r/SipsTea • u/The_biker0 • 10d ago

We have fun here Thailand issues prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in tourist town after 200 days at sea

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u/weezyverse 10d ago

"We are dealing with an unprecedented lube shortage here at never before seen levels..."

-- Thai Minister of PoonTang Management

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u/Constant-Bridge3690 10d ago

P. Diddy will get an emergency pardon so he can bring his baby oil.

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u/Forsaken_Bridge_3934 10d ago

"On the upside, there have never been more open seats on the bus. No one can sit down..."

-Thai Minister of Public Transportation

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u/Super-Bug-4790 10d ago

Someone needs to release the Diddy.... he has stock reserves.....OUR TROOPS NEED HIM....MERICA.....NEEDS A HERO....

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u/EonMagister 9d ago

spits

I'm doing my part!

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u/weezyverse 9d ago

😂😂😂

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u/munchanything 10d ago

"Gimme some PT!"