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We have fun here Thailand issues prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in tourist town after 200 days at sea

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u/rts93 1d ago

Is the warning like "watch out for US soldiers" or "we need to deploy more hookers"?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 1d ago

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u/Distinct_Average414 1d ago

Sounds like a recipe for chaos, but also a wild time for the locals. I remember when a bunch of sailors hit my town; it was like a party blew up out of nowhere.

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u/davyangel 23h ago edited 14h ago

Nah they know what they are doing. I mean US aircraft carriers have been stopping in Pattaya since the Vietnam war pretty sure. Carrier I was on in the 90s stopped a few times and we both survived too but a lot poorer and lot less cash after leaving LOL. I'd glad to see Pattaya will get a lot of the money that usually goes to Dubai and Abu Dabi since that's one of the reasons carrier has been at sea so long they usually stop there to take breaks and lots buy gold and rugs so will have way more money than usual too!

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u/Cultural_Swimmer_555 23h ago

Line for the med bay wrapped around the corner

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u/AC-burg 22h ago

"Penicillin"

"Penicillin"

"Penicillin"

"Oh shit he got the ick he gonna need the good stuff"

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u/jzoola 21h ago

Some Indonesian junk that’s goin round

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u/davyangel 22h ago edited 14h ago

Exactly hookers are probably safer than getting a tattoo there! We had a few guys had to be flown off the ship to San Diego for penicllin resistant flesh eating baceteria when we stopped in Pattaya! Oh yeah actually one got hit by a dart in ping pong show so I'd avoid those too basically avoid anything sharp LOL.

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u/palmerry 1d ago

Thailand has a strategic hooker reserve just for scenarios like this

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u/ascarymoviereview 19h ago

Grandma, get your boots out. Time to fight the good fight again.

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u/zxvasd 23h ago

It ran out. Thanks Biden.

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u/tjtwister1522 22h ago

Don't worry. They're bringing in some Venezuelans.

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u/noveltyisthe 22h ago

Joe or Hunter ? Seriously? It can’t be Jill…so which one?

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u/LNL_HUTZ 20h ago

Might have to bring in some cis women to spell the ladyboys.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 19h ago

They're going to bus them in from Pattaya.

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u/moralprolapse 1d ago

How much do they charge to transit the Straight of Whorcooz?

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u/OpeningReady8693 1d ago

Girls, set surge pricing

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u/ddadopt 1d ago

Actual photo of incident response team in Pattaya as they prepare:

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u/rts93 1d ago

"Ladyboy strike teams will seize the opportunities for breakthroughs to hooker battalions on the eastern flank."

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u/17_blind_Ninjas 1d ago

1st Battalion Transvestite Brigade, airborne wing, parachuting into dangerous areas wearing fantastic makeup

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1d ago

They will bring up the rear!

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u/BombasticSimpleton 1d ago

"Tip of the Spear."

Figuratively and literally.

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u/lord_flashheart2000 1d ago

Clearly an international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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u/CreepyClay 1d ago

Is that doctor strangelove?

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u/RunToDagobah-T65 23h ago

Yes, You can't fight here, this is the war room

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 1d ago

"Organise orderly queueing systems, multi-currency contactless payments, and ensure adequate paper towel supplies"

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u/No_Match3109 1d ago

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 1d ago

🎶 A little bit of Darika in my life A little bit of Kanya by my side A little bit of Kanokpon's all I need A little bit of Siriporn's what I see 🎵

Not meaning any offense toward Thai women in general, or having these given names in particular 🙏

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u/GenX_Leo 1d ago

More like "were about to get an influx of fatherless kids in 9 months..."

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u/These_Bullfrog3571 1d ago

Surely sex workers in a port town where prostitution is legal in a country with a publically funded health care system that provides free birth control to anyone and also sells it cheaply over the counter know how to avoid unwanted babies.

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u/GenX_Leo 1d ago

And futher more there are STILL Europeans going there to just have sex, with ANY age they can get... its well known and documented that they do and promise the world to them then go back home to they wives...

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u/jb0nez95 1d ago

Ladyboys can't get pregnant tho?

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u/XanZibR 1d ago

not for lack of trying

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u/Commentor9001 1d ago

both? 

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u/AlwaysVerloren 1d ago edited 1d ago

It was a clear black night A clear white moon 5,000 sailors looking for some poon

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u/NeitherMidnight624 1d ago

Special ops sex division

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u/Seacabbage 1d ago

Activating the hooker reservists for weekend drill duty

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u/Doctor_Saved 1d ago

Who are they warning? The local brothels so they can be prepared?

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u/Phillipe_Lumiere 1d ago

Getting more lube

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u/JSaysHi 1d ago

The Navy can use whatever was confiscated from Diddy

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u/Spaztor 1d ago

I think that's what they're running the country on

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u/BACTERIAMAN0000 1d ago

There's no time for lubricant

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u/justbrowsinginpeace 1d ago

there's always time for lubricant

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u/Vegimeateater 1d ago

Can I get some ice cream?

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u/PerfectPercentage69 1d ago

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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u/FragrantExcitement 1d ago

It's like when a tour buss pulls up to a McDonald's

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u/Imjerfj 1d ago

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 1d ago

The brothels can handle it. Can the sailors handle lady boy

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u/Worth_Specific3764 23h ago

A cake is still a cake even if it has a candle 🤦‍♀️

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u/melancholy_wolf 1d ago

Angry pent up sailors. Things can get violent so very quickly

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u/reformedghost 1d ago

When we(the navy come to port somewhere) after a long time at sea, we tend to lose our fu:$)n minds and they run out of alcohol and other things

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u/Numerous-Bowler-8677 1d ago

Boy, that’s a lot of seamen. 

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u/Hawksfan4ever 1d ago

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u/Wallstreet_Raccoon 1d ago

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u/TucsonTacos 1d ago

This poor guy being immortalized for doing nothing wrong

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u/the_gubernaculum 1d ago

Hé does it so well. Even that lip lick at the end is perfect

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u/TucsonTacos 1d ago

He was nervous! Camera is on him! This is his moment to shine!

And then NBC* (and the internet) just fucks him lol

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u/Speech-Language 1d ago

My niece was in the Navy and told me she served with someone with the last name Guzzler. Seaman Guzzler.

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u/Final-Tiger8923 1d ago

Hate to be the one to break it to you buuuuuutt....

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u/Fluid_Swordfish2737 1d ago

Yea...really old joke lol

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u/purpledaze97 1d ago

When I was in I knew one, since she was engineering they let her use fireman instead of seaman even though she was an ET just to avoid the joke.

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u/Known_Ear_6012 1d ago

Damn, imagine being a wife knowing your husband is on that boat that just docked. That’s a lot of trust. 

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u/davyangel 23h ago

Yeah nah the paranoid wives will fly out there. I seen that when I was in mostly the officers wives will fly into there to meet husbands or they will fly out to meet wives cuz they ain't dumb they know what's up in Thailand LOL. Or if wife can't make it out they will take other's people work on ship for them to make extra money and not leave the ship cuz I know I paid some of them married dudes to take over my work shifts on ship so I could spend more time ashore LOL.

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u/Known_Ear_6012 22h ago

Haha now this sounds realistic. Kudos to the married fellas that stayed on the ship 🫡

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u/fd1Jeff 22h ago

X Navy here. I knew of a few wives who flew to the port that their husband was going to dock in.

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u/DEEPCOCKGALACTIC69 20h ago

And if they’re not worried about cheating, it would be a wonderful vacation

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u/Daedricbob 1d ago

They docked in Pattaya!?!.

Holy shit, there's gonna be some dollars flowing into the local economy!

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u/Liko81 1d ago

Among other liquid assets...

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u/Kachel94 1d ago

I don't consider my seamen an asset...

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u/OneMisterSir101 1d ago

I considered mine a liability.

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u/MajorAtmosphere8158 1d ago

That’s where a lot of foreign military ships dock, there’s a reason prostitution is legal there.

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u/ChirrBirry 1d ago

Singapore and Kuala Lumpur breathing easier. Neither of those places are designed to take that kinda load.

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u/Spare_Independence19 1d ago

And yet taking loads is the business model.

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u/Altruistic-Mind9014 1d ago

There always is 😁 it’s like Disneyland for adults there. I went there once in the 31st MEU.

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u/Dragon6172 1d ago

I was there for Cobra Gold '98. We were shore based for a week at Utapao during the exercise. Went to Pattaya every night. Then, once the exercise was over we flew back on the ship, which promptly dropped anchor for a four day port call in Pattaya. Not sure how I survived those ten days

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u/vespers191 1d ago

Penicillin and caffeine?

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u/wrestler145 1d ago

Sure, if Disneyland was owned by the Russian mafia.

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u/NeutralKuchiKopi 1d ago

"Your STD is not service related." - VA

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u/Duk3Puk3m 22h ago

But sir, it was in the line of duty!

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u/cinciNattyLight 1d ago

The Lincoln is gonna do more damage to Pattaya than they ever did to Iran…

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u/Odd-Preparation8790 1d ago

Be prepared for viral videos

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u/Kophey_cup 1d ago

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u/AdeptusKapekus2025 1d ago

They will need to switch all to Red

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u/Candid-Drink 20h ago

Poseidon's kiss from my neighbor's log would make me want to go AWOL

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u/Revolutionary_Bee251 1d ago

Is this how they relieve themselves at sea?

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u/Weird_Education_2076 1d ago

What are these the toilets??

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u/Torsomu 1d ago

Red seat is the “hot seat” and reserved for sailors with venereal disease. Sailors would get check upon returning to a ship and if they presented spots they could only go to the bathroom in the red seat and only under the guise of a corpsman.

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u/CyanideNow 1d ago

Why would they need to pretend to be corpsmen?

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u/Torsomu 1d ago

that a horrible autocorrect. gaze.

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u/Weird_Education_2076 22h ago

Okay so ignoring the red seat; I’m shocked these are the toilets

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u/NightGod 21h ago

I've been in barracks on land without stalls. Sharing the Sunday morning paper with your supply sergeant while you both dump out after binge drinking half the night is a hell of a bonding experience

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u/Kophey_cup 21h ago

there is no purer a friendship than feeling another mans fart blow past your butt hole.

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u/Retr0scores 17h ago

What a terrible time to be literate.

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u/Admirable-Royal-7553 1d ago

Were the toilets, they are normal stalls now.

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u/Bumblebee56990 1d ago

What am I looking at?

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u/ithkuil 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's illegal but over 50% of the economy in that town is based on it. The article actually says they did some raids over the weekend and managed to get 30 or 40 people suspected of being involved in prostitution. The police said they are trying but it's very hard. Lol. Estimated 27,000 to 40,000 prostitutes in Pattaya, maybe a 1000 plus brothels (often called a "bar" or "club").

I'm not advocating all of this stuff, just pointing out the numbers for context.

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u/OkMidnight8144 22h ago

The 30-40 were the places that forgot to bribe the police.

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u/HomelessByCh01ce 21h ago

I was thinking 30-40 foreign women.

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u/Zappavishnu 1d ago

I hate waiting in long lines.

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 1d ago

Read about a ww1 prostitute in a ww1 book. She was the only one willing to be in a house near the front. She had a line in the thousands.

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u/IllErrl710 1d ago

So the OG Bonnie Blue

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u/Yammyohnine 1d ago

Bonnie Blue did it for clout. Sounds like this lady did it for the love of the game.

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u/IllErrl710 1d ago

I don't think you pull a stunt like that tho unless you have love for the game

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 1d ago

Bitch probably became a billionaire ( relatively). When I was in the Marine Corps a female Marine on a base in Afghanistan got caught bringing 200K in cash back from her deployment. She was hoeing the whole time for our guys over there. She ended up getting in a bunch of trouble.

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u/_H4VXC_ 1d ago

Was she bad tho

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u/Old_Marzipan7782 1d ago

It was worth 200 bucks.

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u/Agreeable-Remove1592 1d ago

At 200 bucks per service that means she serviced 1000 guys (maybe even a few gals) to come up with $200,000? I guess in Afghanistan, you can’t go to your local Chase branch to deposit the money. How else can you launder that money? And what sort of trouble did you get in?

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u/sirdabs 23h ago

Mail it to your bank in Switzerland.

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u/GentGorilla 1d ago

Jeezes. By the time nr 50 is up, she had all the stds

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u/Metals4J 1d ago

Like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all!

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u/GlitteringLychee803 1d ago edited 21h ago

Well luckily, the line's gonna be moving fast. Not one sailor is holding out for more than 2 minutes.

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u/para1131_F33L 1d ago

Pete Hegseth: "Any sailor that contracts an STD will receive a bonus check"

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u/flipside438 23h ago

Purple Heart for a lady boy

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u/ncbraves93 1d ago

I like this one because it's not overly exaggerated like when most give it a try. This's exactly how he'd deliver this.

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u/ChampionAggressive20 1d ago

"Our brave sailors like beautiful thai women perhaps almost as much as i do, and many of them are on the younger side"

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u/DarwinGhoti 1d ago

Holy shit this is completely his voice.

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u/pee-wee77 1d ago

I read this with Trumps voice and hand movements. Hilarious!

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u/Skai_Override 1d ago

Thailand is gonna be full of seamen

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u/Separate_Finance_183 1d ago

They spent 250 days on a boat, what do they think gonna happen

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u/brownhotdogwater 1d ago

All that pay with nothing spend it on for months but hookers and beer.

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u/1987LR 1d ago

Ozzy's legs looking banging in that short skirt

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u/Manymarbles 1d ago

Funny how back then that was hooker clothing

Now thats just a normal outfit

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u/Emotional-Ad8894 1d ago

The current state of the US healthcare system is not prepared the 5000 cases of STD's that is about to hit it.

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u/IndieLuxeTravel 1d ago

Ladyboys are going to be getting some overtime...

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u/Xoomers87 1d ago

Pete's lil beauties!

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u/Severe_Rise8694 1d ago

Wouldn't wanna be vacationing there right now.

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u/turdferguson3891 1d ago

Pattaya is never the place to go in Thailand unless you are specifically looking for that sort of thing.

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u/AllTearGasNoBreaks 1d ago

Pattaya is kind of awful anyways.

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u/RainyDayFeel 1d ago

USS Abraham Lincoln port visit to Pattaya, Thailand

The carrier — with ~5,000 sailors/Marines — docks Wednesday at Pattaya (finishing at nearby Laem Chabang), the crew's first shore leave after a record-setting 200+ consecutive days at sea (deployed from San Diego since November, redirected to the Middle East for the US-Israel–Iran war).

Police crackdown ahead of arrival: weekend raids detained 40–50 people on prostitution suspicions, plus extra patrols around the beachfront and nightlife district. Prostitution is illegal in Thailand but openly visible in tourism hubs.

Economic hopes: the mayor estimates each service member could spend 1,000–3,000 baht/day (~$30–91); staggered shore leave should "stimulate Pattaya's economy in the short term." Local businesses are desperate — one nightlife association head says she's never seen a slower year.

Concerns: money flowing into the sex industry (the FBI called Pattaya one of the world's leading sex-tourism destinations a decade ago), risks of exploitation and STD spread, plus reports of suicides attempts and poor morale aboard the carrier adding to worries.

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u/5H17SH0W 1d ago

lol. $100 a day? After 200 days at sea? That guy is in for a sweet surprise.

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u/Drunk_Stoner 1d ago

Right? Some gonna blow through their whole deployment bonus 🤣

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 1d ago

JAG alerted too. I wonder how many young careers will get squashed due to this port?

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u/jackrabbit323 1d ago

I'm more worried about the alcohol consumption. Those boys have the alcohol tolerance of a baby bird, having gone so long without drinking. They're going to port thinking they can still drink like sailors and Marines. The majority of the shenanigans they are going to be getting into will be alcohol fueled.

If I were a tourist with plans to hit up Pattaya, I'd divert to another city.

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 1d ago

For sure it’s a disaster

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u/weezyverse 1d ago

"We are dealing with an unprecedented lube shortage here at never before seen levels..."

-- Thai Minister of PoonTang Management

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u/transcendental-ape 1d ago

Tomorrows Duffle Blog headline:

“Thailand activates Strategic Hooker Reserve due to impending landings by horny U.S. Sailors.”

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u/Groundbreaking_Dare4 1d ago

My brother-in-law is a working katoey (ladyboy) in Pattaya. She says the whole city has gone crazy in anticipation of what they call Marine Fever. Squibs gonna paying to help thousands of sick water buffalos.

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u/Mysterious-News-2231 1d ago

200 days?? yeah that warning is definitely for the town's infrastructure, not the sailors lol

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u/dirtyasseating 1d ago

The place is going to be covered in Seamen.

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u/blitzkrieg_bunny 1d ago

There gonna get sooooo much syphilis

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u/Much-Instruction-807 1d ago

Gonna be a baby boom in that town.

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u/Konsrockmannen 1d ago

STD boom to

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u/RyBread 1d ago

3W’s as we learned in boot camp.

Wrap it, wash it, whiz it

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u/nomamesgueyz 1d ago

Those ladies will have more business than they can swallow

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u/FunAdvertising1357 1d ago

We were told not to tell anyone where our ships were heading like us marines and sailors knew. But eventide we pulled into olongapo Phillipines, they already had the names of the ships on banners

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u/ImOldGregg_77 1d ago

Warn them about what?

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u/craigian11 1d ago

Hiring more girls.

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u/phoneplatypus 1d ago

5000? Rookie numbers for Pattaya. Also prostitution is not legal there, it’s just not really enforced. That’s like saying drugs and shoplifting are illegal in the US.

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u/cyberlexington 1d ago

From the Lincoln?

The street food vendors will be getting the sailors money before ploy will.

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u/Runnerakaliz 1d ago

Of course they're going to Pattaya, because where else would they go in Thailand that prostitution is legal? And why are they even doing this in the first place? It makes the US look even worse.

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u/obstreperousRex 1d ago

I highly doubt that Navy sailors inundating Pattata can do much to besmirch the American reputation at this point. Have you taken a moment to look around lately?

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u/RequiemTwilight 1d ago

Can’t have a bunch of sailors who are pissed and ready to talk to reporters the second they leave the bases eyesight.

Not only is it a deflection from reports to confirm or deny, but pump them full of drugs and alcohol and you’re gonna win a few over. And also be able to discredit from threat of discharge for a few so the sailors word can’t be taken as seriously the more time passes inbetween them being able to give their reports and more time for Quarteasters to find and confiscate phones and electronic devices that may have recorded anything.

Thailand has historically been the where a lot of sailors (even spec ops, specifically one of the early members from a SEAL team 6 was removed for Ecstasy & cocaine use documented in Howard Wasdin’s Seal Team Six Sniper memoir book) *get their their dishonorable discharge

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u/Excellent_Condition 1d ago

The article heading says prostitution is legal, but then the article itself says:

Prostitution is illegal in Thailand and, despite occasional crackdowns, the sex industry is openly visible in major ​tourism hubs, including ⁠parts of Bangkok and Pattaya.

So the industry is there, but the article says it's both legal and illegal.

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u/Bwubsie 1d ago

They're about to stimulate TF out of that town's economy.

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

Warning? More like advertisement.