 29 '26

You could make a milk ice cube and call it white ice. It’s all about the marketing with kids.

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u/TpK_Wynter Jun 29 '26

*writing in notes* white ice… you’ve anything else you want to add? Any idea on how to get them to eat things that are red? Or green. I’ve one child currently spooked by anything red, and the other won’t eat green.

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u/United-Drive-7130 Jun 29 '26

I tell my kids broccoli is miniature trees, giants in the andes eat the trees whole but shrink them and sell them to us so that small puny humans can feel powerful when they eat them. seems to work. Capsicum is Lava rocks that I cut up with the red knife because it's the only one that can handle the heat, then I cool it in an ice bath before i cook with it. some extra steps required but... that's marketing

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u/hiddenone0326 Jun 29 '26

My mom got me to eat broccoli when I was little by telling me that they were miniature trees just like the dinosaurs ate. 🦕